Post: #26

I can just imagine her on her knees in front of me.

I guarantee she's like: "OHMYGAWD SO MANY CREEPERS ON REDDIT [Editors note: she's been attention whoring on Reddit] TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WANT TO DO TO ME"

"I would never do that, honey. Oh, guess what? It's Wednesday! You know, hump day! Let's have sex!"

"I'm really not feeling comfortable tonight. Too many creeps messaging me on reddit. It makes me feel unsafe"

":-(. Ok, I wuv you honey." *fantasizes about jerking off on her face just like very red blooded male in the room, even though she's never blown him, let alone done anything but dry handies to him while wearing his favorite my little pony t-shirt*

*her phone buzzes from a reddit post. An ex-bang*
- ur post on reddit, lol
- OMG! DON'T TELL MY BOYFRIEND WHAT WE DID!! I WANT THAT TO BE A SECRET!"
- blow me
...
...
...
...
- Where are you?

Post: #27

Balls and ass in one swipe. Nice.

Post: #28

(05-14-2015 03:25 PM)kaotic Wrote:  This girl will be doing porn in no time, and her cuckold BF will still be with her and marry her.

I bet she's got offers pouring in as we type...

Post: #29

(05-14-2015 03:25 PM)kaotic Wrote:  This girl will be doing porn in no time, and her cuckold BF will still be with her and marry her.

I hope she does porn soon. She has a visible tattoo so we know she makes bad decisions....

Post: #30

(05-14-2015 08:27 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  
I can just imagine her on her knees in front of me.

I guarantee she's like: "OHMYGAWD SO MANY CREEPERS ON REDDIT [Editors note: she's been attention whoring on Reddit] TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WANT TO DO TO ME"

"I would never do that, honey. Oh, guess what? It's Wednesday! You know, hump day! Let's have sex!"

"I'm really not feeling comfortable tonight. Too many creeps messaging me on reddit. It makes me feel unsafe"

":-(. Ok, I wuv you honey." *fantasizes about jerking off on her face just like very red blooded male in the room, even though she's never blown him, let alone done anything but dry handies to him while wearing his favorite my little pony t-shirt*

*her phone buzzes from a reddit post. An ex-bang*
- ur post on reddit, lol
- OMG! DON'T TELL MY BOYFRIEND WHAT WE DID!! I WANT THAT TO BE A SECRET!"
- blow me
...
...
...
...
- Where are you?

"my little pony"? WTF?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   

Post: #31

Imagine the possibilities. She could suck your balls whilst she tongues your ass and jacks you off. If anyone has some data please make a data sheet on these.. lizards ?

I think her herb boyfriend has never even pondered such a thing.

Post: #32

(05-14-2015 11:46 PM)ASOT Wrote:  Imagine the possibilities. She could suck your balls whilst she tongues your ass and jacks you off. If anyone has some data please make a data sheet on these.. lizards ?

I think her herb boyfriend has never even pondered such a thing.

He probably pondered such things for about half a second, and then his male-feminist programming kicked in. He then felt guilty and quickly shoved those "misogynist" thoughts down into the corners of his mind and tried to pretend he never thought them.

Post: #33

(05-14-2015 08:27 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  I can just imagine her on her knees in front of me.

I guarantee she's like: "OHMYGAWD SO MANY CREEPERS ON REDDIT [Editors note: she's been attention whoring on Reddit] TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WANT TO DO TO ME"

"I would never do that, honey. Oh, guess what? It's Wednesday! You know, hump day! Let's have sex!"

"I'm really not feeling comfortable tonight. Too many creeps messaging me on reddit. It makes me feel unsafe"

":-(. Ok, I wuv you honey." *fantasizes about jerking off on her face just like very red blooded male in the room, even though she's never blown him, let alone done anything but dry handies to him while wearing his favorite my little pony t-shirt*

*her phone buzzes from a reddit post. An ex-bang*
- ur post on reddit, lol
- OMG! DON'T TELL MY BOYFRIEND WHAT WE DID!! I WANT THAT TO BE A SECRET!"
- blow me
- Where are you?

Her user name on reddit is "Suxer"...t-minus to porn for sure.

Post: #34

Huh, guess it would feel great to get a blowjob from a tongue that long. Still, is no one freaked out by the length of that thing?

Post: #35

(05-15-2015 07:27 AM)Swooper Wrote:  Still, is no one freaked out by the length of that thing?

No, not at all.

Post: #36

(05-15-2015 07:27 AM)Swooper Wrote:  Huh, guess it would feel great to get a blowjob from a tongue that long. Still, is no one freaked out by the length of that thing?

I sure as hell am.

Post: #37

2/10

Would Not Let Her Toss My Salad

Post: #38

Is this girl the long-lost illegitimate daughter of Gene Simmons?

Post: #39

Jesus Fucking Christ that is truly repulsive, WNB.

Post: #40

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



Repulsive

Post: #41

(05-15-2015 12:32 PM)Shrodax Wrote:  Is this girl the long-lost illegitimate daughter of Gene Simmons?

do i also spy an engagement ring? or promise ring perhaps?

Post: #42

(05-15-2015 12:55 PM)Avon Barksdale Wrote:  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



Repulsive

Sorry bro I don't find reptiles attractive.

Post: #43

(05-15-2015 03:11 PM)Kristoph Wrote:  

(05-15-2015 12:55 PM)Avon Barksdale Wrote:  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



Repulsive

Sorry bro I don't find reptiles attractive.

I love Lizards

Post: #44

She could lick the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Post: #45

(05-15-2015 03:55 AM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  

(05-14-2015 08:27 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  I can just imagine her on her knees in front of me.

I guarantee she's like: "OHMYGAWD SO MANY CREEPERS ON REDDIT [Editors note: she's been attention whoring on Reddit] TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WANT TO DO TO ME"

"I would never do that, honey. Oh, guess what? It's Wednesday! You know, hump day! Let's have sex!"

"I'm really not feeling comfortable tonight. Too many creeps messaging me on reddit. It makes me feel unsafe"

":-(. Ok, I wuv you honey." *fantasizes about jerking off on her face just like very red blooded male in the room, even though she's never blown him, let alone done anything but dry handies to him while wearing his favorite my little pony t-shirt*

*her phone buzzes from a reddit post. An ex-bang*
- ur post on reddit, lol
- OMG! DON'T TELL MY BOYFRIEND WHAT WE DID!! I WANT THAT TO BE A SECRET!"
- blow me
- Where are you?

Her user name on reddit is "Suxer"...t-minus to porn for sure.

Actually, her Facebook says she doesn't have a reddit account. Must be an imposter.