Post: #1

It isn't easy becoming one of the most hated people on the internet.

When I attend my monthly meetings of the National Association of Shitlords, I am often approached by aspiring young henchman of patriarchal oppression who want to know what my secret to success is. They see the waves of angry, indignant feminists telling me to kill myself, they see endless threads on tumblr discussing the various ways they would like to see me die. They read the inevitable counter-writings describing me as a cancer, and my words as poison...., and they want to know how to attain such levels of infamy and renowned evil.

Just last week, I was a keynote speaker at the annual conference of the International League of Evil Neckbeards, held on our resort/lair on Skull Island. It maintains the right levels of evil, scary, and intimidating, while still boasting great pools, fun water slides, and amazing cocktails.

Anyway, back to the conference rooms:

I highly recommend the educational seminars on how to trigger self-diagnosed PTSD from mean tweets in precious Tumblrettes with the use of micro-aggressions such as breathing while having a penis, participating in un-policed thought, or the blatant use of vowels without trigger warnings.

I also found the stare-rape lecture on how to rape women by looking at them or paying a compliment rather informative.

But this is only of use if you've attended the master-class on hypothetical consent. Which teaches the budding consent violator, that consent isn't a clearly defined concept like can be found in the normal world of adults. Instead we learn that according to current feminist dogma, consent is an esoterically, highly fluid, theoretically relative mystery, that can not only subjectively turn anything into a consent violation, but can time-travel to change past events into consent violations also! This is great news for budding young agents of the patriarchy who love violating consent.

The extra lessons on how to blame victims by responsibly advocating safety was particularly brilliant. Any chance to oppress people by trying to make the community safer is always a lot of fun. So when it became my turn to take the podium and speak, looking out across at the sea of faces, all looking to me, as a prophet of hate-drawing-oppression. I couldn't bring myself to sell them a gimmick, it was time it give them the truth, they deserved nothing less:

"The trick to really truly becoming the greatest villain of all; to becoming hated by so many, to really fall outside the tolerance of the already intolerant; Is to dare to think for yourself. To dare question the emperors new clothes. To speak for yourself and to do so unashamedly. Be be proud of who you are, even if that is a masculine, dominant, Red Pill man. To stick to your convictions regardless of popular opinion."

That's it, that's my secret. You don't need to be a predator. You don't need to be dangerous. You don't need to violate anyone's consent. You just need to walk to the beat of your own drum, and not be apologetic for it.

Follow this simple rule and you too can be a Patriarchal super-villain, with a lair, henchmen, and minions.

Good luck and happy oppressing :-)

Post: #2

Oh boy... here we go again.

Post: #3

Does anyone know this guy?

He might be the guy from thepropervillians but am somewhat concerned he's a total troll from Jezebel...if so, hey girl, lemme get in them guts!

Edit: Go Team Little Dark!

Post: #4

(05-12-2015 10:46 PM)h3ltrsk3ltr Wrote:  Does anyone know this guy?

He might be the guy from thepropervillians but am somewhat concerned he's a total troll from Jezebel...if so, hey girl, lemme get in them guts!

Edit: Go Team Little Dark!

How is my post remotely trollish?

Post: #5

We got an asberg up in this bitch.

Post: #6

(05-12-2015 11:06 PM)AddictedToPussy Wrote:  

(05-12-2015 10:46 PM)h3ltrsk3ltr Wrote:  Does anyone know this guy?

He might be the guy from thepropervillians but am somewhat concerned he's a total troll from Jezebel...if so, hey girl, lemme get in them guts!

Edit: Go Team Little Dark!

How is my post remotely trollish?

I...I don't have the right gif for this. Someone help me out.

Post: #7

Interesting, please tell us more

Post: #8

I like it. I hope he posts more.

Post: #9

This is a slightly edited version of a post that was on FetLife about a month ago.

https://fetlife.com/users/1751801/posts/2886700

Post: #10

(05-12-2015 11:19 PM)Marmite Wrote:  This is a slightly edited version of a post that was on FetLife about a month ago.

https://fetlife.com/users/1751801/posts/2886700

Post: #11

Can we make this a house hold meme? Let's make the skeptical Patriarch web famous

Post: #12

(05-12-2015 11:14 PM)Oz. Wrote:  Interesting, please tell us more

Keep your homosexual porn stash to yourself. No one wants to see it here.

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Post: #14

I really want to know what was going on the that baby's mind.

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Post: #16

Yeah. Thanks for the information.

Post: #17

delete

Post: #18

It still amazes me that people go to all the effort of registering here...and waiting...to post ban-worthy nonsense.

People have too much time on their hands.

Post: #19

I honestly thought that his post was totally genius.

Post: #20

(05-13-2015 09:00 AM)Suits Wrote:  I honestly thought that his post was totally genius.

I thought it was quite funny, and if it had been posted by a repped member, then this thread probably would have gone in a different direction.

Post: #21

(05-12-2015 10:37 PM)AddictedToPussy Wrote:  When I attend my monthly meetings of the National Association of Shitlords,

Just last week, I was a keynote speaker at the annual conference of the International League of Evil Neckbeards, held on our resort/lair on Skull Island.

Follow this simple rule and you too can be a Patriarchal super-villain, with a lair, henchmen, and minions.

Good luck and happy oppressing :-)

This guy will be a load of fun when he attends one of the rvf tribal meetings.

Post: #22

(05-13-2015 09:30 AM)Marmite Wrote:  

(05-13-2015 09:00 AM)Suits Wrote:  I honestly thought that his post was totally genius.

I thought it was quite funny, and if it had been posted by a repped member, then this thread probably would have gone in a different direction.

(05-11-2015 04:13 AM)AddictedToPussy Wrote:  This thread isn't going in the direction I was hoping for.

Post: #23

(05-12-2015 10:37 PM)AddictedToPussy Wrote:  I highly recommend the educational seminars on how to trigger self-diagnosed PTSD from mean tweets in precious Tumblrettes with the use of micro-aggressions such as breathing while having a penis, participating in un-policed thought, or the blatant use of vowels without trigger warnings.
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The extra lessons on how to blame victims by responsibly advocating safety was particularly brilliant.
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