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Hypno · 2019-01-19 06:33:00 · #7342

Latan · 2019-01-19 11:17:00 · #7343

Huey · 2019-01-19 12:37:00 · #7344

blck · 2019-01-20 11:54:00 · #7345

Latan · 2019-01-20 19:25:00 · #7346

Ruslan · 2019-01-21 18:21:00 · #7347

balybary · 2019-01-22 14:06:00 · #7348

~~Cation~~ · 2019-01-22 14:13:00 · #7349

So, today I went to the official Euro Jackpot webpage.

As per the rules, the jackpot goes between 10M and 90M €.

It is funny how bad their advertising is, so I put this in the 'funny' topic.

Just take a look at this bullshit.

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The text above translates to "the chance of a dream life".

So, if you win those tens of millions, you will have a mansion somwhere in the sunny part of the USA and a hot blonde chick drinking cocktails (in your pool, presumably). And that's all?

Fuck you, German advertisment people. You unimaginative bunch of overpaid assholes.

Oberrheiner · 2019-01-22 16:11:00 · #7350

Yeah well, the lottery is like voting.

It's just here to give the morons the illusion that there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
That at some point things will change.
Because the world is not purely an evil place and come on, it can't just leave you in this state of misery forever now can it ?

Both are here only so that you continue to slave away and pay your taxes.
Because many people would rather commit suicide if they faced the truth, and that wouldn't be good.
No, they need to be replaced against their will, otherwise it's too easy and no fun.

eradicator · 2019-01-25 13:34:00 · #7351

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bbgun · 2019-01-26 10:57:00 · #7352

Latan · 2019-01-27 11:02:00 · #7353

Latan · 2019-01-31 20:43:00 · #7354

Tex Cruise · 2019-02-03 05:32:00 · #7355

I'm not even sure if this was intended to be feminist and ironic, or anti-feminist and ironic. I lol'd either way.

Handsome Creepy Eel · 2019-02-03 05:40:00 · #7356

I bet the woman who posted that "meme" has absolutely no vaginal pressure whatsoever.

kazz · 2019-02-03 06:28:00 · #7357

delete

getdownonit · 2019-02-03 10:20:00 · #7358

#10YearChallenge

debeguiled · 2019-02-04 14:36:00 · #7359

Once Was Not · 2019-02-04 14:49:00 · #7360

(02-04-2019 02:36 PM)debeguiled Wrote:

Oh that's a major Wood Bang there. I feel bad for her though, cause people will always fuck with you like this, has to be so annoying. She seems like a good sport though, especially for someone constantly dropping expensive electronic devices.

Cr33pin · 2019-02-04 17:18:00 · #7361

(02-04-2019 02:36 PM)debeguiled Wrote:

I watched 40 seconds of this video an in every clip she gets scared she is on her phone..... fucking zombies man

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ed pluribus unum · 2019-02-04 19:53:00 · #7362

(02-04-2019 02:49 PM)Once Was Not Wrote:
(02-04-2019 02:36 PM)debeguiled Wrote:

Oh that's a major Wood Bang there. I feel bad for her though, cause people will always fuck with you like this, has to be so annoying. She seems like a good sport though, especially for someone constantly dropping expensive electronic devices.

Think of the possibilities though: while banging, "JESS!!" - spasm, twitch, muscles contract... you could call it a Verbal Donkey Punch.

RatInTheWoods · 2019-02-04 20:09:00 · #7363

That is one super cute gf

Huey · 2019-02-04 21:07:00 · #7364

debeguiled · 2019-02-06 18:36:00 · #7365

This scared girlfriend is cute.

Once Was Not · 2019-02-07 15:24:00 · #7366

I've seen enough to confirm my hypothesis.

Easily scared = Cute gf material

I will now go out and attempt to scare women all over town in my quest for a cute scardey cat waifu. Will report back if successful. If I don't it means I'm in jail.

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