Post: #301

(01-17-2016 04:56 PM)nek Wrote:  

(01-16-2016 03:43 AM)ComebackKid Wrote:  I managed to obtain some footage of Little Dark in action.

What is this? I must know.

I was wondering the same thing.

He reminds me of this other potential Little Dark reveal though.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #302

Maybe he did get in a fight with a group but people were talking sh*t but only a few attacked. He might have taken damage in the face and the back of the head. It seems unlikely a lot of people attacked.

Post: #303

(01-18-2016 10:35 AM)avantgarde Wrote:  Maybe he did get in a fight with a group but people were talking sh*t but only a few attacked. He might have taken damage in the face and the back of the head. It seems unlikely a lot of people attacked.

This is Little Dark that we are talking about. Wouldn't have mattered how many people attacked.

Post: #304

(01-18-2016 10:35 AM)avantgarde Wrote:  Maybe he did get in a fight with a group but people were talking sh*t but only a few attacked. He might have taken damage in the face and the back of the head. It seems unlikely a lot of people attacked.

Seem like you don't know LD !!

My life ain't shit compared to his adventures !

Post: #305

Animal Planet was on the scene, Littledark battles 6 lionesses.




Littledark is a Honey Badger. The comments prove my point.

Post: #306

(01-18-2016 09:53 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

(01-17-2016 04:56 PM)nek Wrote:  

(01-16-2016 03:43 AM)ComebackKid Wrote:  I managed to obtain some footage of Little Dark in action.

What is this? I must know.

I was wondering the same thing.

He reminds me of this other potential Little Dark reveal though.

I don't think the first 2 gifs are authentic. The guy's little but not dark.

The guy in the last video is both.

Post: #307

Delete

Post: #308

Genius theory Beast! You have unearthed the real reason for Little Darks ability to take on 30 men at once.

" The Beast1 said; Animal Planet was on the scene, Littledark battles 6 lionesses. Littledark is a Honey Badger. The comments prove my point."

Little Dark's secret is that he bases his fighting style on the Honey Badger. In other words HE ALWAYS GOES STRAIGHT FOR THE TESTICLES.

Well the fight certainly didn't go in the direction the Lionesses were hoping for and note the total absence of 30 white male Lions white knighting for the Lionesses. They wanted to keep their balls.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/honey...te-3426051

Little Dark was careful to omit the reason that he was able frighten away 30 men. So as not to give away the secret of his fighting skill. Because, like the Honey Badger, Little a Dark does not mess about HE GOES STRAIGHT FOR THE TESTES. This also explains why the honey badgers in the video had a hard time seeing off the Lionesses, NO BALLS TO ATTACK.

And also why Little Dark was shoved around by a woman in the the night club. Again, NO BALLS TO ATTACK. We have discovered Little Dark's only chink in his armour. He is vulnerable to attack by women and unuchs.

So gentlemen, if you value your balls the advice is - DO NOT APPROACH A HONEY BADGER, or LITTLE DARK. Get a woman to do it for you.

I stand by my analysis.

Post: #309

Post: #310

Guys I found out who Little Dark is:

Post: #311

In 60 years he will be chasing after Death, and telling her to go home.

Post: #312

Rare actual footage of Little Dark against white knights.

Post: #313

Heard the news ?

Diciples of little Dark are striking all around the world

Post: #314

Reading the initial post back, it wasn't that far-fetched. he said most of them were too pussy to really do anything. I think he was unfairly banned

Free little dark!

Post: #315

(02-19-2016 07:12 AM)kiwi12 Wrote:  Rare actual footage of Little Dark against white knights.

Those guys are actually Hindus. Little Dark just killed a load of peace loving Hindu zombies. The Nazi swastika is the other way round : http://www.elitereaders.com/the-unknown-...oQ9QEIGTAA

Post: #316

(12-16-2015 01:58 PM)Mentavious Wrote:  Video of Little Dark making a comeback (hes in the black shirt)

o_O

Post: #317

(11-15-2014 08:56 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

(11-15-2014 08:48 AM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  If they were hitting you in the back of the head how did you get two black eyes?

That's easy. Homeboy's got eyes in the back of his head.

Post: #318

It warms the cockles and sub-cockles of my heart to see this get bumped.

With any luck, the bump will take this thread in the direction we are all hoping for.

Post: #319

Is that your analysis?

Post: #320

Do you stand by it ?

Post: #321

Now I finally understand the wonders of Little Dark.

Post: #322

^ That statement alone proves you do not.

Post: #323

all the 30 WKs didn't manage to grab LD, as the dance floor is dark, that provided camouflage to LD. anyway LD is true legend troller

Post: #324

He wasn't a troll, but a god. We couldn't handle his countenance, thus his banishment is for the sake of our feeble mortality.

Post: #325

(11-15-2014 11:54 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  This story is clearly fake but for the record, you can get black eyes from being hit in the back of the head

That's true; the one time I got a black eye was when I was walking down a stairwell in middle school and this guy I'd been arguing with suddenly pushed me from behind. My face must have hit one of the stairs or the banister or something. (He got out of trouble by telling the principal, "I tripped over my shoelace and put my hands out to catch myself and he just happened to be right in front of me.")