RE: Vegas Data Sheet
Looks like the Vegas DS hasn't been updated for a while, here's a quick update.
- Blue Martini: Saturday 11-1AM. It was packed with mostly cougars. Chatted up a mother/daughter team at BM, turns out the daughter's dating the bartender. Bartender says Wed-Thu usually draws younger crowds. Almost got digits off a 40yr old that looks like Jen Aniston, but cockblocked by her niece, had to give her my # instead, but didn't get anywhere. Around $11-$15 for drinks. Park valet and you get a coupon for a free drink up to $16 along with discounts to other restaurants/bars.
- Coconuts in Town Square (Across from Blue Martini): Was at Blue Martini first until 1AM, and damn this place rocks. They heavily advertised specials for ladies, so this place had pretty close to 1:1 ratio. Mostly in groups though. I did about 10 approaches but only got a couple dances and nothing else. It's more of a club atmosphere with loud house/hip hop/pseudo latin music, so dancing game should work better since I had to yell every time I approach. Both BM and Coco are almost 100% local crowd.
- Chateau @ Paris: Was there Tuesday, came in early at 11pm. I name dropped so got to skip the line and cover. Had a Candy Shop theme on the outdoor (3rd) dance floor, you can get candies, snow cones, cotton candies, etc. Pretty cool, except that I hate sugar. G would hate it since even though it's outdoor you can only smoke in designated areas. Outdoor floor plays mostly house (or EDC as the young'uns call it these days.. it's still techno dammit). Decent ratio early on, maybe 2-1. Mix of 5-8s. Lots of the higher end ones are at tables with guys though. Music's not too loud near the bars, you can actually spit game without yelling. Drinks are overpriced of course, about $11-$15 on average. Mostly abercrombie looking crowd, a few douchebags, and lots of sloppily dressed people at the tables. Also there were a few suited down guys with pocket squares, but they weren't doing any swooping.
2nd floor plays hip-hop, mostly AA crowd. Closer to 1-1 ratio but only 6s at best. Got approached by a 4 at the bar on the 2nd floor. She asked if I wanna buy her a drink. Part of me wanted to say, "For this to go anywhere, you'd have to be the one buying me drinks - and I'll need at least 4 tequila shots". Instead I politely smiled and turned away to chat with 2 girls on the other side. I was rolling solo and didn't feel like getting punched in the face.
Story of the night - and now I know why a lot of people don't think too highly of Aussie guys:
I hung out at both bars where the main traffic is - maybe about 15-20 minutes in each bar. Only got one approach in. I decided to hustle a table. Looked around, and the only obvious target is a small table with 4 guys and no girls, and they're just sitting there. I came up to them, introduced myself, and turns out they're from OZ. They were here for a bachelor party. So I asked them, if I bring you girls, can you keep the alcohol flowing? They said sure no problem bring them. I hit the dance floor, and saw 4 girls, dancing without drinks. Decent group, 2 6s, a 6.5 and a solid 7. Threw in my patented line for non drinkers: "Hi, are you guys from Utah?" They were like, what?
"Well you're not drinking.. and only Utah girls club without drinking". Turns out they're from Uruguay, so the line was a total miss, but I pulled them off the floor regardless. Say all you want about bottle service, but if you can afford it, you won't have to work as hard.
I brought them to the table and introduced them to my OZ "friends". 2 of them started chatting, one didn't get up, another one just stood there like a dumbass. One of the OZ that was up and chatting zeroed in on the 7. Which was fine, the 6.5 was the friendliest one, so I was on that. I told the 2 guys that were being passive, "Hey, if you're not gonna do anything, at least be a gentleman and make the ladies some drinks.". One of them just said, "They got hands mate they can pour their own drinks". Not sure if he was being alpha or retarded, since the girls weren't going near the bottle on their own. So I mixed some OJ vodka for the girls, I still have my drink so I didn't pour myself any.
After chatting about 8-10 mins, one of the security guard approached me. He was cool and respectful because he knew I knew his boss, but he said I need to move because one of the guys at the table doesn't want me there. So I turned around, and told the girls, "Hey let's go back and dance". 2 of them wanted to stay because they were talking to the guys, but my 6.5 pulled them away and we all went to the floor. The look on the OZ guys' faces were just precious.
I ended up dancing with the 4 girls for the next half an hour or so. Major social boost since I'm just average looking. Had guys on the side looking at us with WTF looks on their faces. Oddly only 1 or 2 got the guts to approach our group, the rest just stood there. I got pounds and high fives from random guys when I went to the bar to refill my drink.
Conversation with the 6.5 was tough between my non-existent Spanish, her limited English and the loud music, so I had to settle for minor kino. I couldn't separate her from her friends (trip invitation to the bar didn't work), and with only one drink, it doesn't look like she was comfortable doing anything more. 2 of the OZ guys were standing in the sidelines just watching us. One of them came up to 6.5 and started talking in her ear. She looks uncomfortable after that and I could feel the mood changing. Meanwhile, when I was dancing with them there was another girl basically eyefucking me while she was dancing on the other side, and I moved to dance with her instead. The 4 girls left the floor shortly after.
The new girl was halfway hammered, and she introduced me to another girl. Turns out they just met. The girl I was dancing with just got married.. and guess what.. Australian. The other girl is from LA, asked me personal questions right off the bat. She looks like high 30s, 6 at best, but what the hell. As we were dancing, a guy came over. Turns out he was the husband. Could pass for one of those guys they put outside A&F stores, and was pretty cool, or so I thought. Didn't mind me groping his new wife at all. Until his wife dropped a bomb: "Hey you ever had a threesome?" I said, "No, but I'd try anything at least once." Then I looked at LA girl, and told her, "Hey she's looking for a threesome, what do you think?". She said, "Well I'm sure her hubby wants in, it's gonna be a 4some". I was like, SCORE!
Then the hubby out of nowhere came up from behind me and started grinding while I was still dancing with LA girl. I thought he was just fucking with me but he was seriously grinding! I asked the wife, what's wrong with your hubby? I think he's totally smashed. She said, "No, he has bi tendencies". Oh shit. Not the 3some I had in mind. LA girl heard it and was a bit weirded out. Not a few minutes later he came up behind me again and started grabbing and rubbing my chest, with his head on my shoulder. LA girl freaked out and bolted. I pushed him away and damn near punched him in the face, but the wife grabbed me and started dancing with me. I told him that wasn't cool, and he left the floor to go to the bar. Once he left, the wife got closer and started kissing me, but I was still a lil freaked out. I left after about 15-20 mins and went back to the bar. My game was mediocre to begin with, but the whole episode just made it worse.
Tried a few more approaches, nothing stuck. By 3am the ratio was closer to 7-1 or worse, and the leftovers were just atrocious, so I decided to check the 2nd floor. Not much better. That's when I got approached by the 4. I decided to check 3rd floor one more time before I left. OZ guys, now only 3 of them, actually got some leftovers. Cutest one was probably a 5. the other 2 were heavy hitters so to speak. Served the fuckers right.
I went outside to check the casino bars. Mostly dead, to be expected on a Tuesday at 3AMish. Thought about going to the Rhino since I was somewhat suited down (Calvin Kleins - Sorry G no scratch for Brionis yet), but decided to just save my energy for the weekend.
So there ya go. Some local perspective. I'll do a DS on the college bars next, back when I was going to UNLV those places were goldmines. The way Vegas clubs are these days it's actually cheaper and easier to just get hookers, even if you can bypass the lines and skip the cover.
The True Gentleman
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