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http://www.kktv.com/home/headlines/AFFID...64941.html

A married couple allegedly took on the role of “Grinch” this Christmas season and stole Christmas displays from dozens of Colorado Springs families.

Jeremy Lewallen, 18, and his 42-year-old wife Carrie Carley were arrested Dec. 19. Police say they used the displays they swiped to decorate their own yard.

According to the arrest affidavit obtained by 11 News, a neighbor who had his decorations stolen was driving around his neighborhood when he spotted a very familiar looking Christmas display in the suspects’ front yard. Police served a search warrant there and allegedly found, in the words of one of the theft victims, “a decoration graveyard.” Officers said that both the front and back yards of the home were filled with stolen lawn ornaments and Christmas decorations.

The arrest papers say that the couple admitted to stealing about $2,000 worth of decorations. The papers then go on to say that when police asked Lewallen about stealing from families, he “chuckled” and said he didn’t care about who he affected when he stole from others.

The man accused of stealing Christmas from others is still behind bars as of Christmas morning. His wife, however, has bonded out and spoke to 11 News Christmas Eve night. She maintains that her husband acted alone.

“Every morning he’d go out for a walk, at like 2 or 3, and then there was just more stuff in the yard,” Carley said. “I didn’t know exactly where it all came from.”

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There's just so much wrong with this, I'll just start here: What fucking species are these two part of?

HOLY SHIT!!!

Post: #3

And this little piggy went to the market

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Damn. I should have posted in everything else. My bad. Hope mods move it.

Post: #5

Put trigger warning if you're going to attach pictures like that

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I was almost sick, and that's no exaggeration.

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The hell with the decorations. He should be flogged in public and put in stocks for marrying that THING.

Post: #8

Another fucking skinny guy with a landwhale

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He is clearly a psychopath. I'd go as far to suggest both should be forcibly sterilised.

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Her... husband? HER HUSBAND!?

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Ugh.....No I'm going to have to spend 30 minutes browsing the "What do you consider a 10?" thread just to get the hideous face out of my mind.

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I can't tell from the pictures... Which one is the 18 year old man and which one is the 42 year old woman?

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I laughed so hard when I saw this picture hahaha.

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I guess the cradle isn't the only thing that chick robbed.

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Yeah forget the theft part for a minute. What was the fucking story line that united these two?

Post: #16

why you all hatin'? Smoking hot cougar got her self a young stud!
woof,,that's rough.
seriously,,when I was in the Marines, I was shocked at how many skinny fuckers had land whales for a gf. Never understood it.