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The following article was sponsored by Oomi Smart Home

Having a bare-bones apartment or house might save you money, but it won’t impress the girls or make you feel truly at home. If you want to change your home into a sleek pad that will save time, be more aesthetically pleasing, and make your life easier, here are a few steps that you can follow:

1. Install energy-monitoring plugs

How much money are you spending on electricity every month, and how much of it is pure waste? There’s zero reason to blow your cash on power for appliances or devices you aren’t using that much. But how do you find out where you’re wasting money on power?

The answer is to install smart outlets in your house. Smart outlets such as the ones offered by Oomi allow you to monitor energy without any extra work. These outlets feature light bands that change color to indicate how much power is being sucked out of them, allowing you to pinpoint where your money is being burned. Additionally, smart outlets come in a number of different designs, allowing you to choose ones that are tailored to your needs.

2. Get a universal controller

Having different controllers for every bit of multimedia you own, from your stereo system to your big-screen TV, is an incredible hassle. The solution is to combine them with a universal controller. Oomi Touch, for example, enables you to automate your home theater entertainment and the like with a sexy, flexible touchscreen and tactile buttons.

Not only is a universal controller convenient, but it also looks cool. It’s annoying to host a friend or a girl and have to fumble with a million controllers on your coffee table just to turn on some mood music. A universal controller will remove this headache from your life and allow you to simplify your living space.

3. Automate unnecessary chores

You’re a busy man, with stuff to do, people to see and girls to talk to. You can’t afford to waste your time on menial tasks that can be easily handled by a computer. Fortunately, smart home systems enable you to cut unnecessary tasks out of your life.

Oomi IQ is the most powerful, flexible control system available for making your home as smooth and efficient as possible. Oomi actually studies how you are using it, enabling it to come up with suggestions on how to automate tasks around your house. For example, Oomi will watch over your house when you’re out and about as well as turn off lights and the thermostat to save energy. It doesn’t even require internet access to function.

Even better, Oomi doesn’t require any work on your behalf in order to install. While most smart home systems are do it yourself, all Oomi requires you to do is tap products together without having to read through a dense installation manual or spending hours deciphering anything.

4. Design your home the way you want

Everyone has different needs, and smart home systems such as Oomi are designed so that anyone can customize them to fit what they want. Whether you’re interested in making your home safe from predators, greasing the wheels of your home entertainment systems, or just automating a whole bunch of dull tasks, Oomi can help you.

In the 21st century, there’s no need to waste precious time toiling away at basic home tasks. With the power of smart home systems, you can transform your pad into the futuristic, no-stress living space you’ve always wanted. If you want to make your daily life that much less annoying, smart home systems are the way to go.

Click here to check out Oomi’s crowdfunding campaign and to get your hands on the latest technology for customizing your home.

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Post: #2

Lame article. Oh wait, damn, it's a sales article.

These sponsored articles are terrible. That said, congrats to funding the site.

Ok last comment I'll make on a sponsored article.

Post: #3

I was disappointed when I read that oomi only controls lights and crap like that.

I was really hoping that it would clean and do my dishes. That to me is a smart home

Post: #4

Dont discard this too soon. I installed a hidden dimmer and a couple of switches in my bedside table and now can control lighting and turn on music. Instant mood setter.

A smarter setup could be even better.

Post: #5

anyone deriding Roosh for trying to make a few dollars for the mountains of free information he produces/provides on a daily basis probably expects a free lunch in life

Post: #6

I used to be the editor in chief of a world wide magazine, so I know a thing or two about advertorial.

The problem with these articles is that they are executed so poorly. They may as well have a big flashing "THIS IS AN ADVERT" plastered at the top, such is the turnoff for the reader. Despite bringing in revenue, they shut down a lot of people's interest, which could be costly long term.

Good advertorial, however, tells the reader in a subtle way that it's a sales article but still makes the reader want to read the copy as the info, other than BUY BUY BUY MY PRODUCT NOW, is worthwhile and stands on its own two feet.

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As electric prices rise I can see the utility of having a monitor for unwanted usage.

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i'm actually very interested in the universal controller. i hate clutter, i've always got 4 remote controls on my table.

Post: #9

Reads way too much like the kind of sales copy I'd expect to see on the manufacturers website.

Too much repetition of the brand name.
No alternative product comparisons. There isn't a value proposition created for the reader.
Is Oomi the cheapest? Easiest to use? Has the most integrations?

When writing sales copy directed at men I tend to be more technical and less descriptive.

For example, this section:

"Even better, Oomi doesn’t require any work on your behalf in order to install. While most smart home systems are do it yourself, all Oomi requires you to do is tap products together without having to read through a dense installation manual or spending hours deciphering anything."

How is this accomplished? NFC? Bluetooth? Magic?

This is the only identifiable feature that is not offered by competitors!
Should be one of the most heavily marketed points.

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(06-10-2015 02:50 PM)CrashBangWallop Wrote:  Good advertorial, however, tells the reader in a subtle way that it's a sales article but still makes the reader want to read the copy as the info, other than BUY BUY BUY MY PRODUCT NOW, is worthwhile and stands on its own two feet.

rewrite it and show us how its done

Post: #11

(06-13-2015 07:56 AM)Vaun Wrote:  

(06-10-2015 02:50 PM)CrashBangWallop Wrote:  Good advertorial, however, tells the reader in a subtle way that it's a sales article but still makes the reader want to read the copy as the info, other than BUY BUY BUY MY PRODUCT NOW, is worthwhile and stands on its own two feet.

rewrite it and show us how its done

Whatcha gonna pay me??