Post: #51

I've seen it all-- but primarily earrings, rings, socks, and scrunchies. Doesn't necessarily mean you'll see em again- but always entertaining.

Post: #52

(10-07-2014 05:44 PM)polar Wrote:  Their dignity

She can check that at the door

Post: #53

(08-07-2018 02:27 PM)ShuaiGe Wrote:  

(10-07-2014 05:44 PM)polar Wrote:  Their dignity

She can check that at the door

Heh, an old post from four years ago. How nostalgic!

A couple of years back, I moved out of a place where my bed was in the corner of the room. I felt like a fuckin' archaeologist.

Post: #54

I was cleaning out my closet and found contacts lenses, case, and saline. I don’t wear them and then remembered an OK Cupid mini-relationship and became a little embarrassed (she was a bit chubby).

Post: #55

(08-05-2018 06:09 PM)HankMoody Wrote:  Things that get you in trouble:

- Two toothbrushes in your bathroom
- Two towels in your bathroom
- Feminine items in your bathroom (tampons, nail polish remover, a hairdryer if you have short hair, makeup, etc.)
- Bobbypins, watches, earrings, panties, socks, and basically anything female in your bedroom. Your bedroom should be on straight lockdown all the time.
- Loose hairs on your pillows, in your drain, on your couch
- Half drank bottles of Diet Coke with lipstick on the bottle in your fridge

Women leave this shit around your place and you don't even notice it. Until someone else does.

"My sister stayed here over the weekend" only goes so far.

Once a girl took a shower and wrote her name in the mirror. I only noticed later when I had to shower. If I had a LTR/Wife I would be toasted.

As you mentioned, girls like to mark territory. If you put a girl in your car, look for hair or jewelry in side compartments/floor.

Post: #56

A girl left a piece of her pussy at my apartment. An actual chunk of her vagina lip. This is a true story.

This girl is a bit on the young side for me, 22, and insecure despite being what I consider a high 7. She is short, and skinny but has huge boobs, blonde, blue eyes, and a pussy that looks like a perfectly hand-crafted $10 hipster taco. She's super paranoid about body hair, which is interesting, because I am as hairy as they come.

So, she came over to my house one night after going out drinking with her friends. I wasn't out that night but said I was and since my place was 5 min from the city center I met her outside the bar and walked her to my house. She is drunk and we already had sex prior to this, so there wasn't much time-wasting. We sit on the couch and start making out. Clothes come off. I rub my hands on her legs and there is the tiniest, softest bit of stubble, like she didn't shave her legs for a day or two, but since I am an animal I like that shit I teased her a little about it, said she was hairier than I am and she took it as me being serious.

She runs to the bathroom to "pee" and a few minutes later I hear the shower running. Then I hear a loud crash, and hear her start cursing. Fast forward another few minutes and she exits the bathroom in a towel, with an embarrassed frown on her face and asks me for a band-aid. "I cut myself," she says.

"Did you go to bathroom to shave your legs because of that stupid comment I made?"

She shakes her head no.

"Your armpits?"

Another no.

"Oh Jesus."

I had to put a band aid on this chick's vagina because she couldn't see the area where she cut herself shaving, slightly off the side near the fold of the lip, closer to her buttcheek. It was a big cut, she took off a pretty decent-sized chunk of skin. She had a razor in her purse for "emergencies" like this but apparently no band-aids. Still banged.

Post: #57

Hottest trend in items girls leave behind at my place these days:
False eyelashes. At quick glance it can look like a big spider and scare the shit out of you.

Post: #58

Something totally random...

Women are fucking pigs when it comes to cars. Candy wrappers, coffee cups, hair ribbons, unfinished drinks.

You would think they drive portable trashcans.

Post: #59

Anal virginity

Post: #60

(08-07-2018 05:02 AM)MPD Wrote:  (Looks like this thread won over the other dupes)

The hair accessories and other cheap trinkets are very common. Girls must buy those in bulk and they're too lazy to look for a missing one at my place.

Other instances I remember:
- A girl I had over a few times but that day, something happened and we both knew it was probably over (story for another thread). After she left, I found a near complete personal care kit (toothbrush, make-up, etc) lined up neatly on a shelf right above the sink. Bullet dodged

- Another one suddenly developed a penchant for leaving hickeys or other marks on my neck. It dawned on me later that this coincided with a conversation we had about seeing other people. Next time she tried that, I turned into a fun little wrestling game in bed. I wasn't the one with marks that day

- Likely unintentional but an ex of mine used this faintly fragrant lotion before going to bed. She'd hog most of the bed and covers (as they all do) and that faint scent would seep into everything. The scent would still be there even after washing the sheets, or maybe it's a trick from the old beta brain

I don't count strands of hair as it's likely accidental, unless you have a real psycho on your hands!

Marking their territory. Girl game recongised.

Post: #61

Early on it became obvious to me that the ONS hamster is not only marking her territory, she may also be deliberately trying to improve her place in the pecking order.

I had a strumpet that glommed on to me at a company Christmas party (cliche, I know) who literally refused to get out of my car when I brought her home. I didn't want to cause a scene, get the police called, and get arrested (liquor was involved).

I ended up taking her back to my place, which I shared with another employee (they obviously knew each other). She pushed her way into my bed, and slept there. I was hard all night, next morning she guzzled it all down.

Proof of the encounter was delivered to my GF in the form of the earring back that the ONS had "forgotten" on the nightstand.

The ONS later told me she had dreams of us being married, and years later, called me out of the blue, and was trying to date me.

Post: #62

leather jacket

Post: #63

I choose to leave some of the shit they leave behind where it lays (hair pins etc). It takes other women off their pedestal and you can easily explain it away if they bring it up, like your cousin coming over and leaving her shit around. Same goes for random hairs in your car/couch/bathroom.

One thing I do want to discuss with you are items of sentimental value. If it's something very personal that they might get emotional over if you gave it back out of the blue years later do you still throw it the F out?

(think future lays/good karma/positive social circle rep)

Post: #64

headphones - I seem to have 4 pairs of iphone headphones. None are mine.
earrings - there's still two sets of studs in my bathroom cabinet - my cleaner told one girl that shes left her earrings and she said they aren't hers haha, my cleaner doesnt say anything now as shes walked in on so many girls

Hank wrote:

Quote:Things that get you in trouble:

- Two toothbrushes in your bathroom
- Two towels in your bathroom
- Feminine items in your bathroom (tampons, nail polish remover, a hairdryer if you have short hair, makeup, etc.)

I have most of these. I have more than two toothbrushes, 3 towels and makeup remover. Yet to cause any problems though. I tell girls to remove makeup here in Poland before they sleep in my bed, noticed a lot of these sluts pile that shit on and leave marks all over my pillow cases. Fuck that. it's dark I won't see them and they are gone in the morning so they can remove that shit.

Post: #65

recently I had a girl leave:
- Scrunchie
- Moisturizer (which she didn't want to take back but leave at my place)
- earing at my bedside

- she also wanted me to provide her a new tooth brush like it was a hotel or something.

This girl took a little too much ownership, she did a couple things in the kitchen while I read a magazine which I appreciated actually. But then she went on to the office which annoyed me. She also grabbed some lighters that were upstairs, and brought them downstairs.

My buddy says I am being picky, but I like respect for privacy first. I don't just want people reorganizing my shit, I know we are banging but we're not married.

Post: #66

Today I found a necklace hanging from the doorknob of my bedroom.

I have no idea who left it, or for how long its been there.

Post: #67

A university meal card that had between four and five hundred dollars left on it. I ate well that semester.

Post: #68

Butt cheek prints on my window.