I love Disney movies. The Lion King, Aladdin, The Fox and the Hound...I grew up on it. More recently, movies like Wall-E and Finding Nemo have taken over, and while they put out steaming piles of shit every now and then (Frozen, never saw it but heard it was awful), in my opinion Disney's animated movies are mostly great.
Disney just released a live-action Cinderella, and I went to see it with my girl last night--mostly because I knew it wouldn't be censored to hell and replace all of the spanking scenes with footage of Uncle Ho kissing babies and fighting dragons with a lightsaber.
We often say things here along the lines of "Girls think they are a fairy princess" like Cinderella, and that they are entitled to their prince charming despite being fat, psychotic, and mannish.
However, I think this comparison isn't accurate, in a sense that (at least in Cinderella's case) many of Disney's heroine's are NOT entitled whores, nor do their movies preach non-traditional sex roles. Of course, the princess theme has been misappropriated by many modern women to the point where we have the "princess complex," but this isn't always true.
Maybe I'm being naive and falling for obvious propaganda, but Cinderella can be summarized pretty simply. I don't remember watching the animated version years ago because I was too busy watching Scar get his ass kicked, but the new version necessarily draws out the backstory of the Cinderella fairytale so that you can actually have a feature-length film.
You have a curious young girl raised by a stable, loving father and mother. The father is a merchant and frequently away on business, and it is (Cinder)Ella's mother who teaches her the mantra "Be kind, and have courage." Not "be yourself, and don't let anyone change you." Not "go to college and get a great degree so you can have a stable life." Her mother thinks what is MOST important for a young girl is to be pleasant, to be agreeable. I know we preach that the most important thing a girl can do is make an effort to appear attractive, but I would argue that being pleasant and kind is equally as important.
Now, we know that Ella's dad is off making bank smuggling beaver pelts and opium from France or something like that, but through his frequent absence we see not a deadbeat dad like is so commonly portrayed in modern entertainment, but the focal point of Ella's childhood and young adulthood. Though her father is often gone for month's on end and she is raised mostly by her mother, her father is always the one whom Ella pines for, even after her mother's death. He is portrayed as the rock, the foundation of her upbringing, while her mother is rightfully in a supportive role.
So Ella's mom bites the dust, and her dad is interested in finding a new wife. Here we see the poison of the modern woman entering a stable home. Even without his wife, Mr. Ella's Dad has still remained a pillar of strength for her. He becomes what we might consider to be beta, and invites into his home a poisonous, narcissistic woman and her devil spawn. However, he is not a beta--he is a traditional man used to living with two traditional women. He views himself as a provider and moral compass, while his wife should be equally virtuous and kind. His failure to see that he was letting a trio of foxes into his henhouse serves as a warning to the traditional man--for, while there are truly blue pill men who have been pussified by all the trappings of our modern culture, and our forum stands as a bastion of neomasculine teachings, there still exist some truly traditional men--who do not want to provide for a woman because he his weak and damaged, but because he wants a relationship like that of his grandparents.
Despite the toxic environment created by Ella's new step-mom and step-sisters, her dad manages to keep the peace because he's, well, a man. Of course, pops ends up dying too--otherwise we'd have a sitcom and not a fairytale.
The materialism, narcissism, and sociopathy of our culture is on display from here on out. The step-sisters are the embodiment of the "Special Little Snowflake." They've grown up being told constantly that they're wonderful. There's a scene where one of them is singing and playing the piano (horribly) and the other is drawing a portrait (horribly). Ella's step-mother knows they are shit. But when Ella visibly cringes at the scene, the step-mother becomes offended that someone dare insult her darlings. She would rather shelter them from the truth than let the cruel world hurt their feelings, even if that means dragging down the honest and good people down with them. (Helicopter parents, fake outrage, the church of self, etc.)
The step-mother, however, is a bit different. She is the past-the-wall, truly delusional (and truly dangerous) woman caked in makeup that you make eye contact with at the grocery store, think for a second you'd like to bang, then see the glint of crazy in her eyes. She is full of envy and jealousy. She is the other type of modern woman--although not as mind-numbingly shallow and devoid of personality as her daughters, she is equally damaged because she truly feels hatred towards others. She is the feminist calling for accused rapists' cocks to be cut off. Her character (and that of the women she represents) is best summarized by the following exchange late in the movie, paraphrased:
Ella: Why are you so cruel?
Lindy West: Because you're kind. And young. And innocent.
That's it. She isn't having an epiphany. Her behavior is all premeditated. She later goes on to say:
"First, I married for love. And he was taken from me. Then, I married for the security of my daughters. And that was also taken from me. I will not have you ruin my chance at happiness."
At first, I thought the movie was trying to generate sympathy for the step-mother, but you can see with the last statement that while she
believes she is acting for noble causes (love, her children) she is really utterly selfish and narcissistic. She is willing to destroy the life of a girl she was entrusted with, and reduced to the position of a slave for committing the sin of being kind and beautiful. AKA, feminism, as displayed in a cartoon dating back to the suffrage movement in the early 1900s, is about ugly, older women manipulating and dominating women and men in their prime. (This is later seen when the step-mom is telling Cinderella she can only go back to wed the prince if she agrees to make the step-mom queen-mother, effectively being active regent. She's like a slightly less-attractive Wormtongue.
Anyway, the movie turns into a miniature Game of Thrones reunion as Robb Stark (the prince) and his bestie Xaro Daxos come into play. Here, we get a much-needed booster shot of worthy men in the movie, as the prince values honesty, loyalty to family, and fairness. He has a dominant presence while remaining humble. And, though he seeks the advice and counsel of those around him, his decisions are ultimately his alone. He is his own man, but doesn't step on others to get what he wants.
At this point, we all know how the story goes. Helena Bonham Carter's spooky magic turns a bunch of animals and vegetables into a stagecoach after Cinderella's cunt step-mom rides off to the prince's ball without her (and rips her mom's old dress, because she can't bear to be reminded that she was always second-string to Ella and her dad).
Ella has a glitter explosion and becomes the center of attention as she enters the ball,
yet remains humble throughout the entire event. She doesn't rub it in her step-sisters' faces. Her natural beauty is enhanced because of her personality, which can be only be learned through good parenting.
The clock strikes midnight, and we are treated to a chase scene that could have been filmed by Michael Bay if only there were more product placements. The prince has his asshole archduke ride around the realm looking for the owner of the glass slipper, and in a moment of satisfaction, we witness both an old woman and a fat hog rejected outright from trying on the shoe. Fuck yeah. Of course, the archduke is just going through the motions--he already made a deal with Ella's stepmom to save the realm from embarrassment, and Ella is locked away in the attic with her mice.
Just when it looks like Ella is going to be shit out of luck, we learn the the prince was riding with his entourage the whole time, and he heard Ella singing way up in the attic. He doesn't delegate when he needs something done--he does it himself. He realizes the danger in distancing yourself from your affairs, in that you lose power to those around you. Robert Greene would be proud.
One caveat: the final scene shows portraits of Ella's and the prince's parents, where the women are elevated slightly higher than the men. Think of that what you will, I never said this movie was a red pill must-see.
That was a little long-winded. In summary, I thought it was interesting at exploring the narrative that girls are being trained from a young age to grow up into entitled bitches. While Disney isn't some red pill production company, I'll admit that feminism seems to have co-opted an otherwise traditional--if outdated--view on family and love. At any rate, it's refreshing to see a charming and humble heroine when we're bombarded with strong, independent women who can do kung fu in heels and are just soooo sarcastic.
HA!