Post: #1

I remember the first time I made a girl squirt, I was fingerblasting her, her eyes nearly rolling back into her head, she was loving it, but kept saying "I feel like I'm going to pee." I told her "no, relax, it's not pee, just relax, go with it." Then she squirted.

Turns out, it's piss.

http://www.vice.com/read/scientists-perf...e=vicefbus

"The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists"

Post: #2

No fucking way, dude. I've been getting pissed on?

Post: #3

Does it turn yellow if a girl is dehydrated?

This is groundbreaking, never cared much for how the engine actually works

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Post: #5

(01-08-2015 05:24 PM)TheWastelander Wrote:  No fucking way, dude. I've been getting pissed on?

I know that feel bro.

Post: #6

Bullshit! Then they need to explain why it is clear like water, and doesn't smell or taste like urine

And explain why the biggest squirter I've dated had a swollen gland the size of a walnut right at her G spot that would shrink when she squirted.

Post: #7

Wait.

You're telling me I like golden showers?

Post: #8

Just because something comes from the same place and has almost the same makeup, does not make it the "same".

My DNA is structurally almost identical to a chimpanzee. Am I a chimpanzee? Am I covered in hair? Do I live in trees? Can a chimpanzee replicate human speech? Can it do advanced math or even ride a bicycle?

Obviously it'd be completely ridiculous to suggest this. Even the most vehement evolutionist would not say "humans ARE chimpanzees".

You can point out numerous, numerous other examples of things that seem quite similar when you break them down to their more basic components but are for all intents and purposes quite different. Hell, when you go all the way down to the most basic building blocks of matter, we're not much different than the computer screen we're looking at.

So you have to look at the idea and agenda behind the media taking scientific evidence that the liquid produced by squirting and urinating are very similar, and then reporting it as "squirting is piss".

Obviously, this could be that these people are just idiots with little capacity for critical thinking who thrive off sensationalism. And this is certainly part of it.

But on a more nefarious level, squirting becomes easier the more submissive and therefore feminine a woman is. They have to release control and surrender themselves to the moment.

Why would the media want to discourage this? Why would the UK want to ban this?

Post: #9

Post: #10

It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. Jus' sayin'.

Post: #11

Lies. No way it's the same.

Post: #12

It certainly doesn't smell the same.

Post: #13

These were probably the same scientists who keep on saying that there is no evidence that the G-spot exists. Clearly they're not getting laid enough / at all.

HSLD

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Post: #15

(01-08-2015 05:59 PM)Enigma Wrote:  My DNA is structurally almost identical to a chimpanzee. Am I a chimpanzee? Am I covered in hair? Do I live in trees? Can a chimpanzee replicate human speech? Can it do advanced math or even ride a bicycle?

Actually...

Post: #16

I always thought it was weird how it came firing from the urethra.

Post: #17

I knew it, I knew it.


But don't care though

Post: #18

(01-08-2015 06:22 PM)HighSpeed_LowDrag Wrote:  These were probably the same scientists who keep on saying that there is no evidence that the G-spot exists. Clearly they're not getting laid enough / at all.

HSLD

I concur with this. Have any of these scientists made a lizard squirt? No. So in order to spoil the party, they trivialise the experience others have and are able to elicit.
Call it sour grapes.

Post: #19

Oh I forgot to add, the white stuff we men have comes from the same hole and it aint piss.

Post: #20

(01-08-2015 05:16 PM)Sonsowey Wrote:  I remember the first time I made a girl squirt, I was fingerblasting her, her eyes nearly rolling back into her head, she was loving it, but kept saying "I feel like I'm going to pee." I told her "no, relax, it's not pee, just relax, go with it." Then she squirted.

Turns out, it's piss.

http://www.vice.com/read/scientists-perf...e=vicefbus

"The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists"

Say what?

Post: #21

Silly scientists, I won't bother reading the research.

Post: #22

My man hamster will rationalize that its not piss, even if it is. Study away scientists!

Post: #23

Good, good...

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #24

Nobody seems to sure about this. Why?

Post: #25

(01-08-2015 05:16 PM)Sonsowey Wrote:  "The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists"

How is it possible for prostatic secretions to contribute if women lack prostates? Something's missing here

Edit: Apparently 'female prostate' is an accepted term for a vaginal gland. Regardless, females can't act out Waiting for Godot

Quote:Beckett was not open to most interpretative approaches to his work. He famously objected when, in the 1980s, several women's acting companies began to stage the play. "Women don't have prostates," said Beckett,[79] a reference to the fact that Vladimir frequently has to leave the stage to urinate.