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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-...f-men.html

You cannot make this up....



An American woman has claimed to have had a third breast surgically added to her chest.
The 21-year-old, who calls herself Jasmine Tridevil, wants to be a reality star.

She posts videos of her daily life in Tampa, Florida, on Facebook to “show the struggles she faces because of her surgery.”
Tridevil has also claimed she had the surgery because she didn’t want to appear as attractive to men.

In one of the videos, she said: “I got the surgery because I wanted to turn off guys. I know it sounds crazy but I don’t want to date again ever. I still like to feel pretty.

“If I got a third breast implant most guys would think that’s weird and gross. But I can still feel pretty."

“I’m starting a reality show called Jasmine’s Jugs and my ultimate goal is to get it onto MTV. That’s my dream.”

Tridevil reportedly told Real Radio 104.1 that she spent $20,000 (£12,000) on the procedure a few months ago, after struggling to find a doctor who would perform the operation.

“I called 50 doctors,” she explained. “It was really hard finding someone that would do it too because they’re breaking the code of ethics.”

She claims her third breast was made using an implant and skin tissue cut from her abdomen.
The surgeon was not able to make an artificial areola, so Tridevil had one tattooed on to “look natural.”

She told the radio station that her parents did not react well: “My mum ran out the door. She won’t talk to me. She won’t let my sister talk to me. My dad, he really isn’t happy. He is kind of ashamed of me but he accepted it.”
Tridevil has written on her Facebook page that she has a number of TV and radio interviews coming up, but a few days ago added: “I'm nervous as Hell. I'm prepared for people to judge harshly and tell me to kill myself lol.”

So far, social media users have been unable to decide what they think about Tridevil.
One user wrote, “you are a hero in my books”.
While another commented, “you’re stupid for doing this. There are other ways to become famous.”

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Count down to doing porn...
3...2...1...

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I'm finding this hard to believe, but it looks legit.

This is just attention whoring in its purest form. She knows that the whole world is going to give her attention and that she'll become famous for this.

Besides, I find it interesting how she said that she did this to purposefully make herself unattractive to men. There are many other much cheaper and easier things a woman could do to make herself unattractive.

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I'm having a case of Total Recall.

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What a terrible human being

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Quote:The surgeon was not able to make an artificial areola, so Tridevil had one tattooed on to “look natural.”

Couldn't they find a nipple donor? Maybe someone with a third nipple who's already lined up for surgery?

This girl has a bright future in porn.

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Total Recall, yeah baby

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She's not bad looking aside from the tri-boob.

WB just for the story.


EDIT: Who wants to bet she'll get offers to work in porn after this?

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Kudos to the 49 doctors that turned the job down

Post: #12

Not surprised. It was inevitable sooner or later.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

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Tampa

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Maybe it is just me, but I don't think this hideous girl was having a problem being unappealing to men. The word "ghoul" jumped in my head when I saw her. How does a moron like this get 20K? I hear credit bubble...

But it reminds me of a stupid joke I heard of in junior high. Guy goes to a brothel and goes into one of the rooms and sees a woman with three boobs. He goes after it and sucks the middle breast, but then it disappears. The dude says, "what happened to the boob?" The whore says, "Thanks for sucking my zit out."

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Holy Shit! I am disgusted and slightly aroused, is that bad?

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(09-23-2014 10:48 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  Maybe it is just me, but I don't think this hideous girl was having a problem being unappealing to men. The word "ghoul" jumped in my head when I saw her. How does a moron like this get 20K? I hear credit bubble...

But it reminds me of a stupid joke I heard of in junior high. Guy goes to a brothel and goes into one of the rooms and sees a woman with three boobs. He goes after it and sucks the middle breast, but then it disappears. The dude says, "what happened to the boob?" The whore says, "Thanks for sucking my zit out."

Don't underestimate the ability for a woman to hustle money.

Examples:

She has a dad and he will still give her money.

Her BF might give her money.

Thirsty online dudes give her money.

She maybe works .. a little...more money.

Plus add to the fact she gets enough money to pay her bills each month from men, so she saves her work money, goes to the bank with a clean sheet and they open up the flood gates on a credit line.

I am slowly realizing how it works. I have no idea how women who work less then me at my job can still afford good, clothes, booze, trips, etc. Students working part-time if that. Where does that cash come from?

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Quote:In one of the videos, she said: “I got the surgery because I wanted to turn off guys. I know it sounds crazy but I don’t want to date again ever. I still like to feel pretty."

This is the greatest line in the history of the hamster.

Too bad it's a hoax.

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What is she looking at in that last picture?! Her eyes are pointed outwards dafug YOU LOOKIN AT!

I don't think a third tit was necessary for her to not get approached, I'd be hesitant to even be a server to her at a restaurant lmfao. 10 bucks says she suicides within a decade.

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Women are biologically designed to deal with constant drama, because women in their natural state (pre-birth control) were constantly pregnant and/or dealing with kids...and there is nothing more dramatic than being responsible for the lives of children.

This is what happens when women have no children to deal with yet seek that drama. I guess it's better than creating Facebook tribute pages to violent criminals, or going on Slut Walks or ruining men after divorce of whatever the hell else women are up to now.

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Sorry to be a killjoy but this was a hoax: http://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymods/ja...idevil.asp

Post: #22

Truly vapid attention whoring at its worst.

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The picture is like looking at the reflection of her in a funhouse mirror. The beauty of the female body, whether it's the face, ass, or boobs, lies in the symmetry of it, so you can only ask, "Why?"

Post: #24

This crap is all over the news here in BA. Freaky stuff.

Post: #25

It seems she's really let herself go.



But holy crap, this chick is from the same place I had lived in for a while. How did I not know about her?




We can all be thankful that she wasn't a quadboob.




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