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This will be my last post here.

I took a long look in the mirror the other day and I didn't like what I saw.

Nearby, the platinum blonde, her face stained brown, gagged and burped out the words, "I think I'm going to be sick."

I could hardly agree more.

Moments later, as I stumbled out of the port-a-potty, I knew it was time for a change.

His Eminence and his buddies grinned at me eagerly. I made a half-hearted effort to smile back and look pleased, but I don't know if they bought it.

Ahmed was next in line. He took a deep breath and entered the porta-potty, clutching a package of wet-wipes in his right hand and a massive black dildo in his left.

I did a lot of thinking the next day on my flight back to Beijing aboard Dubai Airlines flight 332.

Once I arrived at the Capital Airport, I made a couple of calls to my seven or eight regulars.

"You won't be seeing me for a while," was all I said.

I've realize that learning game just doesn't answer the questions that we all have.

Yesterday, I put all of my possessions up for sale on Taobao and bought a ticket to the northern Thai border.

I don't know where my search will end, but I know where it will begin.

Looking into that cracked and broken porta-potty mirror showed me a side to myself that I'd never noticed before.

I realized that I haven't noticeably aged in the last five years. That I don't need make-up, a push up bra or a razor to look awesome.

It hit me in that moment that my decision to put off family and other tacit social obligations will end in zero consequences for me.

And then it came to me.

My selfish behaviour, my constant enjoyment of virgin 18 year old pussy, the benefits of earning 10 dumplings for every 6 dumplings a Chinese woman earns, and my ability to cover up the physical disaster that is my body and still look awesome in a wetsuit -- it was all hurting other people. It was hurting the children.

Guys...we need to man-up and realize that we have a responsibility to mother earth. It's not our job to enjoy the relative comfort of sticking our dicks in sweet, young, tight vag. Gentlemen, our focus lies elsewhere.

The next generation depends on us. As men, we know a lot. But we don't know what a child needs like a woman does. She just knows.

We might not understand everyone we want to, but we need to trust that a mother's instinct is exactly what it evolved to be. That's really the source of all truth, if you think about it.

If we want to do the right thing, we need to get down to work paying for a house with a two door garage. Remember, not all women are like that. If we focus on being ready to meet her, the right woman will come along. But if we spend all our time having our 8 inch cocks sucked by pairs of innocent, doe-eyed Chinese beauties with big asses and great racks, we're not going to be ready when that moment comes and we'll miss it.

I know that not all of you are going to be ready to grow up and start getting ready to spend 10 hours in a day in a cubicle supporting the miracle of life, but when you are get in touch with me. I'll be hanging out over at N a u g h t y N o m a d Forum. My username will be NewHope152. You know where to find me. We can do this, if we all do it together.

As soon as I finish my trip to a Buddhist monastery in search of guidance, I'll be heading back to Canada to find a part-time sales job and pay taxes. Within a few years, I'll most likely be earning the big bucks as an assistant floor manager. Sure, it's not where I pictured myself at this age, but everyone has to start somewhere and starting my own business through hard work and ingenuity offers more freedom than I deserve at this point.

Best of luck to you all and goodbye.

Post: #2

Ok, this surely is trolling?

Ah yes, April's fools

Post: #3

Unconscious individual. Presence. Isness. Being. Time to try and wake up.

Post: #4

Amen, brother

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Post: #6

I thought you were serious until roughly 3/4 of the way down. Then I remembered that it was April Fools Day and there's no way someone here would write those last 3 paragraphs.

Post: #7

I lost it at mention of him joining the Naughty Nomad Forum.

Post: #8

lol love the Tagthesponsor references

well played sir!

Post: #9

Descriptive, as soon I read "her face stained brown" the jig was up lol

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Did you get the port-a-potty flag though

Post: #12

Inspirational post, Suits. Your desire to make something of yourself in retail made me realize that my true dream of working the front desk at a gay bath house won't just come to me. I'm dropping out of the oil industry to pursue these opportunities thanks to your words of wisdom. Why work in a business that literally kills Mother Nature when I could be the gatekeeper of hedonistic homosexual pleasure?

Post: #13

Dammit Suits, you had me most of the way through.

Even if it were true, it made me want to travel Asia...
"pairs of innocent, doe-eyed Chinese beauties with big asses and great racks"

A true poet. A narcissistic, witty, sarcastic, sumbitch poet.