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RE: Stupid lies girls have told you.
(11-26-2014 10:06 AM)Dantes Wrote:  I never do this

It's been six months since I had sex.

I've been sick all week.

I just saw your text

My phone died

All of these are incredibly typical, especially the last 3.
11-26-2014 01:20 PM
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RE: Stupid lies girls have told you.
all recent

we were supposed to go to a show at 10 pm girl told me her mom was sick at 9 pm on a saturday she was going to go visit her
girl told me you're the first guy i ever met from pof
girl told me you're the first guy i ever met from tinder
11-26-2014 01:42 PM
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RE: Stupid lies girls have told you.
"I'm not this kind of girl"

"I usually don't stuff like this"

"I don't feel well"

"I have a headache"
11-26-2014 03:31 PM
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RE: Stupid lies girls have told you.
How about the lies of omission - like finding out the next morning that she's married.

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11-26-2014 04:23 PM
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RE: Stupid lies girls have told you.
How about this, I've heard it a bunch before, and even have been naive and dumb enough to believe it on multiple occasions.

"I've changed so much since ___" or "I've grown so much as a person..."

Yeah right bitch. I'm now convinced the saying "you can't teach an old dog new tricks" was meant for women who try to act like they've changed, when in reality they're just lying through their teeth.

Sure, I want to believe that everyone can change, including women, but men are more capable and willing to evolve and grow, while women are less likely to change from the person they become in their twenties.
11-26-2014 09:10 PM
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(11-26-2014 04:23 PM)SlickyBoy Wrote:  How about the lies of omission - like finding out the next morning that she's married.

...or has a kid.

You're creeping out the bedroom and stepping on Hotwheels and toy cranes around the main hallway...making a shit ton of noise while ruining your chances of making a quiet escape before she's fully out of bed.
11-29-2014 08:09 PM
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'I couldn't call, man if you just knew how busy I was' Dodgy
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11-29-2014 08:14 PM
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I have been dating others, but you're the only one I've been "physical" with.

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11-29-2014 09:19 PM
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(11-23-2014 02:19 PM)Pride male Wrote:  I banged a 31 year old woman that I met through a mutual friend. Some text game a few drinks and I got the bang. Pussy was so tight it was a mission to penetrate her. After the bang she told me she had not had sex in 6 years! Yeah right, with the way she drinks.

Who lies more men or women? I dont know but I think women are worse liars. Any ridiculous lies girls have told you?

99% when their mouth is open a lie is coming out of it.
11-29-2014 09:54 PM
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RE: Stupid lies girls have told you.
"I have a boyfriend."
11-30-2014 04:50 AM
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Just from tonight.

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11-30-2014 05:18 AM
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Any variation of "I'm so busy".

Bitch, you work at the mall.
11-30-2014 06:11 AM
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Girls aren't busy. They're bored. Always remember this. I immediately cut it off.

Everytime I had a girl say to me; "I've never had a guy back like this" or "I haven't done this before" is her seeking reassurance. You know for sure to use a condom on these types.

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11-30-2014 02:37 PM
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(11-29-2014 09:19 PM)robreke Wrote:  I have been dating others, but you're the only one I've been "physical" with.

I'm shocked by how often girls tell this blatant lie and how often guys will believe this shit. In the past when I was completely naive I fell for this shit a couple times, but really there is no way to believe the modern American woman will just be "dating" guys without being "physical" with them. A friend of mine who is as blue pill as can be, is getting cuckolded by his girlfriend who moved from Cali to Nashville, TN, she claims that she goes out on dates with guys, but the most she's ever done is "make out" with a couple of them. My buddy flies out there once every 2 months for a week, and quote get's wild "nympho sex" from her, I tried to break it down to him, but she's got his mind so warped that it falls on deaf ears. Not to mention the classic old "don't shoot the messenger", I end up being the bad guy when I try to kick the truth to him.

I'm sorry, but no hot chick who is a wild nymph is going to forgo sex for 2 months and only cuddle and make out with other dudes on dates. I've been called "purple pill" by guys on the forum, which may be true, but I'm shocked by how so many guys will refuse taking the red pill, even when you try to cram it down their throats.
11-30-2014 05:14 PM
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there is not enough disk space on this server for me to list the bullshit i have been told over the last 25 years.

" i have never done this before" has to be up there though
11-30-2014 05:27 PM
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What's scary is the calibre of the lies - I mean I've had a lot of women say pretty much all that has been said on this thread, what stuns me stupid is how:

A) THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE THEIR OWN SHIT
B) THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE YOU BELIEVE THEIR OWN SHIT
C) Any one with half a brain not going gaga over pussy can punch more holes in their story than Swiss cheese or the back wall of a firing squad's practice area without breaking a sweat.
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Stupid lies girls have told you.
"Your dicks not THAT big"

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Most of the time if you simply interpret what a woman says as if she were saying "I feel like..." then you can believe it. That's why they're able to believe their own shit - in the moment it feels real to them. As others have pointed out, what they choose to divulge out of the blue is very telling. If a girl just blurts out something like, "You're the only guy I've slept with in the past year", you can bet your ass she's thinking about the guy she slept with last week and how it doesn't feel like it counts anymore.
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(11-30-2014 06:21 PM)Ensam Wrote:  Most of the time if you simply interpret what a woman says as if she were saying "I feel like..." then you can believe it. That's why they're able to believe their own shit - in the moment it feels real to them. As others have pointed out, what they choose to divulge out of the blue is very telling. If a girl just blurts out something like, "You're the only guy I've slept with in the past year", you can bet your ass she's thinking about the guy she slept with last week and how it doesn't feel like it counts anymore.

The hamster mind fairly boggles methinks. Which makes it all the more exhausting to listen to; you can't call them on it and expect them to either understand or appreciate. What idiot thought that playing friends with these types of women was a good idea????
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Do you guys ever call them out on their lie or do you just let it go?

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"I've never told a man that I was raped, so quickly before"
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50/50 - calling them on their shit doesn't give the same satisfaction; half the time they won't get it no matter how clear, and they will still argue that you're wrong.
12-01-2014 06:20 AM
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"I'm not sleeping with you tonight."

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"Your dick is so big"
12-01-2014 11:05 AM
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(12-01-2014 06:02 AM)The Reactionary Tree Wrote:  Do you guys ever call them out on their lie or do you just let it go?

Unless you're in a serious relationship or a LTR.

It's not worth it, listen, don't respond/ignore, or say k or cool.

Move on, get the bang.

You can't argue rationally with a girl whose spewing BS out.

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