Post: #251

(12-16-2015 06:00 AM)Tex Wrote:  You fools. He has moved on. Unbanning him will not bring him back. He is gone forever, until the day He decides to return.

Indeed, He banned Himself.

"Yes, I would just like to say I'm sailing with the rock, and I'll be back, like Independence Day, with Jesus. June 6, like the movie. Big mother ship and all, I'll be back, I'll be back."

Made me think of this scene in LOTR.

Post: #252

Isn't that comeback video staged?

Post: #253

Little Dark was a beautiful, tortured soul who fit more love, pain and tragedy into his short existence than any of us will experience in a lifetime.

Post: #254

Little Dark, like Jesus, is greater and exalted above all in one important respect:

And all the women of the world, who had basked in the glory and ecstasy of the Great Coming of LITTLE DARK, they were yet again amazed. For lo! LITTLE DARK prepared himself, and it was as if all the waters of the world were stopped up behind a great dam, and bursting forth his glory rained down upon the world, and verily it was said that the Second Coming of LITTLE DARK was greater than the First.

Post: #255

This thread is apparently the gift that keeps on giving, the whole year through.

Post: #256

I am proposing the veneration of Little Dark as a Martyr of Neo-Maculinity along with Saint status.

St. Little Darkus Day shall henceforth be celebrated on the 15th of November of each year.

On that day, every forum member shall honor our patron Saint through one or more of the following activities.

- Locate a cheeky bitch and shove her
- Find a white knight and beat him up
- Chase him down and tell him to "go home"
- Hope the above results go in the direction we hope for.

Post: #257

Someone needs to carve a little dark statue out of marble.

Post: #258

(12-20-2015 08:59 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  Someone needs to carve a little dark statue out of marble.

I was about to suggest commemorative Little Dark toilet paper, but then I realised Little Dark takes no shit from anybody.

Post: #259

A marble statue cannot capture little dark's greatness and immense hatred for all things white knight.

No little dark requires something bigger. Something better. Something even more grand.

Little dark needs a statue like the Statue of Zeus at Olympia with its own temple. It will be one of the new 7 wonders of the world. Only RVF members with 5+ rep points will be allowed access to the Statue. The member who has the most rep points will serve as the little dark pope who can speak directly to little dark and show his way. All members with 50+ reps will be monks to the temple.

When members go to visit the statue they must pray to it saying "go home." Once a year members must sacrifice 1cheeky bitch and 30 white knights on St. Little Darkus Day.

Post: #260

(12-21-2015 08:09 AM)realologist Wrote:  A marble statue cannot capture little dark's greatness and immense hatred for all things white knight.

No little dark requires something bigger. Something better. Something even more grand.

Little dark needs a statue like the Statue of Zeus at Olympia with its own temple. It will be one of the new 7 wonders of the world. Only RVF members with 5+ rep points will be allowed access to the Statue. The member who has the most rep points will serve as the little dark pope who can speak directly to little dark and show his way. All members with 50+ reps will be monks to the temple.

When members go to visit the statue they must pray to it saying "go home." Once a year members must sacrifice 1cheeky bitch and 30 white knights on St. Little Darkus Day.

It should be on the darkest cave in the highest mountain, where one come to meditate and ask for advice to the great little Dark.
Little Dark would provide his great wisdom on how to kick some white knight ass and what is beta or not...

Post: #261

St. Little Darkus Day!? Man, I can't wait til next November.

My resolution this year is to always ask myself if I'm being too alpha.

Post: #262

Heard the name Little Dark whispered around the forum in tones close to both reverence and disgust. Checked this thread to see what it was all about.

"Not disappointed" is an understatement! LOL

Post: #263

With each passing season his legend grows...

Post: #264

A haiku:

A legend was made
When more than thirty white knights
Little Dark did slay.

Post: #265

By the sheer number of times this thread and it's OP gets referenced every week all over this forum (for well over a year now) I propose it should be permanently stuck at the top (at the number 3 spot) in the "Important Threads" section just under:

Official introduction thread
Silver and gold membership upgrades

Post: #266

Lol You all are making fun of him, but it probably DID happen! It's happened to me before, but it was nothing like 30 of them
One day, I was fixing my truck in the front yard, and my sister was playing out by the tree closer to the yard. when 15- no - 20(!!) ninjas did try to raper her right out in the open. I leaped out from under my truck and howled with the force and intensity of 20, no 30(!!) ROARIN angry tigers. And terror possessed them then. An eagle flew over, it shed a tear, and I KNEW what I must do. I grabbed my tool satchel, and hurled it at the first one, I closed the distance, and furiously threw punch after punch connecting every time till his face looked like a sad, abused halloween on the fifth of may pumkin, and the rest fled, as they ran, I hurled 12mm hexagonal sockets at them and yelled "WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY IN THE NIGHT!"

True story.
Really. Guys like this...they act like they gots the big balls, but once they seen resistance. they shriveled up and because the bitch that they really are.

Post: #267

Your truck is metric?

Post: #268

(01-14-2016 05:46 AM)Skull_Leader Wrote:  Lol You all are making fun of him, but it probably DID happen! It's happened to me before, but it was nothing like 30 of them
One day, I was fixing my truck in the front yard, and my sister was playing out by the tree closer to the yard. when 15- no - 20(!!) ninjas did try to raper her right out in the open. I leaped out from under my truck and howled with the force and intensity of 20, no 30(!!) ROARIN angry tigers. And terror possessed them then. An eagle flew over, it shed a tear, and I KNEW what I must do. I grabbed my tool satchel, and hurled it at the first one, I closed the distance, and furiously threw punch after punch connecting every time till his face looked like a sad, abused halloween on the fifth of may pumkin, and the rest fled, as they ran, I hurled 12mm hexagonal sockets at them and yelled "WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY IN THE NIGHT!"

True story.
Really. Guys like this...they act like they gots the big balls, but once they seen resistance. they shriveled up and because the bitch that they really are.

You missed the point.
It's not about the fight, but that your sister alone instigated all those ninjas to act like that.

Post: #269

If Littledark went to Germany there wouldn't be a rape problem.

Post: #270

Little Dark, he may be gone, but not forgotten. The Legend lives on!!

Post: #271

Post: #272

Every time I need a good laugh, this thread never gets old.

Post: #273

(01-14-2016 05:23 AM)Mercenary Wrote:  By the sheer number of times this thread and it's OP gets referenced every week all over this forum (for well over a year now) I propose it should be permanently stuck at the top (at the number 3 spot) in the "Important Threads" section just under:

Official introduction thread
Silver and gold membership upgrades

No need, literally everyone knows of the fabled RVF champion and hence the existence of this thread.

Post: #274

(01-14-2016 07:55 AM)Windom Earle Wrote:  

(01-14-2016 05:23 AM)Mercenary Wrote:  By the sheer number of times this thread and it's OP gets referenced every week all over this forum (for well over a year now) I propose it should be permanently stuck at the top (at the number 3 spot) in the "Important Threads" section just under:

Official introduction thread
Silver and gold membership upgrades

No need, literally everyone knows of the fabled RVF champion and hence the existence of this thread.

Agreed, seeking out the legend and learning at the feet of Little Dark is a proper and elegant rite of initiation for young man. It's the Male Feminist's Vision Quest; it's his hours of prayer in the church the night before he's knighted and rises a man.

I remember the day I first learned of Little Dark. It was at once the day you first discover your arm's strength, and that Santa Claus was not real. It's a mixture of joy and sorrow, of seeing your genius and your darkness mixed as one. Who else could show you the shadows and the light in your soul than one who had lived a little in the dark, as he did? Who else can tell you when the initiation is over, who else can tell you to "Go home", other than he?

Post: #275

When you are weary, my friends, think of Little Dark and remember why we fight.