Post: #101

Did OP ever get the bang off this?

Post: #102

Tell her this verbatim "bitch you are 35 years old with two demon spawn, you are either sucking this dick or kicking rocks" When she squawks back show that cunt the door.

When she texts you next dont reply. Dont tell her what youre doing just go ghost for a few days. The "cussing out" is pretty funny though in a what the fuck kind of way. Like the other guys said shes 30 with two kids, she is NOT an 8. Love when i read the newbie forum and see stuff like "shes 45, three kids, currently pregnant, with aids, shes a 9.2"


Edit: im an idiot , pretty shitty and didnt see how old this was

Post: #103

I'm also curious to hear how this played out.

Post: #104

Holy shit this thread was entertaining! The human pillow, horrible text game, and askhole -- classic stuff. But I think we've all been there at one time or another --trying to salvage a bang and digging yourself deeper into the cuddle/friendzone. It looks like it got so bad, she had to pull the plug on him after the texting fiasco. This thread should be a must read for newbies -- cut bitch off that's raping your time.

Post: #105

Sleeps over one night and does not give up tits and making out = friend zone. Sleeps over more nights without escalation = friend zone. Sleeps over one night with nothing = friend zone. Doesn't fuck by third or fourth time sleeping over after other sexual activity = friend zone.

For too many women, boosting their perpetual low self esteem is more important than sex. These are damaged women.

One common method of doing this is to deny men after leading them on.

Here' my rule: sleeping in the same bed is for adults. Adults have sex when sleeping in the same bed. If we aren't doing that, then you don't belong in my bed nor me in yours. I'm going home, or otherwise sleeping somewhere else.

Ideally, I'd give her a little leeway (second or third night) but in my experience, girl psychology dictates that if you don't get significant sexual activity out of her in the first night that you share a bed then you are likely to be quickly demoted or friend zoned. So, I no longer go by my ideal but what girl psychology demands. If no sex then no sleeping together in the same bed and, if I can help it, in the same domicile.

Essentially, what you are doing is denying her ego boost in getting you to lie with her while she denies you.

The first night in bed, simply pull your dick out and ask her to check it out. Sometimes this short circuits her resistance and fucked up games (denying the make out, etc). If she denies you, calmly explain that you are an adult, and so is she, and that you have sex when sharing a bed with a woman. Though, don't couch it as blackmail (ie: don't say you are leaving if she doesn't have sex). Just state what I said, pause, and then slowly leave.

This approach works better for bangs where both of you fell into bed after partying, etc. If you're trying to get into a LTR with a non-slut, then I'd start by not crawling into bed with her to early without first escalating outside of the bedroom to assure that when you are in bed that it will go down. In other words, I wouldn't just whip your dick out without further assurances.

Post: #106

All the hard internet game heroes in here with advice bordering on rape, ultimatums, demands etc.

Makes me think you guys are all tapping chicks below you SMV that do as you say.

When you "bat above your weight" in terms of SMV, which I applaud the OP for doing, then you have to play chess like he is.

I am in his camp, its a challenge, funny as hell and worth trying all the moves for this pillow loving Indian notch.

OP please update!

Post: #107

(04-25-2016 05:20 PM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  All the hard internet game heroes in here with advice bordering on rape, ultimatums, demands etc.

Please explain.

I'm thinking that you didn't read and think before you typed.

Quote:Makes me think you guys are all tapping chicks below you SMV that do as you say.

Right, because girls above your "SMV" make you do what they say? Btw, what's SMV? I'm behind on my internet acronyms as an "internet game hero". I assume that the last word is "value" but don't know the others.

Quote:When you "bat above your weight" in terms of SMV, which I applaud the OP for doing, then you have to play chess like he is.

Said everyone who gets played and friend-zoned in these situations ever.

Post: #108

(07-24-2015 03:42 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  Last night I asked her (via text), "you wanna come by me to get freaky?" She said, "no." Then I asked, "we can cuddle after, we both win." She said, "no thanks." Then I said, "what about I come by you to get freaky." She said, "uhh, yea." I said, "Ok what time to come." She didn't respond.

Post: #109

(04-25-2016 05:20 PM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  OP please update!

(07-24-2015 03:42 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  Last night I asked her (via text), "you wanna come by me to get freaky?" She said, "no." Then I asked, "we can cuddle after, we both win." She said, "no thanks." Then I said, "what about I come by you to get freaky." She said, "uhh, yea." I said, "Ok what time to come." She didn't respond. Total investment, 5 minutes.

No more advice, please. I'll just update everyone with progress, if interested.

There are no more updates to be had. If you read this ^^, and are demanding an OP update, you don't know how to read the situation.

^^ This, in the above quote? This means that the situation is dead. The OP is seen as asexual by the girl. He's at best in a friend zone, and at worst seen as creepy. This is not "Chess". This is not knowing that he is dead in the water. Any advice that we give is in memorium, and the OP, if he comes back, should be happy for it so that he can learn to keep his power for the next time.

Post: #110

(04-25-2016 05:20 PM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  All the hard internet game heroes in here with advice bordering on rape, ultimatums, demands etc.

Makes me think you guys are all tapping chicks below you SMV that do as you say.

When you "bat above your weight" in terms of SMV, which I applaud the OP for doing, then you have to play chess like he is.

I am in his camp, its a challenge, funny as hell and worth trying all the moves for this pillow loving Indian notch.

OP please update!

What? Did you see his weak ass text? No wonder she wasn't fucking him. He'd be lucky to fuck a 3 with that weak shit. You don't beg an 8 for sex. You don't beg a 7. Fuck man, you don't beg anyone for sex. Learn that lesson above all else. He should have said 'I'm going to bend you over and make you cum all over my dick". Instead he basically begged her to fuck him... Wow...

Post: #111

this situation can be rescued

Post: #112

(05-01-2016 10:34 PM)Easy_Mode Wrote:  What? Did you see his weak ass text? No wonder she wasn't fucking him. He'd be lucky to fuck a 3 with that weak shit. You don't beg an 8 for sex. You don't beg a 7. Fuck man, you don't beg anyone for sex. Learn that lesson above all else. He should have said 'I'm going to bend you over and make you cum all over my dick". Instead he basically begged her to fuck him... Wow...

Game gurus who've been here for two years with no rep come out the woodwork on threads like these.

Post: #113

(04-25-2016 05:20 PM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  All the hard internet game heroes in here with advice bordering on rape, ultimatums, demands etc.

Makes me think you guys are all tapping chicks below you SMV that do as you say.

When you "bat above your weight" in terms of SMV, which I applaud the OP for doing, then you have to play chess like he is.

I am in his camp, its a challenge, funny as hell and worth trying all the moves for this pillow loving Indian notch.

OP please update!

Thanks, nothing ever happened from this. We stopped talking. She didn't cave in and I didn't continue to communicate with her. I have to work harder for my American-Indian flag if I ever get it, not too concerned though. Fuck it.

Post: #114

(05-28-2016 07:42 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  Fuck it.

Why didn't you say this 3 pages ago?

Post: #115

(05-28-2016 07:42 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  I have to work harder for my American-Indian flag if I ever get it, not too concerned though. Fuck it.

Uhh, no-- that's the problem. You worked too hard for this one. That text was fucking awful man, and it was the picture of a tryhard at the end of his rope. Get up and brush that dirt of your shoulders, but working harder will not up the chances of you getting some good pussy.

Post: #116

That text was the final blow from the friendzone sword. Bury this girl deep, as deep as she buried you in her friendzone.
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