Post: #101

My favorite drink is a mojito. Hate how so many bars don't make them.

Post: #102

I like to drink the last cup of coffee, leave just a little bit in the pot and sneak off before anyone sees me. Because if they see you, they expect you to make another pot.

Post: #103

Pissing in the sink, obviously. It's at urinal height, looks like a urinal and I just splash water around it when I wash my hands. It's good for the environment, therefore it's justifiable B)

Oh, and if I'm at home I'll drink girly drinks. Don't like the taste of beer until I'm already a few deep

Post: #104

I love picking my nose while driving. There, I said it.

Post: #105

(04-01-2015 10:31 AM)Carboneraser Wrote:  Pissing in the sink, obviously. It's at urinal height, looks like a urinal and I just splash water around it when I wash my hands. It's good for the environment, therefore it's justifiable B)

Oh, and if I'm at home I'll drink girly drinks. Don't like the taste of beer until I'm already a few deep

Are you seven foot tall?

Post: #106

(03-30-2015 11:19 PM)MMX2010 Wrote:  I like Lorde's album, Pure Heroine, and have listened to it repeatedly (while driving) for about nine months.

No shame in Lordes album bro... Its a welcome breath of fresh air compared to most of todays "pop" music.

The hardest decision I had to make today was chosing which of the 3 Lorde videos I wanted to include in this post.

Post: #107

Not 7 feet tall, just lucky that The top of my sink is right under my dick. I just rest it on the counter and let it do the work

Post: #108

(04-01-2015 10:56 AM)Carboneraser Wrote:  Not 7 feet tall, just lucky that The top of my sink is right under my dick. I just rest it on the counter and let it do the work

And feel the cold ceramic surface on your dick? Ewwwww!!!

Post: #109

I like to people watch from a far it's more interesting that going to a safari

Post: #110

Every once in a blue I jerk it to chubby, bordering on bbw, porn. And my neighbors 15 yo daughter (definitely not bbw).

Post: #111

I lie under a glass table while my "lover" deposits fecal matter over the top.

Customarily, he or she will turn around and find the glass cover mysteriously vanished.

Post: #112

(04-01-2015 10:46 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

(03-30-2015 11:19 PM)MMX2010 Wrote:  I like Lorde's album, Pure Heroine, and have listened to it repeatedly (while driving) for about nine months.

No shame in Lordes album bro... Its a welcome breath of fresh air compared to most of todays "pop" music.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2JuxM-snGc

>not posting the best Lorde video of all



You're welcome

Post: #113

(04-01-2015 12:04 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(04-01-2015 10:56 AM)Carboneraser Wrote:  Not 7 feet tall, just lucky that The top of my sink is right under my dick. I just rest it on the counter and let it do the work

And feel the cold ceramic surface on your dick? Ewwwww!!!

I also enjoy pissing in the sink. Also at the shower. I guess I only piss at the toilet like 30% of the time or so.

Post: #114

It's your godamn duty as a man to piss in the shower. Might do an article for ROK about it...

Post: #115

Mine is that recently I've been watching clips of motorsport crashes on YT. 'Highlights' have been gordon smiley's single car crash in qualifying for the 1982 indy 500 (this for the sheer forces involved when a car hits a cement wall at 200 mph and the driver simply becomes a part of the debris flung across the track because those old-school cars were heavy and not designed to allow impact forces to dissipate). Second 'highlight' was Greg Moore's 1999 crash in Champ Cars (this time arms were flailing as the car somersaulted several times and indeed when the car landed upside down for the last time his outstretched arms made contact with the ground before the rest of the car, effectively meaning the arms took most of, or the entire weight, of the collapsing car as it came to rest. Although the first impact with the wall probably knocked him out, I still wonder if extending his arms was an eerie reflex action).

MORBID, yes but 'no judgment'.

PS - the 'no judgment' rule applies to the mods too when they look at our posts right? Just checking.

Post: #116

(04-01-2015 02:39 PM)brick tamland Wrote:  PS - the 'no judgment' rule applies to the mods too when they look at our posts right? Just checking.

Yeah, Krauser said it's ok.

Post: #117

(04-01-2015 02:39 PM)brick tamland Wrote:  PS - the 'no judgment' rule applies to the mods too when they look at our posts right? Just checking.

Post: #118

   

Post: #119

(04-01-2015 02:32 PM)Game_Started Wrote:  It's your godamn duty as a man to piss in the shower. Might do an article for ROK about it...

I'd rather you really not.

Post: #120

Bursting a massive spot. Especially when you get the 'pop' action going on.

Post: #121

Video games
Counterstrike
Women with neck length hair
Pinching women
Biting women
Drinking whiskey
Telling nasty jokes
Cutting my hair while drunk and shave
Drinking while working on my car
Cleaning handguns and shotguns while drunk in my underwear
Blizzards from Dairy Queen
Talking shit while playing dominoes
Sneaking up and scaring my wife around corners
Tossing my wife into the air or carrying her over my shoulder like a caveman
Buy dress shoes or shirts in large amounts
Collect neckties for no God damned reason

All I can think of.

Damn I feel like a hamster now.

Post: #122

Posting anonymously on internet forums.

Post: #123

(04-01-2015 02:57 PM)TheSlayer Wrote:  

(04-01-2015 02:32 PM)Game_Started Wrote:  It's your godamn duty as a man to piss in the shower. Might do an article for ROK about it...

I'd rather you really not.

It's all pipes!

(04-01-2015 06:51 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  Women with neck length hair

I started watching House of Lies recently. The blonde broad was fucking hot in Seasons 1 & 2. An 8 on a bad day, pushing 9 occasionally. A golden mane of absolutely gorgeous hair, stunner.

Season 3... she's cut it all off so that it just barely rests on her shoulders. Instantly lost 1 - 1.5 SMV points.... Such a shame.

Post: #124

delete

Post: #125

(04-01-2015 06:51 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  Talking shit while playing dominoes

I thought this said "taking a shit". Lol