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RE: Desperate Comedienne Runs Around NYC Trying To Kiss Strangers For Film Role
I can't help but think of Sam Pepper getting hung out to dry for his ass-grab prank. Sigh...

This girl is annoying, unremarkable, and awkward as fuck. No wonder dudes turning her down. Glad to know the thirst isn't too bad in NYC.
04-08-2015 10:21 AM
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(04-06-2015 07:13 PM)jariel Wrote:  Here are pics of chicks from regular Miami clubs, pick out the ones you feel are 7s and up...

This is tough. Let's go one by one:

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This is not a difficult lineup. The middle one you could tell is a pretty big boned girl, I'd give her the 6.5-WB, WNB any of the others, maybe 2nd girl left to right if I got my goggles on, but she's a 6 at best (6AB).

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Thee two broads are on the wrong side of 25, and you could tell the darker-skinned one is aging better. But you can tell the whiter one looked damn good once upon a time. I have a serious weakness for light-skinned latinas with dark hair and dark features. I'll be generous and give a 7WB to the left, 7.5WB to the right.

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The only WNB in this lineup is won by the crazy-eyed grandma at the far left. The other three girls are PERFECT examples, particularly the two on the right, of what I call 'washed up white girls,' WUWGs. These are also pretty likely to be on the wrong side of 25, so you know that pussy elasticity is on the decline. I WB the three, sure why not. 6.5, 7 (decent face, seems like dumpy body tho), 6 (credit to the side boob). Also keep in mind these bitches probably look better without a flash going off straight into their faces. Poor grandma got done wrong by the photog.

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Finally my favorite. You can tell so much from pictures. The girl on the left seems really nice, but I just couldn't bring myself to give her the D. WNB. Porky in the middle seems like she's really into herself. Sure WB, hate-fuck hit and quit. I give her a 6, if she lost some weight she'd look damn good tho, easily a 7+. And the girl on the right... objectively, she can't be higher than a 7, but I LOVE bitches like that. I'd put money on her having nice meaty thighs. I love banging short and stocky bitches like that, she just seems like I could throw her around and manhandle the fuck out of her. Yeaaaaaa.

I still think Miami is nice. If you can find girls like that who are willing to bang, I wouldn't complain... I'm considering moving to DC, and by what I've read, I don't think you'd even find that. The handful of times I've gone out there, there wasn't even this level of baseline talent. Then again, I haven't been too scientific about it and gone to a bunch of clubs.
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04-08-2015 03:30 PM
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(04-08-2015 03:30 PM)Kamikaze Wrote:  [Image: -La-tinaja-3-21-15-012.jpg]

Thee two broads are on the wrong side of 25, and you could tell the darker-skinned one is aging better. But you can tell the whiter one looked damn good once upon a time. I have a serious weakness for light-skinned latinas with dark hair and dark features. I'll be generous and give a 7WB to the left, 7.5WB to the right.

I met both of those girls last night. It seems they are regulars at this little Colombian/Dominican hybrid restaurant called Mi Tinaja which is a little hole in the wall in Doral, a majority Venezuelan, somewhat Colombian suburb of Miami.

They did not look as good in person.

In fact the baddest chicks were in a small group of three, they all had stripper bodies, but not the best faces, one of them had on this multi-colored flower looking dress. She was standing outside when I pulled up, and I could see her ass from the street.

Body was absolutely crazy.

Dominican restaurants here all run the game of turning themselves into nightclubs on weekend nights, it's an easy way for them to make more money.

This particular place was easy to clean up in because it wasn't packed. Again, Doral is not the Dominican part of town, so the people who live in the neighborhood don't run over there to party, they go to an actual big club called Macumba.

Dominican people party in the Dominican hood.

I'm sure that site will have more pictures of last night, the photographer kept trying to take my picture and I kept telling him to not take my picture, mostly because he was trying to do it while I was spittin', but also because I don't want to be photographed while I'm out doing my thing.
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She is not a model but looks nice. I rate her a 6. But the way she tried to kiss was very creepy. Therefore it didn't work. Next time she should just tell the guys that they are cute, look them in the eyes and than go for the kiss.
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(04-08-2015 03:30 PM)Kamikaze Wrote:  Thee two broads are on the wrong side of 25, and you could tell the darker-skinned one is aging better. But you can tell the whiter one looked damn good once upon a time. I have a serious weakness for light-skinned latinas with dark hair and dark features. I'll be generous and give a 7WB to the left, 7.5WB to the right.

(04-12-2015 07:09 PM)jariel Wrote:  I met both of those girls last night. It seems they are regulars at this little Colombian/Dominican hybrid restaurant called Mi Tinaja which is a little hole in the wall in Doral, a majority Venezuelan, somewhat Colombian suburb of Miami.

They did not look as good in person.

[Image: La-tinaja-Unlimited-Hookah-4-11-15-124.jpg]

(04-12-2015 07:09 PM)jariel Wrote:  In fact the baddest chicks were in a small group of three, they all had stripper bodies, but not the best faces, one of them had on this multi-colored flower looking dress. She was standing outside when I pulled up, and I could see her ass from the street.

Body was absolutely crazy.

[Image: La-tinaja-Unlimited-Hookah-4-11-15-137.jpg]
04-13-2015 10:27 AM
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(04-13-2015 10:27 AM)jariel Wrote:  [Image: La-tinaja-Unlimited-Hookah-4-11-15-124.jpg]

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(04-12-2015 07:09 PM)jariel Wrote:  [Image: La-tinaja-Unlimited-Hookah-4-11-15-137.jpg]

that middle one...

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(04-13-2015 10:27 AM)jariel Wrote:  
(04-08-2015 03:30 PM)Kamikaze Wrote:  Thee two broads are on the wrong side of 25, and you could tell the darker-skinned one is aging better. But you can tell the whiter one looked damn good once upon a time. I have a serious weakness for light-skinned latinas with dark hair and dark features. I'll be generous and give a 7WB to the left, 7.5WB to the right.

(04-12-2015 07:09 PM)jariel Wrote:  I met both of those girls last night. It seems they are regulars at this little Colombian/Dominican hybrid restaurant called Mi Tinaja which is a little hole in the wall in Doral, a majority Venezuelan, somewhat Colombian suburb of Miami.

They did not look as good in person.

[Image: La-tinaja-Unlimited-Hookah-4-11-15-124.jpg]

(04-12-2015 07:09 PM)jariel Wrote:  In fact the baddest chicks were in a small group of three, they all had stripper bodies, but not the best faces, one of them had on this multi-colored flower looking dress. She was standing outside when I pulled up, and I could see her ass from the street.

Body was absolutely crazy.

[Image: La-tinaja-Unlimited-Hookah-4-11-15-137.jpg]

Can't believe I hadn't repped Jariel before, but this post is a great example of his solid info backed up by proof (in this case) or solid rationale. So much great information on this forum, thank you guys.

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