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Who gets the coveted professorships?

Distinguished Professor of Detecting Trolls: Tuthmosis. Also, teaches classes in "Why The 1-10 Scale Is Academically Untenable," and "Best First Date Recipes." I hear the final for the latter course refuses to allow appetizers to be mentioned.

Distinguished Professor of Humor: el mechanico. What more needs to be said?

Distinguished Professor of History: Quintus Curtius. Resident scholar on history and philosophy. And the author of the best ROK article to this date: Hatred Is A Poison.

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Health Sciences and Nutrition Dept.:

Prof. Tengen - Oenology
Prof. Veloce -Culinary Arts electives

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I would transfer there in a heartbeat

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Philosophy dept Chair - Scorpion

Physical Education - Fisto

Economics - Aaron Cleary

Professor Emeritus at RVFU Ass University - Big Nilla

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Gender Studies and Sexual Tolerance - Scorpion
Political sciences - Jimukr104
Martial Arts- Little Dark
Rector- Roosh
Human Anatomy- Kamikaze

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(12-27-2014 08:03 AM)NovaVirtu Wrote:  Economics - Aaron Cleary

I took Clarey's Stocks, Bonds, and Investing online course earlier this year. Great overview for someone like me who knew next to nothing about the stock market or investing.

I can imagine a class centered on Bachelor Pad Economics and another on the financial crisis.

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Self-defense- Little Dark
Night game- Little Dark
Day game- Little Dark
Handling white-knights- Little Dark

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Somewhere, Sabrina Rubin Erdely's head just exploded.

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Professor of Women's Studies - Course Not Offered
Professor of Studying Women - Giovonny

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Our team mascot would be the hamster of course.

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Unfortunately, there would be a WHOLE lot of this as well...

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RVFU class of 1984.

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Prof Mike CF: Practical applications of rough sex

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El Mech- Trades Professor.

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Metalshop Instructor - El Mech
ROTC - Ali B

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Physical education and weightlifting would be mandatory classes of at least 90 minutes each. You wouldn't get your degree without earning B+ or better in these courses.

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I immediately got a vision of what a classroom would look like thinking back to a rock video out of my long-lost youth:

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Chancellor of RVFU:

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RVF University would only have engineering, business and trade schools and respectable philosophy and foreign languages departments

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Class is in session:

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Just one class a week for suitably hot and vetted females. Cookery & Nutrition, co-led by thedude (is it Veloce now? I can't keep up) and Juan Jay Gee

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You know what guys, I don't want to take on a high position in the university because I feel there are many more brighter minds out there than myself. I would prefer a more lowly position that doesn't interfere with the difficult operation of the school.

Therefore I accept the humble position of cheerleader coach.

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(12-27-2014 04:30 PM)Roosh Wrote:  You know what guys, I don't want to take on a high position in the university because I feel there are many more brighter minds out there than myself. I would prefer a more lowly position that doesn't interfere with the difficult operation of the school.

Therefore I accept the humble position of cheerleader coach.

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(12-27-2014 05:14 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

(12-27-2014 04:30 PM)Roosh Wrote:  You know what guys, I don't want to take on a high position in the university because I feel there are many more brighter minds out there than myself. I would prefer a more lowly position that doesn't interfere with the difficult operation of the school.

Therefore I accept the humble position of cheerleader coach.

Speakeasy for the win