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Post: #27

He's honestly lucky he wasn't lined up in front of a firing squad with charges like that. Charges of "espionage" usually aren't taken lightly.

Post: #28

Kid is clearly mentally ill.

Maybe we should Dennis Rodman over there. He would relate...

Post: #29

I think I've finally reached the point where I can no longer tell real news from Onion style parody.

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Post: #31

It's all fun and games until you get thrown in a gulag. At least he's getting a respite from the oppressive capitalist system.

Post: #32

(09-15-2014 01:20 PM)Mike5055 Wrote:  He won't survive.

Seriously. He looks kinda precious. I'm guessing he's somebody's bitch inside of a week. They'll be riding him like a horse, Gangnam style :/

Post: #33

The time you work at a gulag reminds me of some office jobs schedules. 8 hour days 6 days week. He might not learn anything from this, if they even let him out after the 6 years. Stockholm syndrome.

Post: #34

(09-15-2014 08:51 PM)The Father Wrote:  

(09-15-2014 01:20 PM)Mike5055 Wrote:  He won't survive.

Seriously. He looks kinda precious. I'm guessing he's somebody's bitch inside of a week. They'll be riding him like a horse, Gangnam style :/

OPPA GULAG STYLE!

Post: #35

(09-15-2014 01:59 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

(09-15-2014 01:20 PM)Mike5055 Wrote:  He won't survive.

Nah, he will. He's a high profile political prisoner who has value as a bargaining chip; he will get much better treatment than the native prisoners, which is not to say he'll be having a vacation.

On the bright side, he's got a shot at the coveted North Korean flag

He might get a North Korean flag in prison whether he wants it or not.

Post: #36

Y'all boys think all prisons are like US prisons.

Outside the US, prison booty is not an encouraged or active activity.

Post: #37

(09-15-2014 02:27 PM)Sp5 Wrote:  

(09-15-2014 02:00 PM)TheWastelander Wrote:  He looks like he's got some sort of mental illness or retardation going on.

Even the dumbest left-wingers usually know better than to go on a commie vacation to North Korea. They typically go to Cuba.

Yeah, almost certainly mentally ill. Better this than shooting up a place like Holmes and Lanza.

What's crazy is that the N. Koreans don't see it.

He just looks like a typical drooling child of the nouveau riche. At my work, which caters to almost all wealthy types, their kids are by large margins ugly or disabled, with the few having godly good looks but it isn't the norm. Most looked fucked up like this guy and walk around the shoppe gazing and weazzing like lost dogs.

His life has been a binge of Noam Chomsky, computer games, Organic soy, and hard drugs (either prescriptions or recreational, both). He looks like he has as much testosterone as a 13 year old and his face looks close to 40 with that massive swollen head that can be typical with spectrum disorders.

I don't even know what to say to him thinking sneaking into a N.K. was a good idea. I would just want to know his journey prior and his funds to make this all happen. Maybe a tour of East Asia of the parents dime turned into a crazed day of thinking he could get on Vice's Youtube channel.

Post: #38

(09-15-2014 11:23 PM)kosko Wrote:  

(09-15-2014 02:27 PM)Sp5 Wrote:  

(09-15-2014 02:00 PM)TheWastelander Wrote:  He looks like he's got some sort of mental illness or retardation going on.

Even the dumbest left-wingers usually know better than to go on a commie vacation to North Korea. They typically go to Cuba.

Yeah, almost certainly mentally ill. Better this than shooting up a place like Holmes and Lanza.

What's crazy is that the N. Koreans don't see it.

He just looks like a typical drooling child of the nouveau riche. At my work, which caters to almost all wealthy types, their kids are by large margins ugly or disabled, with the few having godly good looks but it isn't the norm. Most looked fucked up like this guy and walk around the shoppe gazing and weazzing like lost dogs.

His life has been a binge of Noam Chomsky, computer games, Organic soy, and hard drugs (either prescriptions or recreational, both). He looks like he has as much testosterone as a 13 year old and his face looks close to 40 with that massive swollen head that can be typical with spectrum disorders.

I don't even know what to say to him thinking sneaking into a N.K. was a good idea. I would just want to know his journey prior and his funds to make this all happen. Maybe a tour of East Asia of the parents dime turned into a crazed day of thinking he could get on Vice's Youtube channel.

He didn't sneak in, he had a visa and was part of a tour. He just lost it after getting inside.

It takes a while to get a North Korean visa so this couldn't have been just a whim. Even after reading these articles I don't understand what his plan was.

Post: #39

I'll be sympathetic if he realizes that this is a wake up call, understands that socialism/communism as it can only exist in the world is unadulterated evil, and devotes himself to becoming the next McCarthy.

Otherwise, he can rot.

Post: #40

Those illustrations are going to give me nightmares

Post: #41

I heard they're bringing out a sequel: Dumb and Dumber: Re-education Camp

Post: #42

This idiot deserves everything he gets and if he's a retard, his handlers shouldn't have let him go to North Korea in the first place.

Post: #43

Forgot to add this:

Most of you folks do not understand the difference between authoritative, communist, and oligarch countries.

NK and China are not communist, but rather oligarch and authoritative.

There's a small elite at the top and they rule with a fist iron.

Post: #44

I hope this becomes a new hip thing to do in the left.

I like when problems solve themselves.

Post: #45

He doesn't sound retarded on the video. Lack of development and testosterone? Sure. But his diction sounds intelligent.

He seems to be saying exactly what the North Koreans have told him to say; he caved. He let them scare him into being a slave, and now he's begging Uncle Sam to come buy his contract. If he returns before his sentence is up, he won't have learned a thing.

The only person who can free a slave is themselves.

Honestly, 6 years of hard labour might do him good.

Post: #46

Someone's getting their American flag in that jail.

Post: #47

(09-16-2014 01:22 AM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  Forgot to add this:

Most of you folks do not understand the difference between authoritative, communist, and oligarch countries.

NK and China are not communist, but rather oligarch and authoritative.

There's a small elite at the top and they rule with a fist iron.

There is an argument that North Korea's ideology is actually more Fascist than Communist, in the vain of Imperial Japan.

Of course, everyone knows "Communist" China is a joke and has been for more than 20 years.

Post: #48

(09-16-2014 01:22 AM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  Forgot to add this:

Most of you folks do not understand the difference between authoritative, communist, and oligarch countries.

NK and China are not communist, but rather oligarch and authoritative.

There's a small elite at the top and they rule with a fist iron.

There is little functional difference. All "communist" countries have ended up with a strongman on top and a small group of cronies beneath because communism is a lie used to acquire power.

So, no need to nitpick.

Post: #49

(09-16-2014 08:27 AM)Deluge Wrote:  

(09-16-2014 01:22 AM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  Forgot to add this:

Most of you folks do not understand the difference between authoritative, communist, and oligarch countries.

NK and China are not communist, but rather oligarch and authoritative.

There's a small elite at the top and they rule with a fist iron.

There is an argument that North Korea's ideology is actually more Fascist than Communist, in the vain of Imperial Japan.

Of course, everyone knows "Communist" China is a joke and has been for more than 20 years.

Deluge is correct, but instead of oligarchy it might be full blown plutocracy instead, but that is nitpicky for details.

NK uses a form of Autocracy, which hinges unevenly between Authoritarian and Totalitarianism. It is also Fascist like Deluge said. It also is a Monarchy as well, for now at least.... Any country as big as NK is with that much military is going to have 2-4 different ideologies going on. China is a hybrid of Authoritarian, Socialist-Democracy, some light Meritocracy and Fascism, Kleptocracy, and Plutocractic. America is no different as A Two Party, Non-Coalition, Representative Style Democracy. There has been an oligarchy here for some time now and even a plutocracy is looming over the horizon..

Post: #50

Caviar communist, yeah, the term describes this fool correctly. Even the most ardent psico-bolchevist here in the Argentine Comunist Party would prefer to become right wing before going to live in Best Korea. Maybe he tried to be like this tool:



Spanish comunist tool