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^ Truth.

I was having a picnic with the family under a big tree and a branch fell on us. I put my hand up right as it was about to knock my 4 month baby on the head. Its like I saw it through my upper eyelids and skull. Definitely a surreal feeling as no amount of prep could re produce the save.

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Iconic. Fucking iconic.

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I've recently discovered the 30 year old Boomer, Zoomer and Doomer meme. I found this to be hilarious.

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(02-18-2019 10:37 PM)Laner Wrote:  ^ Truth.

I was having a picnic with the family under a big tree and a branch fell on us. I put my hand up right as it was about to knock my 4 month baby on the head. Its like I saw it through my upper eyelids and skull. Definitely a surreal feeling as no amount of prep could re produce the save.

I hear that. Had something similar happen with a tree branch as well. My oldest watched the whole thing unfold and called me Superman for about a week after that.

While most of those potential injuries look like they would have resulted in a few bruises or a broken bone, the clip that always gets me a little choked up is the one where the dad saves the kid from connecting with the grill.. the sacrifice those poor steaks made..

All jokes aside, that kid could have been fucked up for life by taking a face full of 500 degree metal.

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I've found this commercial quite amusing. Who knew female empowerment could be found literally anywhere, she's just like a superhero guys!!!!

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(02-21-2019 12:17 PM)Once Was Not Wrote:  I've found this commercial quite amusing. Who knew female empowerment could be found literally anywhere, she's just like a superhero guys!!!!

Surprised Enterprise or 'Enterpride' didn't release such an advert.

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Enjoy.

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(02-21-2019 03:44 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

Umpire:

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JonTron is starting to pump out some good videos and this one's hilarious.

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This appeared on my Facebook page (yes, I haven't abandoned Facebook. I'm a bad person).

Anyway, I had a few drinks, and I find sometimes things that are hard to believe happen when you have a buzz.

Who would have thought Walmart would advertise antique Bentley's?

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(03-05-2019 07:48 PM)bbgun Wrote:  

WIM (Would Inject Mom)

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French family decides to get out of car, to look at cheetahs up close.
Sometimes, I really wonder how this kind of people manage to get that old, without dying.

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(03-06-2019 02:09 PM)Latan Wrote:  I really wonder how this kind of people manage to get that old, without dying.

Damn. I really was rooting for the cats.

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The French are known for that. I happened to be in Yellowstone Park over 20 years ago when a French tourist was having his picture taken with a full sized bison asleep on the ground. He didn't like the photo with the bison on the ground so he kicked it a few times to wake it up. It woke up and as he turned around for the next picture - the bison hooked a horn into the Frenchmen's back and flipped him 20 feet or so.

They took him to a hospital in Cody and it took him 6 days to die.

(03-06-2019 02:09 PM)Latan Wrote:  

French family decides to get out of car, to look at cheetahs up close.
Sometimes, I really wonder how this kind of people manage to get that old, without dying.

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Using the phrase "grown ass man" is a lot sadder than building a menu fort.

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(03-09-2019 02:25 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

That body was made for sin