Post: #1

You've got his fame, his money, but also his looks. (you don't have his wife)
You've also got your game.

Tell me how you start bagging chicks.

WIA

Post: #2

I get the sense that he's got a sharp tongue and a quick wit. Look at his character in reservoir dogs, he's a fucking man regardless of what he looks like. He knows he's fuck ugly so he doesn't fuck with trying to be charming, he goes for straight up asshole game.

He knows who he is and is confident in his manner. Basically, at his level of fame and wealth you're going to get hot gold diggers running after you so I'd just relax and let the pussy come to me.

Post: #3

You've never seen Michael Bay's Armageddon?

Post: #4

This is a great exercise. It's anti-looks game. We know that it exists, but Buscemi is a perfect example. He's certainly successful, but he's definitely cast to be the odd looking guy of whatever ensemble he's in. I suppose John Goodman is the same way, but he's fat in addition to being not classically good looking. I agree that some kind of sharp witted, cocky/funny game must be what he uses. I bet he got laid with decent looking chicks before he ever started to become known as a movie actor.

I'm going to take this to heart, and go out and use it. What Would Steve Buscemi Do? (WWSBD)

Post: #5

I'd hang out near any film school. Just be near film-literate 19 year olds. Dude works with Tarantino, Scorcese and the Coen brothers. The girls will find him.

Or I'd pull the Bob Crane move from Autofocus where he has the bartender tune the bar TV to Hogan's Heroes. Then when a chick sits down he says "oh shit-- is that my face on TV? How embarrassing!" (Clip sadly unavailable)

I'd trade cocks with that fishfaced freak in a heartbeat. We're all fighting a war with slingshots and fame is a nuke.

Post: #6

Use that money to get my teeth fixed.

Post: #7

I'd give back to the community by offering private acting lessons gratis. Just send your casting pics to me via email and I'll choose which ones to mentor.

Post: #8

I'd book a flight to the Philippines.

Post: #9

You just open lizards as normal. It's easy with fame game. It's getting rid of them that requires some cunning.

Post: #10

With his fame and money I could spend all my life banging gold-diggers, aspiring actresses and in general people with something to gain from being seen with an established actor like Steve Buscemi. Obviously a bit of game-awareness would help but frankly I don't think I'd need it with his fame and fortune.

Post: #11

That's a niche right there.

I'd use my millions to build a SAW sex house, with erotic contraptions and kinky themed rooms. Then dress up like Jigsaw. There's a thin line between danger and lust, pleasure and pain. Then have the women run through the house and "conquer" all the traps, she doesn't want to know what happens when I catch her. It's BDSM paradise, but my fame would make this a difficult secret to keep. With the 50 Shades filth coming out, thus stuff is every basic bitchs new fantasy.

Post: #12

(02-05-2015 06:23 PM)Pontifex Maximus Wrote:  That's a niche right there.

I'd use my millions to build a SAW sex house, with erotic contraptions and kinky themed rooms. Then dress up like Jigsaw. There's a thin line between danger and lust, pleasure and pain. Then have the women run through the house and "conquer" all the traps, she doesn't want to know what happens when I catch her. It's BDSM paradise, but my fame would make this a difficult secret to keep. With the 50 Shades filth coming out, thus stuff is every basic bitchs new fantasy.

Post: #13

Start a theater house. Help cast and direct for musicals and plays that involve tons of hot young chicks and attracts a young high class audience. Lots of gay dudes in theater so less competition by good looking actor guys. After parties and an entire scene to go with it and you at the top.

Post: #14

I'd hit up the local high school, where I could blend right in and pick up the freshest pussy known to man.

Post: #15

Hahaaha what movie is that from!? I would travel around the country and volunteer my time at acting classes on campuses for free. Make it an annual tour and do each city for 3 weeks