Post: #1

Last week, a girl I went out with twice invited me to her grandfather's funeral.

The initial response was that I was putting out too much provider's vibe.

The second response was- WTF, I wasn't that into this girl, but she moves in a high social circle (dad is an ambassador) and her social network is of a very high quality - she has some very attractive friends and cousins. From what she told me, there will be nearly 300 people attending so some degree of anonymity would be possible.

Just out of pure scientific and objective curiosity, would funerals be an excellent or a horrible place to game?

I think the main challenge would be to 'unsticky' myself from the girl who brings me. But I think after only 2 dates, that would not be a problem. The fact that there are 300 guests also makes it possible to lose myself (or it would be assuming one isn't racially an outlier in this gathering). The main approach would be to snipe the choice targets, you can't shotgun a bunch of numbers.

No respect to the deceased, I am sure he was a very good man. If I were dead, I would have no problems with you guys (or rather your grandkids) coming to my funeral to game.

Less death and grieving, more fucking and laughing.

I'd go for that anytime.

Conclusion - check out more funerals

Post: #2

Post: #3

With so many people there must be some girls open to game..

First thing I thought of was that movie wedding crashers though

Post: #4

(02-08-2015 01:28 PM)Thaitanium Wrote:  With so many people there must be some girls open to game..

First thing I thought of was that movie wedding crashers though

funny that.

I thought exactly of an Owen Wilson movie when I typed the last post.

But then I googled it and it was about a wedding rather than a funeral (I haven't watched the film yet).

Post: #5

I think people would feel downright uncomfortable with that. Why the fuck would she invite you to her grandfathers funeral?

Post: #6

(02-08-2015 01:29 PM)Swordfish Wrote:  

(02-08-2015 01:28 PM)Thaitanium Wrote:  With so many people there must be some girls open to game..

First thing I thought of was that movie wedding crashers though

funny that.

I thought exactly of an Owen Wilson movie when I typed the last post.

But then I googled it and it was about a wedding rather than a funeral (I haven't watched the film yet).

Yeah, they start with weddings but Will Ferrel upgraded to gaming at funerals

Post: #7

Gonna watch that film if I have a chance.

I like Owen Wilson but somehow don't find Ferrell funny.

This probably is potentially rewarding but judging from the replies so far, not for everyone

You need to have a real sense of humor about life.

Post: #8

(02-08-2015 01:37 PM)Swordfish Wrote:  You need to have a real sense of humor about life.

Or death.

Post: #9

(02-08-2015 01:32 PM)Thaitanium Wrote:  

(02-08-2015 01:29 PM)Swordfish Wrote:  

(02-08-2015 01:28 PM)Thaitanium Wrote:  With so many people there must be some girls open to game..

First thing I thought of was that movie wedding crashers though

funny that.

I thought exactly of an Owen Wilson movie when I typed the last post.

But then I googled it and it was about a wedding rather than a funeral (I haven't watched the film yet).

Yeah, they start with weddings but Will Ferrel upgraded to gaming at funerals

Make sure you get your meatloaf beforehand:

Post: #10

Chazz Reinhold is now on RVF. "Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac!"

Post: #11

Bacchus beat me to it, perfect reply for this thread could not stop laughing. On another note thank you for the datasheet OP will follow your advice

Post: #12

Yes, funeral is a good place to game. People are easier to influence when they are sad, game is mostly an influencing tool.

Also, after you lose someone who is close to you, you expect a new start, a new opportunity, a new meaning to life. Girls nature is all about this stuff. A new guy turns up, their pussy becomes wet.

Game low key, don't make it obvious that you are there for pussy. Choose well your target, preferably not the closest person of the deceased.

In some third world countries the local newspapers publish information on people who have recently died so friends and family can attend their funerals. There are guys there who read newspapers everyday just to go to funerals for food or drinks, but if the RVF crew was present, we would go there for pussy.

Post: #13

The idea of meeting a chick at a wedding is a lot more appealing. Getting into a longer relationship with the girl, the feeling of having met them at such a sad environment leaves bit of a distaste.

Post: #14

It probably goes without saying but your frame needs to be absolutely concrete to succeed in such an environment.

Being surrounded by death can be surprisingly unnerving, especially if it's open-coffin.
Your mind starts top wonder about the nature of mortality and ponders the existential question.
Can't have any of that if you're there for the bang.

Like with most approaches it takes time to acclimate to the situation.
After a few funerals it becomes much easier to adopt the right mentality.
Also, it helps to have a very casual attitude towards death.

Either way this is definitely next-level situation mastery. Not recommended for beginners.