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Oh if only most American women looked like that. This forum probably wouldn't exist then though.
01-31-2015 01:14 AM
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All girls should be like this. I love sluts
01-31-2015 01:38 AM
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(01-30-2015 09:32 PM)Oz. Wrote:  Kendra Sunderland, 19, is facing a charge of public indecency after allegedly masturbating on film in the library of Oregon State University. If convicted, she could face up to a one-year sentence or a $6,250 fine




i'd hit it

I would rock her sexy teen aged ass condom free.
01-31-2015 02:36 AM
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Ok, we'll let you off this time...but DO let it happen again!!!

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Damn, I'm missing being in school.
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Meh. Generic.

Reminds me of the librarian in this clip, for some reason.




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I guess I'll have to be "pointy elbows" guy and point out that if you take away the long blonde hair, her mug is downright ugly.

I'd still suckle at those teets like a newborn puppy, but there's no way I can call her a 9 or even an 8 and still sleep at night.
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Oregon State might just get a few blue chip prospects on their football team to compete with Oregon due to this video.

Best recruiting tool they've had in years.
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This video should be mandatory viewing for why young women are infinitely hotter than older women.

smooth, tight, and plump glowing skin. God damn I would fuck this girl till I had a heart attack
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Of course I'd hit it, but I find her rampant sluttiness and stupidity a turn-off, not a turn-on. The "forbidden fruit" element generally does very little for me.

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The best thing I've seen in a while.
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01-31-2015 11:49 AM
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That awkward moment when you are reading RVF while taking a shit and your dick smacks the inside of the bowl.

I need to take a shower now.
01-31-2015 12:00 PM
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Girl in the second video is way hotter, low 8.

I don't want to love platinum blondes out of principle and to be different than the thirsty pack around the world, alas I can't.

This makes me slap myself for ever spending time with 6's.... regret regret regret.

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Shit... must not Fap to this! But her tities... don't think I'll make it!!
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She's not a 8 or a 9, those lovely gorgeous tits are skewing that rating. I agree with Enigma. WB rampantly, anal.

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Some great comments on here, glad I can give back to the community Laugh

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She was doing a sex chat - ReptCams

Ah man I do so love sluts.
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(01-30-2015 09:32 PM)Oz. Wrote:  Kendra Sunderland, 19, is facing a charge of public indecency after allegedly masturbating on film in the library of Oregon State University. If convicted, she could face up to a one-year sentence or a $6,250 fine




i'd hit it

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The first one has porn written all over her! I can already see the series: Kendra in the library. I think the second one just wanted to be a rebel and defiant. She's a ho, but not a porn ho in my book. They're both hot, but the second one takes it.
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I have a massive hard on at the gym now. Thanks
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She does indeed have a McCheese type face. Her mug ain't that good, but the fits distract you from all that.

Blonde inflation and a point per titty give her a flawed 8 when she really only a 6.

Marginal blondes do nothing for me. I lost my virginity to a blonde like this. A massive slut too who couldn't turn down any of the dudes that hounded her. I fucked her in the back of an rental car my homie swooped and wore 2 or 3 condoms because I was afraid to get her pregnant bahaha.
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kosko, "6" my ass.

same old shit, sixes and sevens Shaft...
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I'm sure if it was two guys sucking each others' cocks in the library they'd be applauding them for being so brave and fighting discrimination rather than charging them.
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Dutch girls do it better:




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(01-31-2015 05:39 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  kosko, "6" my ass.

Saw a meme with a nerdy guy behind a computer, typing out a lengthy dissection of why he would not have sex with a girl.

I hate the whole 1-10 thing. Who started the vastly more effective WB / CB / WNB?
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