Post: #101

(02-10-2015 03:44 PM)MMM Wrote:  Query, gentlemen. You’re 85 years old. You’re looking for some strange for your wrinkled, weatherbeaten penis. The lizards in the nursing home actually look like lizards. You’ve got your viagra.......... The barren ghoul comes to visit her mother and upon seeing your wrinkled but well preserved ass, finds an empty room and gives you the come hither look, beckoning to join her. Would You Hit It?

I figure since there's no way in hell I could get wood to that chick now (at 27) there's definitely no way it's gonna happen when my dick doesn't work as well.

Post: #102

Post: #103

Are dating standards really that bad in NZ? I honestly don't know how any dude would even go near her.

Post: #104

(02-11-2015 12:26 AM)Kizman Wrote:  Are dating standards really that bad in NZ? I honestly don't know how any dude would even go near her.

Ive seen pics of aussies hitting worse... Shes a 5 for me. I dont know how aussies can throw stones...

Post: #105

"She's a 5 for me"

What the hell are you smoking ?

Post: #106

Must refrain from New Zealand jokes...

Post: #107

5 is considered plain and average..that is grotesque.

The full body shot makes her look like a prison trannie...not even a normal ladyboy but a tatted up supermax prison punk.

Post: #108

Okay, maybe a low 4. Ive really only paid attention to the first(best looking) picture and how skinny she looked...

Post: #109

(02-11-2015 04:06 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Must refrain from New Zealand jokes...

It does make sense now though.

If you're a farmer the choices are..

Fuck sheep
or
ugly trannie looking hag at the local watering hole with tattoos and a foul mouth.


*flips coin*

Post: #110

If she laid of the tats and piercings, she could use the money she saved to actually see a dentist.

Post: #111

"Hot guys have tattoos though, I'll get tattoos so I'm hot too."

Post: #112

(02-11-2015 04:22 AM)Sooth Wrote:  "Hot guys have tattoos though, I'll get tattoos so I'm hot too."

Along with..

If I have a high powered career I will land a high powered alpha man.

If I act domineering they will respect me like a man.

If I curse and act classless then I am expressing my character like a man.

If I get 5 post grad certifications and spend my life in academia they will respect me like a man.

If I wear casual clothes and walk like a man then they will view me as a man.

If I view enough movie roles where the women beat up on men then it will "empower" me enough to face men.

If I watch sports and drink beer they will treat me with respect like a man.


etc.. It's endless overcompensation in the anglosphere.

Post: #113

Right on - Only problem is we don't wanna bang men

Post: #114

(02-11-2015 04:11 AM)eclipse Wrote:  Okay, maybe a low 4. Ive really only paid attention to the first(best looking) picture and how skinny she looked...

How about a low zero?

Post: #115

Thanks for the LULZ guys, this thread is the fucken' goat...

Post: #116

Australia has many more sheep than New Zealand does, so shouldn't Australians be called sheep-fuckers?

But Australia has so many sheep because Australian sheep fuck each other.

Post: #117

I've met one hot girl from NZ my whole life. I thought for a while there wasn't such a thing.

My guess is most NZ dudes live off a steady diet of tourist pussy. NZ has that whimsical vibe that Anglo women love, Canadian women always travel there for reasons I don't know why. Aside from its scenery I can import its best things such as its food and wine.

Post: #118

(02-10-2015 02:35 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  

(02-10-2015 12:03 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  Can you imagine what her vaginal hygiene must be like?

Yes, I can.

Mate... considering the context, that is one of the most disturbing images I have ever seen. You have ruined toasted cheese sandwiches for me, and I will never see them in the same way ever again. Thanks a lot.

Post: #119

(02-11-2015 04:12 AM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  

(02-11-2015 04:06 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Must refrain from New Zealand jokes...

It does make sense now though.

If you're a farmer the choices are..

Fuck sheep
or
ugly trannie looking hag at the local watering hole with tattoos and a foul mouth.


*flips coin*

No, the only real dependable alternative is Asian girls. There are hordes of them walking around Auckland in their nauseatingly girly (fashionable and stylish) clothes that show off their anorexic (thin and healthy) bodies. While a lot of them stick to their own race, there are plenty of new immigrants or students away from the constraints of their families for the first time and receptive to western dick and lots of it.

Post: #120

Being older and having made my fair share of mistakes in life, I felt some sympathy for this poor woman... until I saw those tats...



Within the anglosphere I think there are going to be a LOT of women who look like this in the future as these tattooed-up sloots age.

To quote Monty Python

Post: #121

(02-11-2015 04:17 AM)kazz Wrote:  If she laid of the tats and piercings, she could use the money she saved to actually see a dentist.

And a dermatologist.

Buck melanoma. Moley Russel's wart.

Post: #122

(02-11-2015 11:49 AM)RexImperator Wrote:  Within the anglosphere I think there are going to be a LOT of women who look like this in the future as these tattooed-up sloots age.

To quote Monty Python

In ten years, I'm going to setup a RVF dormitory here in China to serve as temporary housing for the wave of members arriving from the Western world as cultural refugees.

Post: #123

The cruel thing here is the paper's willingness to allow this poor woman to self-abase herself this way. Granted, we all know very well that she's delusional about her prospects and unaware of her own sexual market value, and that's a given. That will never change.

However, for the paper to be complicit in this delusion, to allow her to broadcast her delusion to the world while standing idly by saying 'nope, we have no idea what's going on here!' while deep down inside everyone else on God's green earth knows what's actually happening, that's cruel. Not that I feel particularly sorry for her or anything.

Kinda like when Maury let that white dude on one of his 'not the father' episodes and let him go on his sob story about how he wished to be the father of the baby in question to his estranged white girlfriend, and then they show the baby and it's half black. At some point you're just deadpanning tragedy.

Post: #124

(02-11-2015 02:47 AM)eclipse Wrote:  Ive seen pics of aussies hitting worse... Shes a 5 for me. I dont know how aussies can throw stones...

Straight from the people of Middle Earth.

Told you guys I'm not making it up because of the Aus - NZ rivalry.

Which is why sheep fucking is so popular over there (despite Aus having more sheep). When you have to choose between a she-Orc and a sheep, the sheep would win most of the times.

Post: #125

(02-11-2015 02:47 AM)eclipse Wrote:  Ive seen pics of aussies hitting worse... Shes a 5 for me. I dont know how aussies can throw stones...

Is the part of Australia you live in a giant graveyard? Bitch looks like a corpse.