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To Bang or Not to Bang?
"To bang or not to bang?" That is the question.

I met a girl at a festival today. I placed myself next to her to get a better look and lo-and-behold she actually starts talking to me! I turn to look at her and her face reminds me of a gaunt "Weird Al" Yankovic. We exchange some words for a while and as she starts to leave she asks for my name and says a reluctant goodbye. I could easily bag this girl...but I hesitate.

As she starts to walk away my mind began to fight itself:

"Dude, you're in the middle of a cold streak. She's got a decent body, she clearly likes you. Just do it. Go get her number. Sure she's a bit awkward and you don't want to look at her face, but you need something for the hard times. Like Roosh said, it's good to have someone around to "keep your cock golden", to knock the desperation. If she was naked and on your bed, you'd take it in a heartbeat. You're going to regret this when you're horny and you know it..."

"No, dude, only take the things you want. That's your motto now. You're not desperate. You're not just going to take what you can get. You didn't want to look at that face for a second, you won't want to kiss it later. You need to have standards. If you do desperate things you're going to feel like a desperate person. If there were 5 other nice options sitting on your phone right now, would you talk to this girl? Probably not. You're not attracted to her, so don't do it. If you're going to bang something, it's gonna be something you want. So just forget it and hit the street. Something'll come along soon..."

I walked away not saying anything and got on the bus feeling like I just dropped a good opportunity. I'm still trying to convince myself that it was a good move.

I have a feeling my hormones will disagree with that in a few hours...Confused
05-28-2011 11:56 PM
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gringochileno Offline
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RE: To Bang or Not to Bang?
Does she pass your boner test? The fact that you felt compelled to write and post this thread tells me that she probably did. If so, I think you know the answer to your question.
05-29-2011 12:45 AM
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FretDancer Offline
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RE: To Bang or Not to Bang?
(05-29-2011 12:45 AM)gringochileno Wrote:  Does she pass your boner test? The fact that you felt compelled to write and post this thread tells me that she probably did. If so, I think you know the answer to your question.

Not necessarily, don't underestimate dry spells.

But lets take a look at this:
Quote:You didn't want to look at that face for a second, you won't want to kiss it later.

It seems that would be a problem, you don't want to force a boner man. You will feel even worse when you're in the moment of banging her and you can't get your dick up but you still wanted to bang something and put an end to your DS.
05-29-2011 01:00 AM
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Gmac Offline
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RE: To Bang or Not to Bang?
(05-29-2011 01:00 AM)FretDancer Wrote:  
(05-29-2011 12:45 AM)gringochileno Wrote:  Does she pass your boner test? The fact that you felt compelled to write and post this thread tells me that she probably did. If so, I think you know the answer to your question.

Not necessarily, don't underestimate dry spells.

But lets take a look at this:
Quote:You didn't want to look at that face for a second, you won't want to kiss it later.

It seems that would be a problem, you don't want to force a boner man. You will feel even worse when you're in the moment of banging her and you can't get your dick up but you still wanted to bang something and put an end to your DS.

LIMP DICK.

Sounds like my situation (round 2) with my Russian girl from earlier this week. Honestly, get the bang if it's worth it but if she's bad enough you can't hold a boner then no. Easy as that.

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(This post was last modified: 05-29-2011 01:04 AM by Gmac.)
05-29-2011 01:04 AM
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Screwston Offline
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RE: To Bang or Not to Bang?
I would do it just to practice your sex game. I'm kind of glad I fucked so many "decent" girls when I was younger because I learned all my porn star moves with them
05-29-2011 01:36 AM
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