Post: #1

From the Daily Mail:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...n-EYE.html

Quote:Lizards [their word, heh] must be trembling in their boots as an 18-year-old who claims to have the longest tongue in the world is encroaching on their territory.

Adrianne Lewis, from Michigan, says her tongue is an unbelievable four inches long, giving her the unique ability to not only lick her nose, chin and elbow but also - shockingly - her eye.

Her reptile-like appendage has gained global recognition after a photo of it went viral online.

She's talking with Guinness World Records, and is likely going to beat the current holder for the world's longest tongue, a male who has 3.9-inch tongue. She then goes on to talk about her Youtube channel.

Quote:Adrianne said: 'I delete a lot of the bad comments and try to keep it as clean as possible.

'People have accused me of editing my videos and have said that my tongue's not real.

And Adrianne's boyfriend, Tim Hegedus, 19, is also bothered by the comments.

Tim said: 'There's a lot of weird people on the internet and I've seen some comments that are a little uncomfortable.

'If I could fight the internet, I would - but there's not much I can do.

'Just appreciate the person that's attached to the tongue, that's all I have to say.'

Aaaannnd, he looks exactly how he sounds.




Now I know what we all instantly thought. But here's my question: can she hold her tongue inside her mouth, or does she have to walk around with it hanging out all the time?

Post: #2

As a father, this is a good indication you may have failed at your job.

Post: #3

Quote:And Adrianne's boyfriend, Tim Hegedus, 19, is also bothered by the comments.
Tim said: 'There's a lot of weird people on the internet and I've seen some comments that are a little uncomfortable.

WFHRITP

Post: #4

That's not a tongue.

That's a....salad-tosser.

Post: #5

What useless record. I thought Guiness was only for people for accomplished some feat not having a congenital deformity.

Most importantly, would bang.

Post: #6

By American standards, he is banging way above his pay grade. I expect that to end by sophomore of year of college for her.

Post: #7

^^...you mean when I run into her at the local college right down the road

Post: #8

(05-14-2015 12:04 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  As a father, this is a good indication you may have failed at your job.

When did this happen?

Post: #9

(05-14-2015 12:45 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  

(05-14-2015 12:04 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  As a father, this is a good indication you may have failed at your job.

When did this happen?

Post: #10

(05-14-2015 12:45 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  

(05-14-2015 12:04 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  As a father, this is a good indication you may have failed at your job.

When did this happen?

Yes. Do tell.....

Post: #11

(05-14-2015 12:04 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  As a father, this is a good indication you may have failed at your job.

Maybe correction will clear this up.

Quote:This is a good indication you may have failed at your job as a father.

or did we miss something?

Post: #12

Just look at this chump. I'm pretty sure he respects her too much to get a blowjob. What a waste of talent This is like a blind man dating a 10/10 and living in a beach house. Bad example, but you get the point.


Oh and, I would date her just to stand behind her in her photos that go viral with a smirk on my face that says ''She's sucking licking me 3 times a day.''

Post: #13

(05-14-2015 12:04 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  As a father, this is a good indication you may have failed at your job.

Before you guys get too excited, fixed:

As For a father, this is a good indication you may have failed at your job.

Post: #14

There are videos of chicks with long tongues like hers kissing each other.

If you're on NoFap, don't google that shit.

Don't. do. it.

Post: #15

(05-14-2015 12:45 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  

(05-14-2015 12:04 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  As a father, this is a good indication you may have failed at your job.

When did this happen?

Post: #16

(05-14-2015 02:37 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(05-14-2015 12:04 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  As a father, this is a good indication you may have failed at your job.

Before you guys get too excited, fixed:

As For a father, this is a good indication you may have failed at your job.

We never did solve the mystery of who poked a hole in your condoms, did we?

Post: #17

(05-14-2015 02:37 PM)jariel Wrote:  There are videos of chicks with long tongues like hers kissing each other.

If you're on NoFap, don't google that shit.

Don't. do. it.

I was going to say..."Young lady, please take the inbound offers to do lesbian porn"

Post: #18

(05-14-2015 02:37 PM)jariel Wrote:  There are videos of chicks with long tongues like hers kissing each other.

If you're on NoFap, don't google that shit.

Don't. do. it.

Link please. For "research", I need to do.

Post: #19

This girl will be doing porn in no time, and her cuckold BF will still be with her and marry her.

Post: #20

Like all the other lizards with herb boyfriends, she will eventually unleash that appendage on some player. And he will probably forgive her.
Rinse and repeat.

Post: #21

(05-14-2015 12:35 PM)Goldin Boy Wrote:  What useless record. I thought Guiness was only for people for accomplished some feat not having a congenital deformity.

Most importantly, would bang.

World's tallest man, etc. is all GBWR stuff. Obviously this is a little more limited in scope, but it's something.

Anyway, she just has a funky tongue. As long as she didn't cut tendons or anything to get it that length, let her have her moment. I don't think this is garden variety attention whoring.

Post: #22

Well, WB

And then WB in the throat

Post: #23

Her and a couple of other well endowed butt-loving girls would be ideal to watch for a few minutes.

Post: #24

I thought the average tongue was longer than 4" if you included where it attaches. Its not quite clear from anatomy since a muscle called the stylogolus blocks the side view of where the tongue attaches. That licker looks 2" longer than normal.

The real important thing is, what sort of head can she give with that?

Post: #25

(05-14-2015 12:22 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  That's not a tongue.

That's a....salad-tosser.

Eating booty: how to make a girl fall in love (NSFW)