Post: #26

All boys.

Study abroad mandatory. Options include BKK, Ukraine, and Colombia.

All engineering majors to do a mandatory one month internship in the incel republic of Midland, TX.

School uniform: boots and v necks.

Post: #27

Basic Rules.
-Bullying will not only be tolerated, but encouraged.
-Instead of girls claiming false rape accusations, they will accuse you of not escalating enough, it will be a failure to escalate accusation, which will be investigated and if found guilty, expelled.
-Anyone caught saying the words "I'm sorry", "my bad", or any form of apology will be expelled.

Feel free to add

Post: #28

(12-27-2014 06:41 PM)Kongzilla Wrote:  Basic Rules.
-Bullying will not only be tolerated, but encouraged.
-Instead of girls claiming false rape accusations, they will accuse you of not escalating enough, it will be a failure to escalate accusation, which will be investigated and if found guilty, expelled.
-Anyone caught saying the words "I'm sorry", "my bad", or any form of apology will be expelled.

Feel free to add

I would amend the last statement to allow "mistakes were made". Never with a tacit admission though.

Post: #29

(12-27-2014 07:23 AM)TonySandos Wrote:  Prof. Tengen - Oenology

I am humbled by this nomination.

Prof Cattle Rustler - MILF studies
Prof Excelsior - Aesthetics

Post: #30

Dance Instructor: JayJuanGee
Self-Defense and Martial Arts: Traveler Kai. Department founder Little Dark, martyred after valiantly defending the University against 30 white knight single-handedly.

Post: #31

What type of credentials do I need to get in?

Post: #32

(12-27-2014 09:05 PM)Mentavious Wrote:  What type of credentials do I need to get in?

Couple of suggestions:

1. Start a thread on how guys can save money on flights between different global destinations

2. Post some data about gaming in an underexplored area; Detroit/Royal Oak comes to mind.

Post: #33

Miss Chocolate - cafeteria lady

Post: #34

Campus Psychologist- Rosca is my only nomination

Post: #35

I suggest the board room look something like this.

Post: #36

Reaxxxion would host game nights every Tuesday.

2Wycked teaches psych classes on narcissism.

Days of Broken Arrows runs the journalism school.

Also... I was wondering when someone else would realize Roosh's avatar looks like the guy from "Quest of the Manwhore." Rep point awarded.

Post: #37

Where's the bitches at?

Post: #38

Lizard of Oz - Chief Rape Awareness Officer
sp5 - Professor of Law
WD-40 - Professor of Philosophy
Excelsior, Big Nilla, jariel - Professors of Ass Studies, Excelsior is also professor of GIFs and African Studies
POHammer - Professor of Zoology (zebra department)
Sourcecode - Professor of Zoology (online dating department)
2Wycked, AnonymousBosch - Professors of Psychology
cardguy - ex-Professor of magic, war studies and Tom Cruise studies, tenure was revoked after bringing hookers on campus and repeatedly attacking the Professor of Hypnotism
Tuthmosis, Matt Forney, runsonmagic - Professors of Trolling, Tuth also runs a second course for the zoology department called "identifying trolls in the wild"
Bacchus - Professor of Trolling (OKC department)
deathtofatties - Professor of Trolling (landwhale department), travels the country giving lectures on his initial pioneering work in the field of fat-trolling under the pseudonym "nigel"
delicioustacos - Professor of Online Dating
Giovonny - given the all-male student body of RVF University, Gio is unable to give or attend any lectures as they clash with his work at other universities around the country.
Steve McMahon - Professor of British Humour and has also been gunning for Excelsior's position of Professor of GIFs.
el mechanico - Professor of Mechanics
Aliblahba - Professor of Blackout Game

Roosh - founding patron of the university, although not a professor there. His works are a staple of the classics department, and with the additional money the university brings in every year, he has embarked on a lifelong pilgrimage to find the mythical "poosy paradise".

Little Dark - Chief Disciplinary Officer. Or maybe there's a forest on-campus where he's left to roam free, and students who break the masculine code of honour, or run particularly bad game, are forced to camp there for a night on their own. Sort of like Hogwarts?
IRT - Still on the Hogwarts theme, IRT is a ghost that forever haunts the campus. He has been exorcised many times by Tuthmosis, but always seems to return, and always on the first day of the month.

Edit: like Oxford, RVU is made up of many different colleges, such as Appetizer College and NoFap College. A quirk is that each college has its own set of sports teams.

Post: #39

In all setiousness an all male university that focused on traditional male education, STEM, and studying languages abroad might be a real sucess.

Post: #40

^ With mandatory co-op internships in North Dakota / Alberta or semesters aboad in Latin America and Eastern Europe

Post: #41

Yeah a university which mandated study of a foreign language combined with 1 year minimum study abroad to learn that language, on top of a STEM degree and some electives in Classics would be an amazing university.

Post: #42

1 year? Make it mandatory 2 years of study abroad in either russia, ukraine, or some other EE locale.

Post: #43

Roosh - Professor Emeritus and university president

BeyondBorders - Chair of the literature department
Speakeasy - Professor of political science

There should probably be a statue of Patrice Oneal in the quad with the pimp's prayer inscribed at the bottom.



School mascot? The lizard.

Post: #44

It would be nice to spend a semester in Canada and another somewhere in Eastern Europe. The RVFU should also offer lessons in rock music.

Post: #45

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Post: #46

Bump. I love this thread.

-Exchange programs only to South America, SEA, EE and a few traditional western countries sprinkled in.
-'Dropping a datasheet' accounts for 10% of your exchange year's credit.

Kaotic- Professor of 'Tinder Game' department and 'Spinning the hamster' department.

Post: #47

Professor Samseau will teach us about the philosophy of great writers of the past like Pook and Solomon II

Post: #48

This thread needs reviving!

(12-27-2014 09:05 PM)Mentavious Wrote:  What type of credentials do I need to get in?

Maybe there would be an entrance exam?





What kind of questions would be on the test? Would prospective students have to go out day gaming to earn their place?