Post: #1

Currently, I'm reclusively studying for my MCAT exam for the next month. No serious drinking, no crazy nights out, no one night stands. I've got a 2 girl rotation, but things are pretty tame right now. I'm quietly lurking in the shadows, getting my business in order until it's time to strike again.

Consequently, it's been a reflective time. I thought about where I was a year ago and where I'm at now. Two very different people. I started thinking about the funniest, most badass things I've done over the year in regards to game.

Sure, it's fun to score and add notches and pad your stats. But sometimes there's just those moments.. Moments where you have a deep internal grin, where all of your effort and purpose has been satiated, even if it's for a relatively short time. These are those moments where you say, "shit... I'm the fucking man".

This is like hitting a game winning buzzer-beater three point shot in the fourth quarter of a playoff game (think Lebron James in game 4 against the Bulls).

There are plenty of funny stories, but this is my #1 favorite:

One night, I bring home a chick from the bar. The pickup was very smooth, all I had to do was seal the deal on my bed. So, we get into my room, we're making out, clothes start coming off. She says, "I'm not having sex with you". Yeah, sure, I've heard this before. Time passes and her resistance is not letting up. I really wasn't getting any from her and I was not trying to catch a case. In turn, I gave up, told her that my couch is incredibly comfy, gave her a blanket and tucked her in. She was livid.

I immediately hit up one of my chicks who was always down. She comes over in literally 5 minutes. Very quick turnover time. She walks in my apartment, and the couch is unavoidable. She sees the girl I just kicked out and says, "Hi! Are you Soze's friend?". The girl on the couch was pissed. I eventually just dragged girl #2 into my room to avoid any more hilarity. I banged the hell out of her and had her moaning so loud that the moans probably echoed in the ears of the girl on the couch for days. What a wonderful night. Can't say I've ever felt cooler than that to be honest.

I felt something like this:



I know you players probably have a wealth of hilarious and awesome little stories to share. Very excited to hear.


Note: Yes, I did end up banging the girl I kicked out a few weeks later.

Edit: I know this may come off as a "brag" thread. And it totally is. But that's what this is about. Throw your bitterness aside and revel in some glory.

Post: #2

Sounds like a great moment in hookup history!





If I had to choose one, my favorite has to be my first SNL ever back when I was first learning game. It was a really frustrating code for me to crack up to that point. The very night before, I had spent two hours with a girl (and making out) before getting nowhere. That night, I was getting cockblocked hardcore by the friend even though my girl was super DTF.

Out of nowhere, some random guy came up to us and asked what was going on. He understood the situation and took the cockblock to his table for a drink! She didn't even wanna leave at first (in order to keep cockblocking me) but he had enough game to pull her away.

I immediately snuck my girl out of the venue (out of sight by the cockblock) and back to my place. As my girl took a shower before we banged, her friend called her phone 10+ times. I made sure to turn it off before we got to business.

I still have no idea why that guy came out of nowhere and winged me like a champ. It was a thing of beauty.

Post: #3

That story just gave me a big grin. I know it's petty, but its such a good feeling doing shit like that to a bitch that thinks she's too good to put out.
I definitely got some vicarious satisfaction out of that.

It reminds me when I was out at a club a few nights ago and I was approaching this lone 2-set. Half-way through my approach some ugly asian kid that was 100% just friends with them comes up and tried hugging them and kissing them and trying to AMOG me. I knew he was a friend-zone beta by the way the girls would reciprocate his hugs but totally push his face away every time he tried kissing the cheek. As this happened one of my old notches came up and surprised me from behind. Said hi to me and gave me a hug and kissed me. She was one of the hottest girls there that night and it was absolute perfect timing. The dude's jaw dropped to the fucking ground.


Cheers man.

Post: #4

One of my favorite moments in game happened to me yesterday:

Me: you definitely like black guys.

Her: I do. I prefer asian guys, though.

me: why's that?

her: You black guys are too "Big." *smile on her face*

me: what do you mean?

Her: you know what I mean.



hahahah

Post: #5

Yesterday a bunch of trainers at my gym are crowding around this Russian chick. I start speaking Russian and automatically cock block everyone.