Post: #26

a framed photo of us together at a club...

Post: #27

(10-07-2014 08:19 PM)germanico Wrote:  

(10-07-2014 01:44 PM)Horus Wrote:  Tenth in one and a half months. Couple of nights a week. Don't worry I didn't go down that road.

Thats way too much for an irregular. Never more than once a week, and never less than once a month is my rule.

And never on the weekends. Even if I have nothing else to do that night.

I disagree. Most girls are not worth more than once a week. But every now and then you come across a gem that brings out the best in you as a man. For these girls you develop a desire to actually treat them nicely. When a girl, as in this case, brings ingredients to you house to cook, or cleans your house, you can't help but want to reciprocate and give them at least a part of what they desire in return. That is the human part of me acting in response to how things should be. Ultimately this never lasts for reasons that we all understand here, but while it is happening it is wonderful. Usually the human part of me is taken over by my jaded side who realises that the value of most women is located somewhere in the hole between their legs and I would never let a woman get this close. In this case she managed to slip one between the goalposts. Lesson learnt..... until next time.

Post: #28

One bitch "accidentally" left her glasses in the glovebox of my car.

Other than that, nothing aside from the usual bobby pins and tiny ankle socks.

Post: #29

Hair Brush

Sexy teacher Lingerie outfit

Condoms

Panties and Bra's

Phone Chargers

Vibrating Dildo

Post: #30

A couple weeks ago, I had a girl leave her PHONE in my car.

I did not think something like this was possible for girls in 2018, as they are literally attached to their smartphones.

Post: #31

underwear, hair stuff, lingerie, phone charger. The most interesting was when a girl told me what a guy had left behind... She had a condom come out of her the next morning

Post: #32

Panties and a hangover.

Post: #33

One night stand girls always leave some shit over. They're afraid you won't talk to them again. I've found about 5 earrings in my bed before.

Post: #34

This is actually a good thread...

Women tend to leave:

- Toothbrush
- Hairbrush
- Hairdryer
- Socks, shoes
- Earrings
- Bobby pin / hair tie

They do this stuff to mark their territory.

Anything in your bedroom you can't really get away with. Your bedroom has to be kept on lockdown. Do not allow anyone to leave anything anywhere. It will lead to drama.

Stuff in your bathroom, chalk it up to your sister, your roommate, whoever.

Post: #35

Pubes & squirt.

Post: #36

A ballgag.

Post: #37

A metal water bottle from college with the emblem on it and everything. Ended up using it as a dip spitter lmao
Also some panties, and a vibrator

Post: #38

Things that get you in trouble:

- Two toothbrushes in your bathroom
- Two towels in your bathroom
- Feminine items in your bathroom (tampons, nail polish remover, a hairdryer if you have short hair, makeup, etc.)
- Bobbypins, watches, earrings, panties, socks, and basically anything female in your bedroom. Your bedroom should be on straight lockdown all the time.
- Loose hairs on your pillows, in your drain, on your couch
- Half drank bottles of Diet Coke with lipstick on the bottle in your fridge

Women leave this shit around your place and you don't even notice it. Until someone else does.

"My sister stayed here over the weekend" only goes so far.

If you have a female roommate, you get a bit more latitude, but anything off in the bedroom will result in drama.

Post: #39

(08-05-2018 06:09 PM)HankMoody Wrote:  Things that get you in trouble:

- Feminine items in your bathroom (tampons, nail polish remover, a hairdryer if you have short hair, makeup, etc.)

Contact lenses also

Post: #40

I know I've posted this before somewhere in the forum but not here. My roommates and I in college slayed so we had a chick drawer with a big random assortment of jewelry, keys, make up, purses, etc. Basically whatever these hoes left. We would purposely show chicks this drawer if they left stuff there to fuck with them.

Post: #41

(08-05-2018 06:09 PM)HankMoody Wrote:  Things that get you in trouble:

- Two toothbrushes in your bathroom
- Two towels in your bathroom
- Feminine items in your bathroom (tampons, nail polish remover, a hairdryer if you have short hair, makeup, etc.)
- Bobbypins, watches, earrings, panties, socks, and basically anything female in your bedroom. Your bedroom should be on straight lockdown all the time.
- Loose hairs on your pillows, in your drain, on your couch
- Half drank bottles of Diet Coke with lipstick on the bottle in your fridge

Women leave this shit around your place and you don't even notice it. Until someone else does.

"My sister stayed here over the weekend" only goes so far.

If you have a female roommate, you get a bit more latitude, but anything off in the bedroom will result in drama.

Don't forget your bin. If you've left used condoms, condom wrappers, make up removal wipes, contact lens solution bottles, etc in your bin a girl will see them if she goes to put something in your bathroom bin.

After a girl is over I always make sure she has all her stuff before leaving and then I do a sweep of my room to ensure she hasn't left anything behind and I have cleared up things like condom wrappers and used glasses. Lastly I empty my bathroom bin into the main bin.

Post: #42

Man ya'll are funny. Before I was doing good I used to purposely leave shit like this around even if it wasn't real. I bought bobby pins or placed old underwear from a past fling strategically. Now it's completely congruent, though I think used condoms are in bad taste but admittedly have accidentally left those around and got called out on it. As long as I'm unapologetic about it women see it as DHV and seem to try harder.

Today a girl I have been seeing was like "have any hair ties around from past conquests". I said "say please", she said please and i watched her watch me grab an old scrunchy from a drawer. She commented how it was ugly and I tried to take it back from her for being ungrateful but she wanted to keep it.

Fuck it, until a girl proves she can't be replaced I'm not going to let her think for a second she isn't. I also don't see the point in covering up the past. I worked hard to get better with women and fuck a lot of them and I not ashamed.

Post: #43

There's a douche under my upstairs bathroom sink which I have no fucking clue how it got there... Been there for over a year now. I know it exists and have started to toss it in the trash many times, but it is what the intelligence community refers to as a "useful idiot."

A small handful of girls have stayed over from time to time--and it never fails to surface in conversation. So, to all those guys that think girls ain't going through your shit when they are unobserved--be warned. They are.

How do I explain this thing's existence when it was brought up as to why I have it: "Why you going through my shit?"


....sit back and watch the fireworks. Female hamster brain engaged!

Post: #44

P.S.

I've never really explained why the disposable douche is there. The truth is, I really don't know. Could be a number of reasons, I suppose. I've had a couple live-in girlfriends in that time, so it would seem to be that one of them bought it and put it in the cabinet. I've come to accept it's presence and have determined it's a valuable conversation piece.

But! The conversations it invokes are undeniably legit.

Post: #45

(08-05-2018 06:09 PM)HankMoody Wrote:  Things that get you in trouble:

- Two toothbrushes in your bathroom
- Two towels in your bathroom
- Feminine items in your bathroom (tampons, nail polish remover, a hairdryer if you have short hair, makeup, etc.)
- Bobbypins, watches, earrings, panties, socks, and basically anything female in your bedroom. Your bedroom should be on straight lockdown all the time.
- Loose hairs on your pillows, in your drain, on your couch
- Half drank bottles of Diet Coke with lipstick on the bottle in your fridge

Post: #46

Here is what I currently have at my house of shits girls have left behind.

Hair extentsions
Belly ring
Thongs
Earings
Eye glasses
Bra
Sweater
Baseball hat
Coconut Oil
Shampoo & conditioner
Phone charger

Post: #47

I refer to this as my "lost and found"... shit loads of hair ties, Bobby pins, earings, etc... just wait until you move and pull your bed away from the wall, there's always a pile of this shit down between there, haha.
Some chicks are just dingy (or drunk) and forget shit, but some actively do this shit to try and mark their territory.
Strangest thing ever though was an ID that didn't belong to the chick who I'm pretty sure left it.

Post: #48

(Looks like this thread won over the other dupes)

The hair accessories and other cheap trinkets are very common. Girls must buy those in bulk and they're too lazy to look for a missing one at my place.

Other instances I remember:
- A girl I had over a few times but that day, something happened and we both knew it was probably over (story for another thread). After she left, I found a near complete personal care kit (toothbrush, make-up, etc) lined up neatly on a shelf right above the sink. Bullet dodged

- Another one suddenly developed a penchant for leaving hickeys or other marks on my neck. It dawned on me later that this coincided with a conversation we had about seeing other people. Next time she tried that, I turned into a fun little wrestling game in bed. I wasn't the one with marks that day

- Likely unintentional but an ex of mine used this faintly fragrant lotion before going to bed. She'd hog most of the bed and covers (as they all do) and that faint scent would seep into everything. The scent would still be there even after washing the sheets, or maybe it's a trick from the old beta brain

I don't count strands of hair as it's likely accidental, unless you have a real psycho on your hands!

Post: #49

A floater in the toilet.

Took 3 flushes to get rid of it.

Post: #50

Hooked up with this hippie chick who left a switchblade at my house. She cried in the middle of sex.