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(04-29-2015 06:54 PM)Suits Wrote:  If that's a five, I'll suck my own dick.

What would you rate her?

Her face is busted. And that's with makeup and a professional photographer.

At most she's a 6, but a one point difference hardly seems like a big enough issue to put a your penis in your own mouth.
04-30-2015 12:01 PM
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(04-29-2015 07:18 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  
(04-29-2015 08:25 AM)SteveMcMahon Wrote:  [Image: 28210_F1_B00000578_3060520_Poppy_Smart_23_has_been.jpg]

Long hair draped across breasts is a huge attractor for me.

Whilst I can see she's approaching the wall, she triggers my deeply-imprinted childhood attraction to Kate Bush, so WB.

I got really excited when I saw your comment, because I FUCKING LOVE KATE BUSH.

Not in a crazy stalker, break into her house and steal her knickers, then sniff them sort of way. But Kate Bush was a very important part of my formative years. In a mucky not-quite-teenage lad sort of way. Let's just say she caused some additional laundry in the McMahon household...

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I loved her crazy expressive dancing, how slender and graceful she was, and her big hair. She was a perfect little firecracker of a girl.

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Kate was damn fine in her day
04-30-2015 02:45 PM
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The girl is well aware that she is above-average looking, yet plays the passive-aggressive game -- a sign of immaturity.
She has a sour expression and those lines on her face will on deepen soon enough.

She is nowhere near the same league as Kate Bush.

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(04-30-2015 12:01 PM)Enigma Wrote:  
(04-29-2015 06:54 PM)Suits Wrote:  If that's a five, I'll suck my own dick.

What would you rate her?

Her face is busted. And that's with makeup and a professional photographer.

At most she's a 6, but a one point difference hardly seems like a big enough issue to put a your penis in your own mouth.

I don't see anything wrong with her face. I see a girl who has a well above average face.

If that face is a five, the majority of the female population between ages 18 and 28 are a 1 or a 2.

On my scale (6 cute, 7 pretty, 8 beautiful, 9 outstanding, 10 impossible), I'd give her a 6.5 easily.

I wanna see what the girls you're banging looking like.

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(04-30-2015 12:01 PM)Enigma Wrote:  but a one point difference hardly seems like a big enough issue to put your penis in your own mouth.

Got a good laugh out of this.
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(04-30-2015 02:45 PM)UroboricForms Wrote:  Kate was damn fine in her day

Accent on "in her day."

I don't want to disturb SteveMcMahon, so I'll refrain from posting current pics of her. But I'll say this much: she was once produced by David Gilmour of Pink Floyd, who made "The Wall."

So Kate is now officially associated with two walls.
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(04-30-2015 10:03 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  
(04-30-2015 02:45 PM)UroboricForms Wrote:  Kate was damn fine in her day

Accent on "in her day."

I don't want to disturb SteveMcMahon, so I'll refrain from posting current pics of her. But I'll say this much: she was once produced by David Gilmour of Pink Floyd, who made "The Wall."

So Kate is now officially associated with two walls.

Time truly is cruel to women.......another good reason to be born a man in this day and age as well as the ability to take care of yourself.

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(04-30-2015 09:30 PM)Suits Wrote:  I don't see anything wrong with her face. I see a girl who has a well above average face.

If that face is a five, the majority of the female population between ages 18 and 28 are a 1 or a 2.

On my scale (6 cute, 7 pretty, 8 beautiful, 9 outstanding, 10 impossible), I'd give her a 6.5 easily.

I wanna see what the girls you're banging looking like.

Bro, is this your sister?

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I wasn't even the first person to say she looked bad in that last pic. Not to mention that her rating wasn't even the focus of my comment.

But if she's a 6.5 in that one, I guess she's a 8 or 9 in the others?

She's got a huge hooked nose with a prominent ridge and the beginnings of a round, fat Englishwoman's face. Even with makeup and professional photography you can see her aging brutally based on the lines around her nose and mouth.

That is not cute to me. Sorry.

I consider a 5 a girl who is right on the fence between being ugly and cute, and that is what I find this girl to be (and only because of the hair and tits).

But hey, give yourself a blowjob if it makes you feel better.
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