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Amy Schumer's Skit about Football and Rape
Another female comedian delivering a clunker of a sketch. This one's about high school athletes and their proclivity to rape.





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This is disgusting. Fuck this bitch man.

No doubt she will get the pussy pass on this though. It won't be long till they can say anything they want with total immunity.

Notice the sign early on 'We will buck our way to victory!' or some shit like that.

It's not even funny, especially when your depiciting a HIGH SCHOOL football team. These dudes are meant to be what 17, 18? Fuck that. Nobody will bat an eyelid at this either no doubt.

What she is pushing here is the exact same bullshit blanket stereotyping you see everywhere.

Muslim = terrorist
Jew = tight, greedy
Eastern European = criminal

Blah blah blah.

And what now we are going to have?

High school football player = obsessed rapist

Fuck Amy Schumer and her shitty show.
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04-22-2015 07:38 PM
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best comment:

Quote:Modern left wing comedians haven't learned from the mistakes the right wing comedians made in the post 9/11 era. Meaning, they got uptight. They stopped going for the joke, and start going for a preachy message that panders to their audience. That's why the right wing comics sucked, and is why the left wing comics are now starting to suck hard. The Daily Show has been sucking for a while. Sarah Silverman made up a story about gender discrimination to pander to her audience. The ones who are getting too involved in identity politics are starting to lose their edge.

Rape jokes are great. They shouldn't be taboo. No subject should be. The only thing that should be taboo for a comedian is pandering.

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

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This skit isn't funny, which is its one and only crime.

That being said, this skit cuts both ways. It ridicules the idea of "rape culture" and anti-rape PSA as much as it makes fun of jock-bro culture. Feminists won't see it, but this skit satirizes (or attempts to) the notion that there are groups of men who sit around plotting rape and that, if we could only "teach men not to rape," somehow rape will disappear. It also mocks the aging housewife who fashionably drinks herself into a chardonnay stupor, but I have a feeling that this is a less-intentional reflection of Amy Schumer's eventual lot in life rather than an clear effort to show insight into the unhappiness epidemic of barren wifed-up leftovers.

Overall, I give the skit a 2/10 WNB.
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She managed to insult, southerners, sports, men, supportive wives all at the same time and all without being funny. The only thing she missed was christianity.

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More un-funny female comedians. Hooray.

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Wait - ugly young jewish chick from Manhattan exaggerates SJW fantasies?? I don't believe it!

In other news, the sun will rise in the EAST tomorrow.

Don't mean to beat up on my brothers in the tribe, who are some of the funniest and coolest guys around, but your women...damn :/ I mean, a HUGELY disproportionate share of feminists were jewish chicks. You guys gotta get your women in line!
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Looks to me like nothing but an unfunny wannabe tramp whose face is as wide as Peter Griffin's ass.

And I have this feeling she's targeting high school football players because in high school she was the chubby loser who chased popular cock only to get rejected countless times and this is her way of dealing with it.

Still doesn't annoy me more than Sarah Silverman, though. Nobody ever will.

(04-22-2015 07:56 PM)tarquin Wrote:  It also mocks the aging housewife who fashionably drinks herself into a chardonnay stupor, but I have a feeling that this is a less-intentional reflection of Amy Schumer's eventual lot in life rather than an clear effort to show insight into the unhappiness epidemic of barren wifed-up leftovers.

She's mocking it because what fucking alpha male would ever wed this egotistical ham?

My point is: I'm not necessarily saying that she wants to be an aging wife of a football coach and that she wanted to bang high school players. But it's what fuels the logic behind the comedy routines of these gross unfunny leftist comedian bitches. They make fun of the lifestyles that most would consider 'normal' in our society because they know, given their ugly appearance and horrible personality, that they could never live that life. It's everywhere today. Sarah Silverman, this bitch, and many others.

Did some searching, have to throw this in too. This is what we consider a comedian today? Literally nothing that comes out of her mouth is funny.



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The latest thing I heard this broad do is falling down in front of two other degenerates - Kim and Kanye, at the Time 100 event. It was so forced and therefore unfunny.

And that's the one word I'd use to describe this perfect Instagram SIF, which is what she'd probably be doing otherwise. Forced.

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RE: Amy Schumer's Skit about Football and Rape
From the same episode (Season 3, Episode 1 -- aired this week after Tosh.0, in which he made fun of women's sports in general and women dunking and parking in particular ... they make nice bookends on the hour)

What is hilarious is I have seen women posting it on Facebook, talking about how great it is, because they think the sketch is somehow dismantling sexism or showing a double-standard. I just watched it, thinking, "Great self-awareness."





This episode was all about bringing out the star power (Those seen above, Amber Rose, Method Man) and picking a social agenda. I am one of the few guys who could actually appreciate Amy Schumer's humor -- I assumed she was the fat girl who learned comedy to overcome her physical shortcomings by poking fun at herself. However, this episode indicated that they are going for a more political/social tone (could it be because Amy is now 33, and the 'slutty/overweight' jokes she made at 28-29 are not as funny to her anymore?). Combined with the Kanye thing, which even if Will Ferrell did it, would appear to be more attention whoring than comedy, just doesn't give me hope for the future of the show.

More of the show, and how MSM is covering it:
Inside Amy Schumer's Season Premiere Burned So Many Idiot Men Perfectly

All said, the embedded video should be basic Red Pill watching. It mentions how women have a last "fuckable day" in Hollywood, but men do not :-)
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The skit would've been more realistic if Schumer's character was buying alcohol for the team and banging the 15 year old starting running back.
04-23-2015 01:04 AM
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(04-22-2015 08:40 PM)Goldhawkstar Wrote:  Looks to me like nothing but an unfunny wannabe tramp whose face is as wide as Peter Griffin's ass.

And I have this feeling she's targeting high school football players because in high school she was the chubby loser who chased popular cock only to get rejected countless times and this is her way of dealing with it.

Still doesn't annoy me more than Sarah Silverman, though. Nobody ever will.

(04-22-2015 07:56 PM)tarquin Wrote:  It also mocks the aging housewife who fashionably drinks herself into a chardonnay stupor, but I have a feeling that this is a less-intentional reflection of Amy Schumer's eventual lot in life rather than an clear effort to show insight into the unhappiness epidemic of barren wifed-up leftovers.

She's mocking it because what fucking alpha male would ever wed this egotistical ham?

My point is: I'm not necessarily saying that she wants to be an aging wife of a football coach and that she wanted to bang high school players. But it's what fuels the logic behind the comedy routines of these gross unfunny leftist comedian bitches. They make fun of the lifestyles that most would consider 'normal' in our society because they know, given their ugly appearance and horrible personality, that they could never live that life. It's everywhere today. Sarah Silverman, this bitch, and many others.

Good analysis, and I guarantee your feeling is correct.

I played sports in high school, and chubby attention whores like this would practically beg to come to our parties and give out bjs.

And there was no rape. In fact, I learned early the true nature of how women are obsessed with status.

Look at who they attack, high school sports, fraternities, silicon valley…any environment that is male dominated, where men hold power, their success must be destroyed by those not invited.

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Funny thing...

A few days ago i hadn't heard of this woman, until Roosh posted a video of her on twitter.
He also stated she must've given really good bj's to get where she is.

I knew a girl back in the day i worked with that reminds me of this Amy chock.
It was common knowledge that she was giving out bj's left and right to any guy that supplied her with booze or drugs.
I lost track of how many times I'd walk into the bathroom at a house party or at work and see her on her knees with a guy or 4 standing over her waiting their turn.

She's so terrible at comedy.
I honestly think Joan Rivers (RIP) was the last funny female comedian.
Her stuff in the 70's is golden.
Most of girls lately just combine sarcasm with stating the obvious. Or you can do what Melissa McCarthy does and make a fool of yourself on camera for 90 minutes.

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I saw that show and the previous seasons were not so bad.

But this one took me by surprise, because she went full mode SJW-feminist as if something had happened. Previously she avoided those tropes.

But now she brought up that stupid fake rape hysteria, which is neither funny nor witty. Only idiotic SJW "rape survivors" and believers in the narrative find it great.

Also those older Hollywood women talking about their last fuckable day - guess what you fucking empowered princesses. The ONLY REASON you have been pushed beyond your Wall-expiry date was BECAUSE OF HOLLYWOOD and not DESPITE. If you had been the normal housewife anywhere in the world, then most desirable men would have stopped caring about you a long time ago.

Quote:The episode also featured Schumer riffing on older men with younger women during standup, a faux commercial for birth control called OrthoEsterin (the gag was that in order to obtain it, you had to ask your doctor, your boss, your boss’s priest, a Boy Scout, a mailman, and on and on), an interview with trans woman Bailey Jay, and some more standup riffing about culture’s portrayal of the difference between men’s and women’s relationship with sex.

She put so many SJW feminism tropes in it that it is vomit-inducing. And she finished it off by interviewing a transgender guy wiht a penis who dresses up as a woman and takes hormones. He could actually pass for female until he whips out his dick. Truly a magnificent mind-fuck.

Quote:"Rape jokes are never funny!!" they say.
Actually no.
...This makes a commentary, and makes the discussion around the subject funny. A+ Amy Schumer.

Edit: I say this as a survivor of sexual assault and as a feminist. Good comedy allows us to make social commentary on the darkest things and lets us laugh about them. These jokes were at the expense of rapists, not victims, which is important as well.


This is the most upvoted comment there by a crazy psychopathic SJW feminist moron:









There is no difference now between the brainwashed Hitler youth / communist youth and this generation of SJW craziness.
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^Those two pictures literally describe this Amy bitch in a nutshell.

Amy: "LOOK AT ME I'M A GIRL AND I'M FUNNY"
Kanye (us and regular normal people): "Aight whatever"
Kim (her fanbase, everyone jumping on the bandwagon in the past couple of days): "Wait guys I think she's funny"
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Looks like she's really fattened up. I knew she was one "cat lady" weekend away from blowing up like Nagasaki, circa August 1945.

   

She's gone pretty far for a human Cabbage Patch Kid though; but I suspect her 15 minutes is rapidly running out. I hope that turd of a flick she has coming out bombs badly.

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I totally disagree with the premise of this thread, no offense.

I simply found that high school rape sketch not funny, because it's too unbelievable. I think most people who watched it probably thought it wasn't funny because it wasn't a reflection of reality. Just my guess.

I have actually praised her show on the forum in the past. While other comedians and shows annoy me with their political slants, I don't find her humor that politically enraging. I actually think her humor (admittedly, mostly from the show) brings light to a lot of truths most of us would agree with.
- Old women not being fuckable
- Sluts these days
- Feminist gang bang
- Hello M'Lady app making fun of friendzone
- Making fun of herself for not being attractive and women, her included, being sluts

Thanks trian1 for posting that Last Fuckable Day clip (same episode, different skit) showing how chic actresses hit a wall for playing a 'fuckable' role. This from Julia Julia Louis-Dreyfus:

   

Then they proceed to talk about how Desperate Housewives try to prolong it, but end up looking like old purses. Pretty honest chic-bashing humor if you ask me.

Again, high school football rape skit was too unbelievable to be funny...but that's all I really thought about it.

Edit: Understand, I rarely find woman comedians funny. She's so-so on standup, but I like the show.
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It's a boring skit with two thin ideas spread over five and a half minutes. And really, singling out a group of high schoolers and slinging mud at them...how very brave of her.
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(04-22-2015 08:09 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  She managed to insult, southerners, sports, men, supportive wives all at the same time and all without being funny. The only thing she missed was christianity.

Actually, all of those things fall under the unofficial category of Christian culture or Stuff Christians Like. So she was able to pull of being a bigot in a way no one could call her on it.

This would be like someone putting together a comedy skit that busted on New Yorkers, book readings, liberals, opinionated women, dominating mothers, and leftist intellectualism. Hey, but that least they missed Jews! Not.
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I thought Chris Farley died? David Spade will be happy to hear...they can finally make Tommy Boy 2.

By the way she was also disgusting in her appearance on Seinfeld's Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. She talked about and showed her sweaty pits.

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