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Look closely and you can see mother's collarbones peeking out, bridezilla's extra padding has expanded and enveloped hers:
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They are celebrating how much their daughter is a looser. Jesus how anyone can be so ignorant?
What a bunch of idiot, good for nothing parents.
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She looks worse with each subsequent picture you guys post of her.

What kind of shitty father lets his daughter humiliate and degrade herself like this?

She's fat, disgusting, and tries way too hard to act/look like a man.

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(12-31-2014 04:29 AM)StrikeBack Wrote:  
(12-31-2014 03:04 AM)NilNisiOptimum Wrote:  Simple. While the bride may not be a prize pig herself, being flanked by 3-7 proper hogs makes her look good by comparison.

Pity the poor groomsmen who get paired with said hogs and have to pretend to enjoy spending an evening with them.

I got paired with a hog at my best mate's wedding (said hog is the bride's BFF). Half a millisecond after duty was done, I bolted so fast towards a leggy blonde I was eyeing all night that all my mates including the groom burst out laughing.

My god man! The exact same thing happened to me at my good friend's wedding 3 years ago (maybe 4 - I've done a lot of partying and traveling since and so have lost touch with most of my now-married suburbanite former friends).

Me, suited, looking like Don Draper, in top physical form (I was lifting regular then) - paired with the bride's 'good friend' (funny that we all went to university together and I met her not once - bride is from the same city the university was in), who was a blonde who might have been 5'2 but pushed 200...

But it gets worse. If she had a sweet personality I might have been able to stick with her and give her a few dances, but she was one of these judgmental fat girls - and I've come across a few of these before - You know the type; despite being the least-healthy person in the room, she just has to make critical comments about people's habits?

'You smell like smoke, you shouldn't smoke, it's so bad for you!' (after sneaking out for a smoke)

'You shouldn't drink so much!' (after my third glass of champagne, and I can hold my drinks)

'Everyone is talking about you dancing close with the bride's hot 20 year old sister!' (sadly I did not bang)

'You seem a lot more animated and lively just now, did you take something!?' (yeah bitch, me and my best boy (an usher) and another friend snuck into the bathroom a few floors up and did a few bumps, so what?)

I didn't bang anything that night but I didn't care; I was dating a 21 year old dance student and intermittently banging a former coworker and an ex (all of whom were thin and healthy).

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I applaud this man for his choice; he got out now because after that ring goes on she's only getting fatter and if he wants out it's gonna cost him big. I'd like to see more of this.
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Lose some weight and she could easily be a 7.

Don't debate me.
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I'd wager that it was not her weight that made him run for the hills.

More likely Bridezilla tendencies I reckon.
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Where's her humility? She'll never get another sucker to marry her after this stunt.

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(12-31-2014 07:55 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  Where's her humility? She'll never get another sucker to marry her after this stunt.

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Man jaw and bitch face as well. I wonder if the guy proposed again if she would say yes again. I think yes this looks like a show. I hope he doesn't though.

The father looks like Mickey Rourke.
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Quote:After Her Fiancé Left Her At The Altar, This Bride Took The World’s Best Photo Shoot

Best what?
Fuck this <The _____ Best (whatever)> shit.

Seriously, have some dignity and go the fuck home. I'm really tired of people and their selfie mentality. The photographer should have just called it a day.

Fat bitches make me angry now that I've seen Lena Dunham naked...
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I have a childhood friend who is incredibly beta but we grew up together and we occasionally watched or went to football (soccer) matches together. He started dating this disgusting woman that I can only describe as a farm beast, manatee, pig rolled into one. Something like this:

[Image: feeding-fat-woman.jpg]

She lacked self discipline and self respect and was greedy and lazy. Her 4 year old daughter from a previous marriage was already turning into one of these fat accepting, bulging bellied with billowing pillows of back and shoulder stuffing, self entitled princesses due to her (guess what) fat mother. She was constantly encouraged by her ugly short haired feminist and fat friends who want to make the entire female population as undesirable as them. She 'owned' her illness instead of being fat shamed into losing it. On top of this she was obnoxious and judgemental as fuck despite the fact that she was claiming disability allowance due to issues involving her weight and spent the money on food. She had this obsession with the royal family and saw herself as better than everyone else. What my friend saw in her, to this day I have no idea.

He then told us he was going to marry her. Since nobody else had the balls or cared enough to tell him to fucking revaluate his life I had the convo with him one day. The only way I can describe how it went is (2.01 onwards)





Needless to say he took offence at what I was telling him and it ended our friendship. I didn’t attend the wedding and have no idea what his life is like today.
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You did him a favor. That's what friendship is.

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(12-31-2014 07:55 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  Where's her humility? She'll never get another sucker to marry her after this stunt.

Oh yeah she will.
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At first, I thought the groom literally didn't show up to the wedding. Reading the article, he called her a week before the wedding and broke it off.

This hog went through with this attention-whoring photoshoot anyway. It helps to see the pictures in a different light.

Here she is with her bridesmaids giving someone the finger. Presumably the dude smart enough to break it off.

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Bitter much?

Yet she's nice enough to thank the guy for having the decency, balls, and maturity to back out before signing his life away.

Hog Wrote:Thank you for sparing me greater pain and loss down the road. Thank you for pushing me to realize my own strength. Thank you for teaching me that no one can take away my happiness. Thank you for letting me go so I can one day experience true reciprocated love. THANK YOU!

The dude should pull a Dan Bilzerian, pay a group of hoes, to respond like this:

   
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(12-31-2014 08:25 AM)Vamonos Pest Wrote:  I have a childhood friend who is incredibly beta but we grew up together and we occasionally watched or went to football (soccer) matches together. He started dating this disgusting woman that I can only describe as a farm beast, manatee, pig rolled into one. Something like this:

[Image: feeding-fat-woman.jpg]

She lacked self discipline and self respect and was greedy and lazy. Her 4 year old daughter from a previous marriage was already turning into one of these fat accepting, bulging bellied with billowing pillows of back and shoulder stuffing, self entitled princesses due to her (guess what) fat mother. She was constantly encouraged by her ugly short haired feminist and fat friends who want to make the entire female population as undesirable as them. She 'owned' her illness instead of being fat shamed into losing it. On top of this she was obnoxious and judgemental as fuck despite the fact that she was claiming disability allowance due to issues involving her weight and spent the money on food. She had this obsession with the royal family and saw herself as better than everyone else. What my friend saw in her, to this day I have no idea.

He then told us he was going to marry her. Since nobody else had the balls or cared enough to tell him to fucking revaluate his life I had the convo with him one day. The only way I can describe how it went is (2.01 onwards)





Needless to say he took offence at what I was telling him and it ended our friendship. I didn’t attend the wedding and have no idea what his life is like today.


He's got her eating out of the palm of his hand.

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(12-31-2014 08:25 AM)Vamonos Pest Wrote:  He then told us he was going to marry her. Since nobody else had the balls or cared enough to tell him to fucking revaluate his life I had the convo with him one day. The only way I can describe how it went is (2.01 onwards)




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(12-31-2014 04:38 AM)TheWastelander Wrote:  What kind of shitty father lets his daughter humiliate and degrade herself like this?

A man, I mean chump, who wanted to be his kids friend and not father. Too many parents these days don't want to parent because it is too hard. Need to stop cuntiness in childhood. Alas, it is too late and this evil fat hog will rise from her ashes dripping in bacon grease and unleash destruction all around her. I am certain that however unpleasant she was before getting married will pale to the toxic radiation she will spew now. All this of course, after eating the wedding cake by herself. Fat chick motto, "can't let carbs go to waste."

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(12-30-2014 09:20 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  Where's the honesty in journalism these days? They removed all photography of her getting drunk and crying herself to sleep after consuming 3000 kcal of cake.

3000 calories? more like 30000. each

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(12-30-2014 09:09 PM)DrewP Wrote:  Okay, the guy doesn't want to marry this fat chick. Needless to say, I completely understand and empathize with that sentiment. But dropping that bomb on the week they're supposed to get married? That's just cruel.

It's not cruel when you consider how much women treat normal men (betas, omegas) like shit. I never feel sorry for women anymore.
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(12-31-2014 01:09 PM)Gamers Wrote:  
(12-30-2014 09:09 PM)DrewP Wrote:  Okay, the guy doesn't want to marry this fat chick. Needless to say, I completely understand and empathize with that sentiment. But dropping that bomb on the week they're supposed to get married? That's just cruel.

It's not cruel when you consider how much women treat normal men (betas, omegas) like shit. I never feel sorry for women anymore.

There are entire fucking movies created about the runaway bride going back as far as the 1930s:

[Image: RunawayBrides.png]

Quote:The runaway brides of It Happened One Night (1934), The Graduate (1967), Private Benjamin (1980), Runaway Bride (1999) and Private Practice (Season 4 Episode 1, tx 23/9/2010)

This is only a small selection of movies - you never felt sorry for the groom in the Graduate, didn't you?

It is a common trope in a feminine primary world where female behavioral patterns have been more shrouded in the unknowable mystique than in the brutal ruthless tingle-emotional-calculative perception that women operate in.

The guy was likely a deep Beta and just got to his senses - as a man you know that we have 100x more to lose tied to a woman in that contract, so doing that at a very young age like that guy - his decision was understandable. If it had been a beautiful slim 8, she would have gotten pissed and ridden the carousel harder than ever before.

Time to reprogram from the feminine imperative Matrix - read up on some Rational Male. His decision could have been done better, but it's better late than too late.

(And I leave the screen stretched out by the pic to hit home the point - runaway bride - such a fucking idiotic theme. After a marriage proposal a bride should be on her knees sucking our dick and hoping that we don't change our minds in the end - not the other way around. Look at those pics long and hard and see how our fem-centric world has brainwashed our men for generations as we were unable to compare notes and find out for real how women tick.)
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@DrewP, while I agree having respect for others (all the people who traveled, etc) is important. A person who doesn't respect others will never really earn any respect either.

However, maybe it just took him that long to realize. In tons of movies and tv shows there is always that scene of either the bride or groom doubting and wondering about his or her choice. And everyone around them telling them it will be fine, etc, to do it blah blah. Then it hits him that he can't do it. Maybe it is like the movies and a ton of images flash through his head and he realizes how fucked he would be going through it.

Obviously, he can't make the fatzilla feel better but maybe the people on his side care enough about him to understand that he made the best choice for himself. And if he mans up, he tries covering some of the financial damages for his decision.

This little story of mine pales in comparison to what is happening to the LUCKY FAT DODGER, but once I was at a college event and there was alcohol being served and I stepped back into a guy I knew and spilled his beer. I could have been a dick and said you shouldn't have been standing so close, blah blah. But I apologized and got him another beer, and his attitude changed completely. I covered his losses (granted a 2 buck beer isn't much), but it was the gesture. If captured men for fat wives camp escapee offers to take care of at least his side, most will probably not take his offer but will appreciate the gesture.

Ok I'm done rambling.

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Screw love songs.




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pet peeve of mine: people who do bicep flex poses who have no biceps to speak of.

there's a perfect example in her "gallery".

no bitch, it does not look good, or even cute.
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I know the nature of this type of female porker but why would any man even contemplate marrying this trainwreck to begin with? It should have never even come close to the marital stages of the relationship.

Let's look at the prime warning signs:

All her friends have fatback. Big time lechon primed hog backs. A starving headhunter tribe in the pacific would live for months off this white goddess.

She obviously has a cunty personality and likes social media.

Father is an obvious beta with balding long hair. Trying to recapture the glory 40 years ago from when his life wasn't total shit.

Stupid lavish wedding request. She wants to be a princess. Easy read.
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(12-31-2014 06:11 AM)Nonpareil Wrote:  
(12-31-2014 04:29 AM)StrikeBack Wrote:  
(12-31-2014 03:04 AM)NilNisiOptimum Wrote:  Simple. While the bride may not be a prize pig herself, being flanked by 3-7 proper hogs makes her look good by comparison.

Pity the poor groomsmen who get paired with said hogs and have to pretend to enjoy spending an evening with them.

I got paired with a hog at my best mate's wedding (said hog is the bride's BFF). Half a millisecond after duty was done, I bolted so fast towards a leggy blonde I was eyeing all night that all my mates including the groom burst out laughing.

My god man! The exact same thing happened to me at my good friend's wedding 3 years ago (maybe 4 - I've done a lot of partying and traveling since and so have lost touch with most of my now-married suburbanite former friends).

Me, suited, looking like Don Draper, in top physical form (I was lifting regular then) - paired with the bride's 'good friend' (funny that we all went to university together and I met her not once - bride is from the same city the university was in), who was a blonde who might have been 5'2 but pushed 200...

But it gets worse. If she had a sweet personality I might have been able to stick with her and give her a few dances, but she was one of these judgmental fat girls - and I've come across a few of these before - You know the type; despite being the least-healthy person in the room, she just has to make critical comments about people's habits?

'You smell like smoke, you shouldn't smoke, it's so bad for you!' (after sneaking out for a smoke)

'You shouldn't drink so much!' (after my third glass of champagne, and I can hold my drinks)

'Everyone is talking about you dancing close with the bride's hot 20 year old sister!' (sadly I did not bang)

'You seem a lot more animated and lively just now, did you take something!?' (yeah bitch, me and my best boy (an usher) and another friend snuck into the bathroom a few floors up and did a few bumps, so what?)

I didn't bang anything that night but I didn't care; I was dating a 21 year old dance student and intermittently banging a former coworker and an ex (all of whom were thin and healthy).

==

I applaud this man for his choice; he got out now because after that ring goes on she's only getting fatter and if he wants out it's gonna cost him big. I'd like to see more of this.

Similar situation 5 years back. My friend was getting married to a fat disaster (he's no James Dean himself, looks like Kevin James), and she had the following bridesmaids:

1. Very cute, very petite sweet little 22 year old thing. I think she was single at the time, can't remember.

2. Vaguely cute, very thin 24 year old friend. She could be both cunty and nice sometimes. WB, would not date. Was dating someone.

3. Vaguely cute, very thin 22 year old, nice but mentally unstable. This was the maid of honor. Was dating her high school sweetheart.

4. Gigantic fat disaster, probably had a gravity similar to Europa. Unnecessarily cunty, would not associate in any context. Was single, go figure.

Groomsman:

1. My good buddy, was dating someone, good looking cat. Was the best man.

2. Another buddy of ours, kind of a dick, dating someone.

3. Another buddy, dating someone, generally unremarkable.

4. Me. Single.

Guess who I get paired with? Yeah you guessed, the planet bitch. Not #1 the cute, sweet, other single girl. I got paired with her because "I matched people up by personality" (really just because I was the only single groomsman, and she wanted to placate her fat fuck friend). As you can imagine, this did not sit right. I almost got kicked out of the wedding because me and the best man got drunk one night and tried to convince her to switch me to #1, because #4 "looked like the genie from Aladdin". That didn't sit well with her.

Any way, as soon as the reception started and our duties were over, you never seen a person move faster away from their wedding "pair". I ended up making out with a cousin of the groom, and meeting another cute girl which I eventually fucked.

Girls should never try to play matchmaker, especially at weddings. And especially when the one being matched is the size of a small planet, or a large moon.

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(12-31-2014 03:14 PM)ryanf Wrote:  Girls should never try to play matchmaker, especially at weddings. And especially when the one being matched is the size of a small planet, or a large moon.

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