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RE: Worst thing you ever Googled?
I was listening to a Doug Stanhope bit on censorship and made the mistake of googling "cock hole fingering."

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RE: Worst thing you ever Googled?
(05-22-2015 03:03 PM)Nascimento Wrote:  
(05-22-2015 03:03 PM)Nascimento Wrote:  [quote='joseywales' pid='1027057' dateline='1432316314']
Go to Google images and type in Trypophobia

I dare you Confused

I didn't think it was that bad.

Spiders are probably worse.

Yeah, its the fear of holes. What the hell is so freaky about some photoshopped images of holes in peoples skin? Well, unless your trypophobic, then I guess it's terrifying.

You want real scary, the stuff of nightmares? "Harlequin Fetus".

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Blue waffle, please just don't

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05-22-2015 04:02 PM
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RE: Worst thing you ever Googled?
tubgirl, definitely tubgirl.

I googled it 20 years ago and it was disgusting, i tried again a few years ago and they changed it to a slightly different photo of a tub girl.

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05-22-2015 04:22 PM
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RE: Worst thing you ever Googled?
'Mamma Mia Full Movie'

High school, on a date with a girl, she said she wanted to watch it but didn't have the DVD.
05-22-2015 04:28 PM
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Blue waffle
05-22-2015 04:30 PM
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I can swear I've googled that blue waffle thing before, back when I was in high school and everyone was talking about it.

I honestly have no photo-recollection of it. I think it was so disgusting it's been repressed in my mind.

No intention to google it once again.
05-22-2015 04:35 PM
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goatse.info (serious trigger warning)
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05-22-2015 04:42 PM
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I'll cast my vote for blue waffle as well, truly the stuff of nightmares. Outside of Google, Chaos and Pain had a post not too long ago about some skin conditions associated with obesity that almost made me lose it.

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this thread is making me wish google wasn't conveniently embedded in the right-click contextual menu
05-22-2015 05:14 PM
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Probably one of those beta cuckold tales on Reddit, one of which had the guy typing away next to his "drunken whore wife" which is gone now.
05-22-2015 05:24 PM
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RE: Worst thing you ever Googled?
(05-22-2015 03:53 PM)AntiTrace Wrote:  
(05-22-2015 03:03 PM)Nascimento Wrote:  
(05-22-2015 03:03 PM)Nascimento Wrote:  [quote='joseywales' pid='1027057' dateline='1432316314']
Go to Google images and type in Trypophobia

I dare you Confused

I didn't think it was that bad.

Spiders are probably worse.

Yeah, its the fear of holes. What the hell is so freaky about some photoshopped images of holes in peoples skin? Well, unless your trypophobic, then I guess it's terrifying.

You want real scary, the stuff of nightmares? "Harlequin Fetus".

I guess I'm trypophobic, because it drives me nuts. My skin itches like crazy and I get nauseous.

Although it was linked in a post, and technically not googled...

r/rule34 is pretty bad
05-22-2015 05:31 PM
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(05-22-2015 11:31 AM)Suits Wrote:  Two girls. One cup.

Let's just say I've seen a lot of fucked up shit on the internet, not sure if there is really one thing that was the worst I googled, but here's a couple things. You've been warned, but I highly recommend you don't watch these:

1 guy, 1 jar. See if you can watch it to the end.

I also really cringe at this one:

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RE: Worst thing you ever Googled?
probably beheading videos or the russian snuff film. didn't get through the whole thing.
05-22-2015 06:33 PM
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RE: Worst thing you ever Googled?
Bronies. That day I truly found the bottom of the internet.
05-22-2015 06:41 PM
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(05-22-2015 03:32 PM)Medic42 Wrote:  I was listening to a Doug Stanhope bit on censorship and made the mistake of googling "cock hole fingering."

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RE: Worst thing you ever Googled?
I've seen some God awful shit but I dare anyone to look up 'funnel girl" and get through it without dry heaving.

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http://wepump.in/sfw/funnelgirl.wmv
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RE: Worst thing you ever Googled?
3 things you should not type in Google:

Centipede eating mouse

Cow windows

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*trigger warning* *very nsfw* meatspin

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RE: Worst thing you ever Googled?
Three guys, one hammer is an interesting watch.

Necrosis turns up some interesting images too.
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A Zeta cartel beheading video.

I was going to describe it but ill skip that. Just remembering it makes me want to crawl under the table.

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"Herpes treatment"
05-23-2015 12:10 AM
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(05-22-2015 09:00 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  I've seen some God awful shit but I dare anyone to look up 'funnel girl" and get through it without dry heaving.

Edit - -
http://wepump.in/sfw/funnelgirl.wmv

(05-22-2015 10:17 PM)Goldin Boy Wrote:  *trigger warning* *very nsfw* meatspin

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(05-22-2015 01:09 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  JJRoberts

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Never heard of this, googled it and one of the first links was to Naughty Nomad. What is up with that place? Is it some kind of RVF spinoff forum? I'm not trolling, just to be clear. I scanned a few threads there a month ago (found it when googling info on Aruba) and it just seemed like a bunch of dudes bitching about this forum. On the plus side, a thread there led me to LINUX's Colombia thread here.
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RE: Worst thing you ever Googled?
Blue waffle is the worst search of all time. But understanding how the porn bitches don't make a mess during anal scenes was a wake up call in my younger years. Informative, to say the least.
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