(02-07-2019 03:24 PM)Once Was Not Wrote:  I've seen enough to confirm my hypothesis.

Easily scared = Cute gf material

I will now go out and attempt to scare women all over town in my quest for a cute scardey cat waifu. Will report back if successful. If I don't it means I'm in jail.

It's not just that they are easily scared, it is that they don't get mad. They understand that having a boyfriend who tries to scare them is just another form of attention, that they crave, and that they should be grateful for when they get it.

It's powerful frame material.

Fear in women instigates arousal and a desire to submit to the dominant male even if he's the one that terrifies them. That fear reminds them of the natural order. It poisons feminism at the root. This is a cutesy version of it, which is why if you showed this to a feminist (male or female) they would call it abuse when it's actually just a fun little reminder of reality.

Here's one of the male feminists.



No doubt wondering to this day why no girl that hot will come near him, yet they fall over themselves to submit to those disrespectful jump-scaring chads.

I love it very funny

http://onevidtube.com/watch/4AUgDfU54OJDMZV

Interesting way to get IP addresses ..

   

   

   

StoneToss is a god amongst men. Every Tuesday and Thursday he creates gold from nothing.

There can never be too many dad reflexes videos.

^ Truth.

I was having a picnic with the family under a big tree and a branch fell on us. I put my hand up right as it was about to knock my 4 month baby on the head. Its like I saw it through my upper eyelids and skull. Definitely a surreal feeling as no amount of prep could re produce the save.

Iconic. Fucking iconic.

I've recently discovered the 30 year old Boomer, Zoomer and Doomer meme. I found this to be hilarious.

(02-18-2019 10:37 PM)Laner Wrote:  ^ Truth.

I was having a picnic with the family under a big tree and a branch fell on us. I put my hand up right as it was about to knock my 4 month baby on the head. Its like I saw it through my upper eyelids and skull. Definitely a surreal feeling as no amount of prep could re produce the save.

I hear that. Had something similar happen with a tree branch as well. My oldest watched the whole thing unfold and called me Superman for about a week after that.

While most of those potential injuries look like they would have resulted in a few bruises or a broken bone, the clip that always gets me a little choked up is the one where the dad saves the kid from connecting with the grill.. the sacrifice those poor steaks made..

All jokes aside, that kid could have been fucked up for life by taking a face full of 500 degree metal.

I've found this commercial quite amusing. Who knew female empowerment could be found literally anywhere, she's just like a superhero guys!!!!

(02-21-2019 12:17 PM)Once Was Not Wrote:  I've found this commercial quite amusing. Who knew female empowerment could be found literally anywhere, she's just like a superhero guys!!!!

Surprised Enterprise or 'Enterpride' didn't release such an advert.

Enjoy.

   

(02-21-2019 03:44 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

Umpire:

JonTron is starting to pump out some good videos and this one's hilarious.