Post: #1

I knew it was only a matter of time, given the number of gender freaks and Tumblr feminists on the website, but OKCupid has added a series of brave-new-world "gender categories" for self-indentification, after holding out for years with a simplified system based in reality (gay, straight, bi-sexual).

Over the years, I've seen dozens of shaved-head Mad Max extras furiously complaining about being "restricted" in their profiles, and it seems like the pussies who run OKC have finally relented.

To paraphrase a famous comedian, you're either amenable to sucking dick or you're not.

   

Post: #2

Holy hell. On the plus side weeding out the crazies just got even easier.

Post: #3

Great. Now the freaks will self-select themselves out my search criteria.

Post: #4

Evidently this is a limited roll-out. My fake profile (female) has the option, but my real one (male) doesn't.

Very suspicious.

Another story on this. Excerpt:

Quote:Jamie Flez, who identifies as fluid agender and uses the pronoun “they,” said they were discouraged from using the site for the same reason. “This is the number one reason I disabled my account,” they said in a Facebook message. “It’s frustrating looking at my profile each time I log in and seeing that I’m a ‘man.’ according to OkCupid.”

Probably had a free account to begin with. If I were OKCupid, I'd make these extra identifiers part of the upgraded pay account.

Post: #5

Wait - holy hell - does "Demisexual" mean "God-sexual?" Like you only fuck with other gods?



Cause that'd be awesome.

Edit: Actual definition:

Quote:Demisexuals are characterized by a lack of sexual attraction toward any person unless they become deeply emotionally or romantically connected with a specific person or persons. The level of connection it takes for sexual desire to form is dependent on how close the relationship is rather than initial attraction. It is an orientation that is not chosen.

So apparently wanting an emotional connection before sex is now an orientation.

Post: #6

(11-29-2014 09:12 PM)runsonmagic Wrote:  Wait - holy hell - does "Demisexual" mean "God-sexual?" Like you only fuck with other gods?



Cause that'd be awesome.

Edit: Actual definition:

Quote:Demisexuals are characterized by a lack of sexual attraction toward any person unless they become deeply emotionally or romantically connected with a specific person or persons. The level of connection it takes for sexual desire to form is dependent on how close the relationship is rather than initial attraction. It is an orientation that is not chosen.

So apparently wanting an emotional connection before sex is now an orientation.

I like the way this sounds. For sex alone my standards are pretty loose but in order to be "in a relationship" with a woman I think I need that deeper level of emotional connection. Interesting.

Post: #7

Well this might actually be a good thing because it sorts out the crazies from the regular girls.

Regular girls will just say their Straight (or sometimes bisexual). Although the tattooed crazy freaks you don't want to mess with will describe themselves as everything else.

Great filtering mechanism in actuality!

Post: #8

(11-29-2014 09:18 PM)monster Wrote:  Well this might actually be a good thing because it sorts out the crazies from the regular girls.

Regular girls will just say their Straight (or sometimes bisexual). Although the tattooed crazy freaks you don't want to mess with will describe themselves as everything else.

Great filtering mechanism in actuality!

Maybe some guys want to mess with the freaks. Not everyone is looking for a LTR.

Post: #9

Demisexual? Heteroflexible? Homoflexible? Pansexual? Sapiosexual?
What the hell do these mean?

This is getting way out of hand!

Post: #10

(11-29-2014 09:20 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  Maybe some guys want to mess with the freaks. Not everyone is looking for a LTR.

Haha, well there you go - the same still applies.

If you want to fuck with the freaks then you still have an easy way to identify them: just look up pan, trans, demi, whatever sexual. Haha.

Post: #11

(11-29-2014 08:53 PM)Gorgiass Wrote:  Holy hell. On the plus side weeding out the crazies just got even easier.

They are all crazy.

Post: #12

(11-29-2014 09:20 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  Maybe some guys want to mess with the freaks. Not everyone is looking for a LTR.

I don't think a bitch having one of these labels will make anything more likely, except maybe catching a false rape-charge.

Post: #13

Just another cobblestone paving the road that is taking us all straight to Hades.

Post: #14

What the fuck.

Who makes up this shit. And how is pansexual different than bisexual? Is that just a trendy hipster way of saying you will fuck anything.

Homoflexible? Is that a guy that prefers guys but will take anything, or a fag that does yoga?

Post: #15

Quote:Demisexuals are characterized by a lack of sexual attraction toward any person unless they become deeply emotionally or romantically connected with a specific person or persons. The level of connection it takes for sexual desire to form is dependent on how close the relationship is rather than initial attraction. It is an orientation that is not chosen.

Sounds like a great way for a woman to extract attention and resources from a man without being expected to ever put out.

Post: #16

Wait, so what's the difference between gay and queer? No need to answer, I don't really care, just wanted to point out how stupid this is.

On a related note, the term 'cisgender' offends me. It is a sneaky way of normalizing transgenderism by creating a term to parallel it. I wish no harm to transgenders, but it's a mental illness that should be treated, not something that should be equated with being normal.

Anyway, it's just another way for stupid feminists and hipsters to make themselves more 'quirky' and thus in their minds, more attractive. They've bought the feminist lie that these personality traits will make them more attractive to men. Listening to us would get them much farther:

Don't be fat
Be feminine
Don't be a cunt

Instead, it's "I'm a body positive, plus size, demipansexualqueer. Doesn't my short, purple hair make me interesting? Now where's my attractive business guy?"

Post: #17

(11-29-2014 09:36 PM)Vacancier Permanent Wrote:  Demisexual? Heteroflexible? Homoflexible? Pansexual? Sapiosexual?
What the hell do these mean?

This is getting way out of hand!

Pansexual is how the crazies say bisexual. I'd stay away from that one.

Sapiosexual means they are attracted to intelligence, but what they really mean is they are attracted to people who agree with them on all their ridiculous beliefs.

People put way to much thought into this. The only options should be "I have a penis/vagina" and I am looking for a "penis/vagina/both".

Post: #18

We need to come up with our own vocabulary for "gender identities" for regular men:

Assmanoflexible: You're an ass-man, but you sometimes will flip temporarily to tit-man for a juicy set of titties.

Titmanoflexible: Same shit as above, but reverse ass and titties.

Rawdogisexual: You have a strong preference for raw-dogging, despite whatever risks.

Panpussial: Will bang anything with a (real) pussy.

Fluid Prosexual: Love busting your nut on bitches' faces, titties, or the small of their backs.

No Questioning: You have killer instinct and push for bangs on the first date.

Post: #19

(11-29-2014 11:48 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  We need to come up with our own vocabulary for "gender identities" for regular men:

Sometimes when a girl says "but I want to get to knnnnooooowwwww you better first" I'll reply, "I'm sorry, but I'm only attracted to women I don't know that well." Call it Strangersexual.

Strangersexual: You have a strong preference for having sex with women you don't know that well, and prefer not to get to know them.

Post: #20

(11-29-2014 11:48 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  We need to come up with our own vocabulary for "gender identities" for regular men:

Haha, you should use Latin to make it legit. Maybe OkCupid will add them. Here are a few more.

tenuis-sexual: Derived from Latin, this means I'm only attracted to thin girls. It can't be helped.

flaviasexual: Also Latin this means I'm only attracted to blondes.

I'd also say I'm the opposite of a Sapiosexual, I'm not sure what that'd be called.

Post: #21

So, I only meet the ones that I identify as straight. Every single other orientation is cannon fodder.

Post: #22

In 20 years we will be having people asking what hwterosexual means

Post: #23

They left out FacialAbuser.

I'm complaining.

Post: #24

OKCupid also changed its rating system. Instead of getting to rate people on a 1 to 5 scale, now you just get to click a star to "like."

I assume they did this to appease women who got low ratings. If men complained, they'd have probably doubled down on the system and encouraged women to "name and shame" or something like that.

   

Post: #25

(11-30-2014 12:43 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  OKCupid also changed its rating system. Instead of getting to rate people on a 1 to 5 scale, now you just get to click a star to "like."

Yeah that change really pissed me off. I was fond of hitting arrogant, pain-in-the-ass, or feminist bitches with a 1-star and "hide" in rapid succession. I'm pretty sure I played a role in getting that policy changed. I did that to a lot of bitches. I was making up for every thirsty motherfucker giving 5 stars out like candy and gassing these bitches up.

Even not responding to my message was grounds for a 1-star rating. What's a less attractive trait than not liking me?

Short hair? 1 star.
Finger mustache? 1 star.
Picture at Machu Picchu? 1 star.
Picture "straightening" the Leaning Tower of Pisa or "lifting" the pyramids at Giza? 1 star.
Trying to SIF me? 1 star.
Cats in your picture? 1 star.
Weird hair color? 1 star.
Too slutty? 1 star.
Too prudish? 1 star.
Too old? 1 star.
Too basic? 1 star.
Using the word "bro" or "dude" in your profile? 1 star.
Uncreatively quoting TV shows or movies? 1 star.
Only "looking for friends"? 1 star.
Have the word "feminist," "gender," "intersectionality" in your profile? 1 star.
Oh, you went sky-diving? 1 star.
You had all group pics, so I had to do work to figure out which one is you? 1 star.
You have fat friends? 1 star.
There are too many dudes in your pictures? 1 star.
You make too many demands of men? 1 star.
You didn't bother to write very much in your profile? 1 star.
You list your "iPhone" as one of the things you can't do without? 1 star.
You're holding an iPhone in any of your pictures? 1 star.
Your pictures look professionally done? 1 star.
You tell me what to say, or not say, in my opening message? 1 star.
You're petting or feeding real-life tigers? 1 star.
You're hugging little African kids? 1 star.
You haven't logged into your account recently? 1 star.
You seem to always be online? 1 star.
You tell me about how you've tried this before and failed? 1 star.
I've seen you around the website for way too many months in a row? 1 star.
Your profile is too autobiographical? 1 star.
Your profile tries too hard to be "quirky"? 1 star.
Your pictures are obvious attention-whoring ploys? 1 star.
Your pictures don't give me enough information? 1 star.
Your picture resolution sucks? 1 star.
All your pictures are at different hair lengths, making your current haircut ambiguous? 1 star.
You did one of those Color Runs with your other fat friends? 1 star.
Too small an age-range for what you're looking for? 1 star.
Too large an age-range for what you're looking for (slutty)? 1 star.
Talking about sarcasm as if that's a good trait? 1 star.
Stuffing your face in your pictures? 1 star.
Talking about how important your kids are to your life? 1 star.
Telling me I need to be at least a certain height to message you? 1 star.
Telling me I should have a beard to message you? 1 star.
Telling me I should have a certain set of political beliefs to message you? 1 star.
Telling me too much about yourself so my standard questions are already answered? 1 star.
Not telling me enough in your profile so I don't have anything to go on? 1 star.
Having the suffix "saurus" or "taco" in your username? 1 star.
Having your real first name in your username? 1 star.
Saying you're looking for someone to show you the city? I ain't your tour guide. 1 star.
Telling me about how important the Lord Jesus Christ is in your life? 1 star.
Telling me you're "420 friendly" in your profile? 1 star.
Having a gummy smile? 1 star.
Being a 7 but acting like you're a 9? 1 star.
Telling me you're a "nerd" or "awkward"? 1 star.
Telling me you're not looking for a hookup? 1 star.
Having your punk-ass out-of-shape boyfriend with you "looking for a third"? 1 star.
Talking about your "boobs" being the first thing people notice about you even though you're hella fat? 1 star.
Referring to yourself as a "young professional" without a tinge of irony? 1 star.
Having a pretty face, but then a fat, dumpy body? 1 star.
Having nice-ass body but then a busted-up face? 1 star.
Being an Asian girl and obviously just hunting for white dick? 1 star.
Being a lighter-skinned Latina and pretending to be as white as possible? 1 star.
Being a bland American white girl and acting like that semester abroad made you international? 1 star.
Talking about how I should consider the arbitrary "match percentage" before messaging you? 1 star.
Telling me "chivalry isn't dead"? 1 star.
Mentioning "negging" or "PUAs" in your profile in a derisive way? 1 star.
Telling me what dates to take you on? 1 star.
Telling me you're "laid back" or "independent"? 1 star.
Liking some local restaurant that is, in fact, shitty at best? 1 star.
Talking about how "busy" you are, as if you're Oprah and Hillary Clinton combined, when in reality you work at a frame store? 1 star.
Telling me how difficult it is to summarize yourself? 1 star.
Having your mom in your picture and having her be unattractive? 1 star.
Having pictures of you as a bridesmaid, reminding me of the unpleasant reality that you're approaching the wall? 1 star.
Being a former carousel rider and trying to change your ways on my time? 1 star.