Post: #76

When I saw this I just laughed & laughed. You have to admire the shameless audacity of this woman.

Hermione the Hypergamous:

Quote:Prince Harry is secretly dating Emma Watson after sending her an email to invite her out when she split from her boyfriend.

At least that's according to a completely unconfirmed Australian magazine report, which quotes a breathless unnamed insider as saying that the fourth-in-line to the throne is 'smitten'.

The report from supermarket aisle magazine Woman's Day has sent the internet rumour mill into overdrive and it has been picked up - rather skeptically - by websites around the world.

According to Woman's Day, Harry, 30, asked the Harry Potter star out after hearing she had broken up with previous boyfriend Matthew Janney in December last year.

Apparently, Miss Watson met with the prince with a group of 12 friends and they have been meeting up in secret since.

Such mendacity. "You be good little betas & women will love you for it now excuse me while I go hop on the dick of my prince, the guy i'm dating now after I dumped my ex-boyfriend the alpha jock

Post: #77

(02-21-2015 03:15 PM)Lord_Perseus Wrote:  When I saw this I just laughed & laughed. You have to admire the shameless audacity of this woman.

Hermione the Hypergamous:

Quote:Prince Harry is secretly dating Emma Watson after sending her an email to invite her out when she split from her boyfriend.

At least that's according to a completely unconfirmed Australian magazine report, which quotes a breathless unnamed insider as saying that the fourth-in-line to the throne is 'smitten'.

The report from supermarket aisle magazine Woman's Day has sent the internet rumour mill into overdrive and it has been picked up - rather skeptically - by websites around the world.

According to Woman's Day, Harry, 30, asked the Harry Potter star out after hearing she had broken up with previous boyfriend Matthew Janney in December last year.

Apparently, Miss Watson met with the prince with a group of 12 friends and they have been meeting up in secret since.

Such mendacity. "You be good little betas & women will love you for it now excuse me while I go hop on the dick of my prince, the guy i'm dating now after I dumped my ex-boyfriend the alpha jock

DAFUQ??? If that's true, Prince Harry is the biggest simp since Edward VIII!

Come to think of it, that was just 79 years ago. Maybe instead we should go with "biggest simp in the history of English royalty"...

Post: #78

Fucking muggles mixing with royalty now?


Peasants.

They might have good looking kids though.

Post: #79

God knows the Royal bloodline needs some good genetics injected. Look at our princesses for fucks sake.

Post: #80

Post: #81

^ She's got that Sasha Grey 1000 cock stare going there...

Certainly deserves a spot on the Who would you hate fuck thread.

Post: #82

I would bang raw though.



It's still funny that she goes from pro Rugby Player to billionaire party prince Harry and has the gall to recommend feminine men for all other girls.





Please Emma - tell us more how women love the shy nice boys!

By the way - Prince Harry's approach method is fine. How else are you going to bang Emma Watson if it's not set up by someone? At least men with means or fame can do that. It's not like most of us can just point to a celebrity and get a date or meeting arranged. You still need to do the work to seal the deal and he is certainly the more Alpha of the two brothers.

Post: #83

I forgot one thing.

Emma may preach to the masses about how independent, strong and passionate she is about feminism and womens issues but at the end of the day she and the rest of her (pretty) ilk love one thing.


A good, hard dicking by a man who isn't a chump.

Go on'arry, fuck her gently like you would caress your Apache in battle.

Post: #84

Prince Harry is really leveraging his status to land dime pieces I can only dream of!

Post: #85

(02-21-2015 05:09 PM)Disco_Volante Wrote:  wow Im jealous, Prince Harry is really leveraging his status to land dime pieces I can only dream of!

Post: #86

Like Good Looking Loser recently posted, celebrities are not nearly as good looking as you think they are.

Post: #87

That last pic was rather not favorable - she regrew her hair as likely some High Value Men decided to not be impressed with her gaining weight and having a mullet.


That's better Emma. Prince Harry does not want to bang a girl who looks like a feminist. Your childish words are forgiven - you can be all the feminist you like as long as you follow my lead sugar.

Post: #88

Harry was in the military, apart from being a wealthy patriarch.
Here he is with tools of war, prepared to inflict violence and death on an enemy.



Her previous boyfriend, Matt, is an accomplished rugby player. Here he is smashing an opponent, as his strength and athleticism allow him to dominate other males



It appears strength and violence are turn-ons for Emma.

gee, I thought being meek, intellectual, polite, and letting her take charge would be the way to her heart Im confused....

Surely an educated, intellectual beacon of feminism would prefer to date a member of the chess team than these brutish men, right?

She's an intellectual, she doesn't fall for masculine archetypes like soldier and athlete

Post: #89

(02-21-2015 03:58 PM)Slim Shady Wrote:  ^ She's got that Sasha Grey 1000 cock stare going there...

Certainly deserves a spot on the Who would you hate fuck thread.

I gave it to her a few weeks ago.
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Oh yes, I'm so privileged you literally can't even.
Interested in joining the FFL? I tried (and failed).

Post: #90

So Prince Harry is dating Emma Watson?

   

Post: #91

She is cute as hell. I wonder where her movie career is heading. Hope she isnt typecast into her Harry Potter role. Maybe she will do something sexy like a sex tape or go Lindsay Lohan.

Post: #92

Hypocrisy like this is expected. A girl will throw around shit like 'strong', 'independent', and 'against the patriarchy', but they all want a strong man who will lead them, grab them by the hair, and bang the shit out of them.

She can posture all she wants, but it's biology, and you can't argue with what's in your DNA.

Post: #93

(02-21-2015 03:15 PM)Lord_Perseus Wrote:  When I saw this I just laughed & laughed. You have to admire the shameless audacity of this woman.

Hermione the Hypergamous:

Quote:Prince Harry is secretly dating Emma Watson after sending her an email to invite her out when she split from her boyfriend.

At least that's according to a completely unconfirmed Australian magazine report, which quotes a breathless unnamed insider as saying that the fourth-in-line to the throne is 'smitten'.

The report from supermarket aisle magazine Woman's Day has sent the internet rumour mill into overdrive and it has been picked up - rather skeptically - by websites around the world.

According to Woman's Day, Harry, 30, asked the Harry Potter star out after hearing she had broken up with previous boyfriend Matthew Janney in December last year.

Apparently, Miss Watson met with the prince with a group of 12 friends and they have been meeting up in secret since.

Such mendacity. "You be good little betas & women will love you for it now excuse me while I go hop on the dick of my prince, the guy i'm dating now after I dumped my ex-boyfriend the alpha jock

HSLD

Post: #94

Extra ironic given Prince Henry's origin:

Post: #95

Did some more digging, the hypocrisy gets even more hilarious.

Who do you think is Emma's best friend? The type of girl she surrounds herself with?
Given Emma is a smart, 'nerdy' intellectual feminist what is your guess? Law student? Environmental activist? Med student?

It is Sophie Sumner, a tall skinny blonde model who dropped out of oxford.

"Oxford where she met and befriended Harry Potter actress Emma Watson. Throughout her time at Headington School, Sumner was occasionally mocked for her slim figure and mousy brown hair.[citation needed] But being an active member of the school's field hockey team increased her self-esteem drastically. After going on a summer vacation to Penetanguishene, Ontario, Canada Sumner began colouring her hair blonde. Sumner had plans to complete a degree at Exeter University, but decided to defer it to focus on modelling after successfully auditioning for Britain's Next Top Model. "



Apparently Sophie didn't get the memo about education empowering women, as she dropped out, dyed her hair blonde and pursued a modeling career. Guess getting attention from high-status men is more fun than having a real 'empowering' career.
Emma's advice for women to be educated only applies to ugly girls, her hot friends are given a pass.

Emma prefers to surround herself with good looking, skinny models who dye their hair bleach blonde.
Emma can lecture the United Nations on how women need to be valued for more than their beauty, but fuck that. She's high status and doesn't want ugly low-status girlfriends. Probably some smart girls in the engineering department should could befriend, as she would value them for their intelligence and not their lack of beauty, right?

If you're not a muscular jock, future King, or skinny model youre going to have a hard time getting Emma's attention.

The rest of your suckers should value women for their brains though...

Post: #96

And the hypocrisy continues, with the media revealing Watson is dating a man 10 years older than her.

Quote:HARRY Potter actor Emma Watson has reportedly fallen under the spell of an American tech wizard — who is ten years her senior.
The 25-year-old starlet is said to have been dating William ‘Mack’ Knight for the past four months, with the couple recently returning from a week-long romantic trip to a luxurious, eco-conscious Californian retreat Post Ranch Inn.

Dude may lift. Did we mention he's a senior manager at a tech company?

Quote:Watson loves that Knight is just a “normal, down-to-earth guy who has nothing to do with Hollywood”, a source told The Sun.

Watson’s last serious relationship, with rugby player Matthew Janney, ended in 2014.

The source said it took Watson more than a year to feel ready to start dating somebody again after the “horrendous” break up.

Rugby players, literal princes, much-older-than-her provider partners...judge women -- and all people -- by their actions, not by their words. It will be interesting to see how long this lasts and whether she leaves him because he's boring.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #97

Good for him.

He should try to impregnate her immediately.

Hopefully that week long romantic trip wasn't for nothing.

Post: #98

I'm still holding out on the idea that she was given a choice if she wanted to stay relevant:

1, Push the feminist agenda
2, Suck George Soros's dick

And she chose the first one.

Because I'd

Post: #99

Don't get me wrong WB if I didn't have to put any work in but she doesn't do anything for me. My schlong cannot respond to fame. I'm checking out the Hairy Twatter parody instead. I hope it's actually funny instead of just professional sex. I have high hopes looking at that guy's shit eating grin!

Post: #100

(02-07-2016 11:56 PM)ChickenLover9T9 Wrote:  Don't get me wrong WB if I didn't have to put any work in but she doesn't do anything for me. My schlong cannot respond to fame.

My schlong responds to her 50 million