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The Best Shirt For A Gringo To Wear
I just had the idea to make a shirt that says "I'm a Gringo." Wearing this shirt would be an open invitation for people to approach you and talk to you in English. I think this would be especially useful in Brazil since you have better chances with a girl who already likes gringos.

Does anyone have a special shirt they wear that helps them get laid?
06-01-2011 10:14 PM
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(06-01-2011 10:14 PM)Sardino Wrote:  I just had the idea to make a shirt that says "I'm a Gringo." Wearing this shirt would be an open invitation for people to approach you and talk to you in English. I think this would be especially useful in Brazil since you have better chances with a girl who already likes gringos.

Does anyone have a special shirt they wear that helps them get laid?

I like to walk around ripped up at the beach with no shirt. This is usually an open invite for girls to come rub your nipples and smile (OSmile~
06-02-2011 12:06 AM
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My friends and I got white t-shirts made in Brazil with "100% Gringo" in bold black. Friggin awesome.
06-02-2011 01:20 AM
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You are more likely to get robbed that laid wearing that shirt in brazil.
06-02-2011 05:11 AM
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(06-02-2011 05:11 AM)Lumiere Wrote:  You are more likely to get robbed that laid wearing that shirt in brazil.

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06-02-2011 06:26 AM
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If you want to stand out in Brazil you should probably wear what is the regular beachwear at home. It will not be the same as the locals and women being the fashion freaks they are will spot this.
06-02-2011 07:01 AM
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A much better shirt would say you are 100% from whatever the region in Brazil is that has the most black people (if you are not black). Now that will get you some weird looks.
06-02-2011 09:42 AM
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(06-02-2011 09:42 AM)Ajiaco Wrote:  A much better shirt would say you are 100% from whatever the region in Brazil is that has the most black people

That would be Salvador
06-02-2011 10:29 AM
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(06-01-2011 10:14 PM)Sardino Wrote:  I just had the idea to make a shirt that says "I'm a Gringo." Wearing this shirt would be an open invitation for people to approach you and talk to you in English. I think this would be especially useful in Brazil since you have better chances with a girl who already likes gringos.

Does anyone have a special shirt they wear that helps them get laid?

Pardon my ignorance but can't one usually tell a gringo by how he looks Huh

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06-02-2011 10:38 AM
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Anyone can be Brazilian, such a diverse range of looks. People always stopped me in the street and talked to me in Portuguese, asking for directions etc in Brazil and I would have thought I was the least Brazilian looking person ever. So it's not always easy to spot a gringo.

I think the idea of wearing some shit shirt with 'gringo' plastered all over it is a terrible one.
06-02-2011 12:27 PM
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@Gringo especially in Sao Paulo this happens. I'm very gringo looking and people in Sao Paulo would approach me all the time on the street for directions. After starting to speak a little they would realize I was a foreigner from my accent.
06-02-2011 01:34 PM
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Yep, I'm not gringo but Brazilian is the 3rd nationality that people have confused me more for.
06-02-2011 02:55 PM
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Funny, my friends abroad were confused by Italians, Hungarians and so on! Not mention the Asian (Japanese looking)

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06-04-2011 05:15 PM
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(06-01-2011 10:14 PM)Sardino Wrote:  Does anyone have a special shirt they wear that helps them get laid?

Wear a shirt of the Dutch national football team. Banana

Or one of Argentinia.
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06-04-2011 07:02 PM
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That might be funny and get you some attention in some parts of the world, in other parts it might as well say "rob me."
06-04-2011 08:37 PM
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Haha a buddy gave me a shirt that says 'soy gringo, y que?' meaning 'Im white, so what?' I usually get a positive response from girls, I say go for it.
06-09-2011 02:13 PM
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I'm sorry, but a shirt that reads "I'm a gringo" screams out and might as well be written with "I'm a huge douche bag."

Unless you have some moves like that Mystery dude, I find that your chances of picking up legitimate and worthy females by the use of this shirt to be extremely low. It's a gimmick, and a bad one at that - kind of like a shirt people buy at a trashy American beach resort that has a Spring Break top ten list on the back.

If you can pull it off, then go for it. But a stylish or unique shirt that fits well and looks good has much more potential.
06-12-2011 10:54 AM
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(06-12-2011 10:54 AM)ehs5040 Wrote:  I'm sorry, but a shirt that reads "I'm a gringo" screams out and might as well be written with "I'm a huge douche bag."

Unless you have some moves like that Mystery dude, I find that your chances of picking up legitimate and worthy females by the use of this shirt to be extremely low. It's a gimmick, and a bad one at that - kind of like a shirt people buy at a trashy American beach resort that has a Spring Break top ten list on the back.

If you can pull it off, then go for it. But a stylish or unique shirt that fits well and looks good has much more potential.

They may as well wear a shirt in Brazil that reads "Speak English or Get The Fuck Out". LOL.
06-12-2011 11:16 AM
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