Post: #26

Delete

Post: #27

Thanks bro

Post: #28

Thank you for this thread,

American dark triad little dark is so tough he fucked up two types of pussy in one night.

Liberal? Na bitch here's two types of magnums one for his massive cock and one for the socialists

Post: #29

(04-05-2015 09:58 PM)Windom Earle Wrote:  Delete

You're either a troll or an idiot and a jackass. Going up to a chick's apartment and infuriating her, kicking her cat, and showing her a loaded firearm is a recipe for disaster. She could claim any number of crimes she could come up with, sexual or not, and you'd be screwed.

Post: #30

^ and we don't condone Animal cruelty here, only proverbial pussy smashing.

Post: #31

They way I see it if it was grown tiger and you kicked well you sir have balls of steel but you kicked animal that is so weak that it cant harm you. What you showed us here is that even if you are not a troll you are fro sure not a man....

Post: #32

OP:



OP's date:

Post: #33

OP is a bit preoccupied with pussy warfare

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Post: #35

(04-05-2015 09:05 PM)Texas_Tryhard Wrote:  Little Dark existed as pure Apex Alpha energy, a particle which will hopefully be reincarnated by the repurposed CERN that just became active again today.

This is my new signature. Someday I will be pure Apex Alpha energy too!

Post: #36

You had me there until the part where the fat chick decided to work out.

WNB (Would Not Believe).

Still, I would have enjoyed the story if there were 30 cats instead of just one. 30 is a magical number.

Post: #37

I would have banged her. She's not that big.

Post: #38

(04-06-2015 04:14 AM)Lizard King Wrote:  I would have banged her. She's not that big.

I read the above post as a symptom of the male thirst in England currently.

WNB.

Post: #39

(04-06-2015 05:45 AM)Feldeinsamkeit Wrote:  

(04-06-2015 04:14 AM)Lizard King Wrote:  I would have banged her. She's not that big.

I read the above post as a symptom of the male thirst in England currently.

WNB.

I'd bang her if the opportunity came my way, but wouldn't chase her for a bang.

Post: #40

Even if he's real, hes so socially retarded he's no one here could or would want to help him and deserves to get banned just for that.

Post: #41

(04-06-2015 06:49 AM)RedPillUK Wrote:  Even if he's real, hes so socially retarded he's no one here could or would want to help him and deserves to get banned just for that.

I called BS on the fully loaded gun quote. She would've been doing a lot more than saying 'I've got to work out see ya later!'

Post: #42

Didn't see that, I guess what I'm trying to say is I just don't like retards, I think most of the time when they ask for help, they're just wasting everyone's time.

If you're pretty much normal, and have a little bit of willpower and knowledge, it will be easy to improve yourself, and your willpower and knowledge will increase over time.

If you're completely socially awkward, it will take a hell of a lot of work just to become 'normal', so its unlikely you will ever even get to that stage. So if you're just a basement dwelling out of shape nerd who lurks on here, and all you're doing to improve yourself is reading shit online you will FAIL. you may as well give up now and go back to your video games, shit food, porn and eat/drug yourself into an early death. You need to be serious about self improvement if you're at that stage or you may as well not bother.

Post: #43

(04-06-2015 06:10 AM)Lizard King Wrote:  

(04-06-2015 05:45 AM)Feldeinsamkeit Wrote:  

(04-06-2015 04:14 AM)Lizard King Wrote:  I would have banged her. She's not that big.

I read the above post as a symptom of the male thirst in England currently.

WNB.

I'd bang her if the opportunity came my way, but wouldn't chase her for a bang.

Lizard King is my man. If I had already committed the time out of my day to drive to meet her and actually go up into her apartment under albeit false pretenses I'm not going to waste my time for the sake of "men everywhere" and berate her with some sort of oscar worthy speech and storm out of her apartment.

Internally I would shake my head at being fooled, would strap up and hate fuck her, then immediately get dressed and leave. Fuck that if I'm going to invest driving time and online chat time to jerk off in the end. Subsequent messages and texts would then be met with "who is this?"

Post: #44

(04-06-2015 06:59 AM)MdWanderer Wrote:  

(04-06-2015 06:49 AM)RedPillUK Wrote:  Even if he's real, hes so socially retarded he's no one here could or would want to help him and deserves to get banned just for that.

I called BS on the fully loaded gun quote. She would've been doing a lot more than saying 'I've got to work out see ya later!'

Oh come on. Who here hasn't brought a fully loaded gun when you're going to meet a chick for the first time? I think that's the unspoken #17 in Heartiste's 16 commandments of poon, amirite?

Post: #45

(04-06-2015 10:41 AM)Aphex Wrote:  Oh come on. Who here hasn't brought a fully loaded gun when you're going to meet a chick for the first time?

I usually bring something else fully loaded when meeting a chick for the first time, but not a gun.

Post: #46

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Gentleman I have a story to tell and Im asking for feed back on how others would have handled this situation.

I'm no stranger to Plenty of Fish and I've had a pretty decent success rate for random hook ups in and around my city. Well one day while looking through the endless photos of desperate, attention craving women that are on that site, I found Jesse. 22 Years old, blond hair, Blue eyes, 5 feet tall and fit. Pretty much my favorite type to meet up with for some fun. After talking to her for about a week she decides its time to meet up face to face.

So saturday rolls around and i hop in the car, bag packed for the weekend, eager and ready to get some ass and enjoy myself. I arrive at her place around 1 pm in the afternoon and park in the parking garage. Grab all my stuff and wait for her to come down. And here is where things get bad. This bitch cast a shadow bigger than the parking garage and was as wide as she was tall. It put me into a state of complete shock.

After greeting her we go up to her apartment and sit on the couch. I should have just ran as soon as i saw her but for the sake of trying to save some semblance of being a "nice guy" i tried my best to not be awkward. I texted my brother looking for an escape plan to which he was busy and couldn't help. Then it happened. I became the asshole i should have been at the start. Since i didn't run right away i was going to make damn sure free willy didn't want me around.

As she spoke i immediately cut her off and told her that any opinion she had was wrong because she was a stupid woman and i made it clear to how i thought of her as inferior. I pulled up the men are better than women web site and played "dick in your ear" about how women don't own rape, then read the top 10 reasons men are better than women making sure to look her right in the eyes when the article calls women fat pigs. Knowing that she didn't like guns i made sure to pull out the fully loaded gun i had brought with me in my bag. She let her cat into the apartment and as it ran over to me i kicked it right in the head causing her to flinch in horror. Anything i could think of to have this bitch ask me to leave i did.

And it worked perfectly! she was so disgusted she told me to leave and that she needed to "work out" to which i could no longer contain my laughter and i left. Laughing all the way to my car replaying the events in my head.

So thats my catfish story. I'm wondering what others here would have done if put in this situation. I will attach some pictures of what i was expecting and i snapped a picture of this bitch without her knowing so you can see the wildebeest i actually met. She's still on POF and she's posted even more pictures of her from when she was thin and i feel bad for any poor bastard that falls for her bullshit like i did.
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Did you hear this when she arrived and suddenly blotted out the sun?



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Post: #47

(04-06-2015 09:06 AM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  

(04-06-2015 06:10 AM)Lizard King Wrote:  

(04-06-2015 05:45 AM)Feldeinsamkeit Wrote:  

(04-06-2015 04:14 AM)Lizard King Wrote:  I would have banged her. She's not that big.

I read the above post as a symptom of the male thirst in England currently.

WNB.

I'd bang her if the opportunity came my way, but wouldn't chase her for a bang.

Lizard King is my man. If I had already committed the time out of my day to drive to meet her and actually go up into her apartment under albeit false pretenses I'm not going to waste my time for the sake of "men everywhere" and berate her with some sort of oscar worthy speech and storm out of her apartment.

Internally I would shake my head at being fooled, would strap up and hate fuck her, then immediately get dressed and leave. Fuck that if I'm going to invest driving time and online chat time to jerk off in the end. Subsequent messages and texts would then be met with "who is this?"

That's thirst and no self respect.

I just had a bitch sort of pull that the other night, I dropped her ass off back at her car and straight told her she didn't look like her pics and if she was catfishing me.

Women like this shouldn't be REWARDED with fucking you. Seriously, why are you going to satisfy their hamster.

In her head, "I can't believe I fooled this guy and he STILL is fucking me hehehe"

They should be PUNISHED for fooling you by shaming them, calling them out (not a lecture), and flat out rejecting them.

Post: #48

Nothing wrong with still getting your nut. Just pull the angry pirate maneuver at the end and you're good to go. She's punished, you're happy. Win-win.

Post: #49

(04-06-2015 01:12 PM)kaotic Wrote:  That's thirst and no self respect.

I just had a bitch sort of pull that the other night, I dropped her ass off back at her car and straight told her she didn't look like her pics and if she was catfishing me.

Women like this shouldn't be REWARDED with fucking you. Seriously, why are you going to satisfy their hamster.

In her head, "I can't believe I fooled this guy and he STILL is fucking me hehehe"

They should be PUNISHED for fooling you by shaming them, calling them out (not a lecture), and flat out rejecting them.

If I was duped like the OP said he was, I'd eject. I'd eject out of principle even if she was begging for it.

If the opportunity arose to bang the woman in the photo, I would. I'd bang her once only.

Post: #50

(04-06-2015 10:41 AM)Aphex Wrote:  Oh come on. Who here hasn't brought a fully loaded gun when you're going to meet a chick for the first time? I think that's the unspoken #17 in Heartiste's 16 commandments of poon, amirite?

Every couple months when bored CL shopping turns into bored scanning the CL W4M and I see, "X chick from Y town will rob you. She has a guy that backs her up... Blah blah" It seems like a good idea. Then I remember why I havent replied to one of those ads in years.

(04-06-2015 06:04 PM)Lizard King Wrote:  If I was duped like the OP said he was, I'd eject. I'd eject out of principle even if she was begging for it.

If the opportunity arose to bang the woman in the photo, I would. I'd bang her once only.

Damn, gotta respect the honesty but that's a wide load. I couldn't even hate fuck that blob, I'd just end up hating myself afterwards.