Post: #1

WTF did I just read!!??

One of the largest mainstream media portals in the US, Yahoo News, gives play-by-play commentary on some random 11-year-old girl and her "cheating boyfriend"?

Surprise, surprise, it was also framed as a sassy girl power win for her. And a somber loss men kind, because the male is portrayed as an impulsive lying scumbag from a prepubescent get go.

Seriously, an "11-year-old"!?!?

God damn, the emboldened liberal media continue to have their field day. They are throwing touchdowns all over the end zone. They are slamming that ball in the end zone's ground hard, and are rubbing it in our faces.

Whoever said that pedophilia will eventually become the "civil rights" issue is probably quite correct.

But for now, there's something disturbingly off with this article, it is as if the writer went out of his/hers way to test the boundaries of normal. Notice the gleeful usage of words "elementary school", "schoolgirl", "boyfriend", "cheating", "ding, ding".

This reads as if it was written by some preprogrammed uberliberal whack machine troll bot. Is that possible, can the beta Tribe's machines be programmed to spew out garbage like this at regular intervals (more and more disturbing stuff served in future)? There's no writer's name/byline, it just says "Yahoo News". Seriously. Even if this is a troll job, or some low paid Yahoo staffer's/hipster's intentional joke, the fact that such disturbing garbage can be served "live" in front of millions of American eyeballs is not the symptom of disease, but disease itself.

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"Breaking up with someone who cheated on you is always hard but this 11-year-old schoolgirl threw some serious shade at her former boyfriend.

The elementary school pupil from Texas, USA, sent the love cheat a series of texts and finished them with one epic sign off.

After telling him that she gave him two warnings about his ways in the past, she then tells him to not talk to her in middle school and that she never loved him.

The with all the sass of a wronged woman, she tells him: “Ding ding ding. Oh what was that? Oh yeah, the elevator ‘cause you’re not on my level.”

Talk about blunt - how could her former flame come back from that?

The texts were revealed by tweeter Mad Nickens, who posted screenshots of the conversation on her Twitter page.

Her tweet has now made her sister an overnight sensation as it has been retweeted nearly 7,000 times and favourited 11,000 times since it was posted two days ago.

Ding ding ding is now THE way to dump someone who wrongs you.

Future boyfriends watch out! Do NOT cheat on this girl."

https://news.yahoo.com/11-old-schoolgirl...ml#vt12BNd

Post: #2

Everything about this is irredeemably stupid.

Post: #3

Must be nice to have an I-phone at 11 years old. I thought I was hot-shit because I had a trapper keeper.

Post: #4

I'm happy the 11 year old is learning a lot about spelling and punctuation at school. Glad my taxes are going to good use.

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Post: #7

Probably fake, but maybe not. My first thought is "how on earth is it legal to publicize a child's text in a newspaper? Can't the parents(of either the boy or the girl) sue?"

I guess the texts were already available on twitter so fuck it who cares?

Probably just more clickbait to get more views?

Post: #8

This makes me want to burn down the world.

Post: #9

You have to start training them how to properly attention whore early on. Otherwise by the time they get to high school some Kardashian would already be dominating the market.

Post: #10

You're not even old enough to see an R-rated movie without your parents!

Is it wrong to wish for a massive epidemic that wipes out this bullshit?

Post: #11

Pandering to the lowest common denominator.

Honestly, Americans don't care about the national debt, Greece currency default, or collapse in middle class net worth. What they really want to know about is the romantic affairs of an 11 year-old girl. This nation is seriously full of irredeemably hopeless people.

Post: #12

Yahoo just post articles that are submitted (Yahoo contributors is what they call it). They don't have actual reports that go around looking for stories. Thus why 80% of anything on yahoo's news feed is useless.

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(07-01-2015 03:25 PM)LINUX Wrote:  Must be nice to have an I-phone at 11 years old. I thought I was hot-shit because I had a trapper keeper.

Five Star binders got the bitches wet.

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(07-01-2015 03:59 PM)Kabal Wrote:  

(07-01-2015 03:25 PM)LINUX Wrote:  Must be nice to have an I-phone at 11 years old. I thought I was hot-shit because I had a trapper keeper.

Five Star binders got the bitches wet.

Bitches don't do work anymore. they just scroll through snapchat.

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(07-01-2015 03:57 PM)chyamor Wrote:  Yahoo just post articles that are submitted (Yahoo contributors is what they call it). They don't have actual reports that go around looking for stories. Thus why 80% of anything on yahoo's news feed is useless.

Except when they do that they explicitly identify the sources (eg. awesomeclickbitesiteforidiots.com)

This article's source is "Yahoo News" (because they are not identifying anyone else).

But yes, there used to be a time when their entire feed was their own content, but in the last 2-3 years, in the race to the bottom, they abandoned all pretenses and just went with the flow. Vox.com, cats videos, elementary schoolgirl sex problems.

Post: #16

Well the boy seems to have game from the limited texts I see.

Game from an 11 year old.

Post: #17

11 year olds dating, having iPhones, can't write, talking about being in love....

Yahoo should write a story about how badly their parents have failed instead.

Post: #18

And people think Texans will secede from the USA? Their culture is almost certainly no better than what exists on the East or West Coasts.

Post: #19

Hey I was trying to fingerbang girls at that age

Kids a pro

Post: #20

A girl actually asked me out when I was in sixth grade but my parents wouldn't let me date then...they said I was too young.

Post: #21

This is one for the optimists who keep believing that the generation of girls after Millennials will somehow be better...

Post: #22

Future white trash single mom. Who cares.

Post: #23

And drinking Starbucks? Who the fuck let's an 11 year drink a 400 calorie afterbirth of caffeine and sugar? I doubt they're getting the pour over, black.

Post: #24

Do not read yahoo. Makes you a mass murderer.