Post: #1

I've been waiting for this for a long time. The dude finally put out a book of his stories, priced at only $3. The stories of a man so depraved, so gonzo, that in the end he starts believing in God and birdwatching.



http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Naked-Tits-Sto...B010GX8T94

Post: #2

I bought it. It's amazing. Dude can write like no one else.

Post: #3

Also a happy customer...

Delicious Tacos is awesome.

Post: #4

Just bought it. Should be a awesome read in between doing stuff.

Post: #5

I picked it up as well. I believe I've read all of these stories on his blog, but definitely wanted to support the man. He's one of my favorite authors in any format. Strong work, DT.

Post: #6

Thanks OP, gonna buy this.

Post: #7

Too expensive. Can anyone PM me a PDF?

Just kidding. Just got it too. Along with Gorilla Mindset last night, I'll have some fun stuff to read this week.

Post: #8

Bought it. Great read. Will have to throw a review up on Amazon.

It's mainly just a collection of blog posts, but still great. I'll recommend it to some friends.

Post: #9

Everyone's mind has a seedy underbelly that we like to keep hidden from the outside world. It's rare that we permit ourselves to confide our most profane, lewd, and depraved thoughts to others. Rarer still is the ability for someone to channel these thoughts into great writing.

Delicious Tacos is one of those rare writers who knows how to do this. There is a profane honesty here, and a giddy celebration of the perverse that we can't help but delighting in.

It's like this little incestuous secret that he and his readers all share.

Congratulations to him. If life were fair, some smart producer would be snapping this up and turning it into a good screenplay. Now that is a movie I would want to see.

Call it our antidote to Mad Max.

Post: #10

Just read the first story in the sample of the book, Autopilot.

Crazy, weird, Stephen King-ish, warped. Good stuff, I'll buy.

Prophetic or Metaphor

Dropping I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (rented, don't worry) and starting in on this.

Post: #11

(06-30-2015 01:56 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  Everyone's mind has a seedy underbelly that we like to keep hidden from the outside world. It's rare that we permit ourselves to confide our most profane, lewd, and depraved thoughts to others. Rarer still is the ability for someone to channel these thoughts into great writing.

Delicious Tacos is one of those rare writers who knows how to do this. There is a profane honesty here, and a giddy celebration of the perverse that we can't help but delighting in.

It's like this little incestuous secret that he and his readers all share.

Congratulations to him. If life were fair, some smart producer would be snapping this up and turning it into a good screenplay. Now that is a movie I would want to see.

Call it our antidote to Mad Max.

I've never seen anyone use the words "taint" and "shit pipe" as fluently as delicoustacos does.

Post: #12

Just read about half of it on the train. I had only even encountered one of these stories before, even though I've read a lot of his site. The man has a ton of material. I was cracking up in Public as I finished "Autopilot".

Post: #13

Delicious Tacos is an incredible writer. He's one of the RVF guys I'd most like to meet. His post on teenage girls was hilarious. Will definitely have to get this book.

Post: #14

I can't find this book on Amazon Canada and the US version won't let me buy it (it redirects me back to the Canadian site), anyone on here know how I can get this book?

Post: #15

I can't seem to find this on the UK Amazon store.

Not happy!

Anywhere else I can buy it from?

Post: #16

Holy shit-- thanks you guys. This thread made my day. I would like every post but I'd feel like a douche doing that.

It should be available in the UK and Canada (and everywhere). However it's currently listed as "adult" which fucks up all kinds of shit. You may have to turn some kind of filter off. Amazon is hardcore about suppressing adult material. For instance when you search "Hot Naked Tits," you get these family-friendly titles instead of my book:



I'll start selling it other places soon.

In Amazon's defense, Hot Naked Tits does contain (SPOILERS) an elderly woman being raped by a horse and a retarded girl getting gangbanged by a rugby team. However, those things happen in the service of social commentary.

Post: #17

(06-30-2015 06:19 PM)CrashBangWallop Wrote:  I can't seem to find this on the UK Amazon store.

Not happy!

Anywhere else I can buy it from?

Sometimes when I want to buy UK EDM music or old school UK rock/funk music, I have to change my URL to an AmazonUK one, because they won't allow me to buy it with the US as my region. Especially rare stuff like the band Camel from the 70's. I have no idea why they do this. That said, you should be able to change your browser to another region and buy it anyway. That is what I do and it always works for me. Just keep playing with it.

Post: #18

I'm glad he decided to do this. I love his writing and forum posts so much.

Post: #19

I bought it today, and plan on doing a review in a few days.

Stay tuned.

Tacos wisely limited the release of this title to Kindle only. I don't think too many guys would want to be seen walking around with a booklet with "Hot Naked Tits" in florescent pink on the cover...

Post: #20

Scotian, CBW:

Canada link: http://www.amazon.ca/Hot-Naked-Tits-Stor...B010GX8T94

UK link: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hot-Naked-Tits-S...B010GX8T94

That should work. For anywhere else, just change the region in the url itself to yours.

Yeah, searching for hot naked tits or delicious tacos on the search bar isn't going to get you anywhere haha.

Post: #21

His Twitter is a gift that keeps on giving.

Post: #22

(06-30-2015 08:00 PM)delicioustacos Wrote:  I'll start selling it other places soon.

Look for "easy digital downloads" for Wordpress on Google, is a free plugin that you install and it links to your payment platform of choice.

I cant vouch for the plugin as I havnt installed or used it yet, but there are options for you to sell it on your own website. I believe Amazon does not blocks you from selling your books on self hosted platforms.

Quote:I bought it today, and plan on doing a review in a few days.

Will do too, after Im done with the review I owe Spike of his latest. I read the book and its great, but I havent given me the chance to sit down and type it out.

Post: #23

Thanks Nascimento, just bought it from Amazon.ca and am looking forward to this one.

Post: #24

In for one.

I definitely look forward to it tomorrow.

Edit: You should narrate the audiobook.

Post: #25

Are you planning a hardcover release? I'd like to keep it on my coffee table.