Post: #201

The Red Pill Hut (chat room) has never lost a battle, unlike ThePetShopFinders.

Post: #202

Sounds like someone is desperate to bring people into their dying chat room.

Post: #203

(10-09-2014 10:16 AM)MattC Wrote:  I only loaded this yesterday and am stilling building up my village.

You have to level up to townhall 3, which unlocks the Clan Castle, and build that first. Then you can join a clan.

Post: #204

Some guys at work were talking about this game today. The new farmville?

Post: #205

Farmville was beta since you didnt have to fight anyone and be nice to your neighbors.
This game is alpha you have to conquer and crush your enemies.

Post: #206

It's Farmville...
For men.

Post: #207

(10-16-2014 02:09 AM)Muk Wrote:  It's Farmville...
For straight men.

Fixed

Bojangles could you edit your war base and put your elixir pumps and storages within range of your defenses. Youre giving up a free star plus you give free pass to barbs to go straight for your defenses.

Johnny could you put your clan castle inside your walls? Your troops are gonna do far more damage than your defenses at the level youre at.
The same for Pcber.

Post: #208

Yeah, I just reached level 5 so I'm going to redo my village completely

Post: #209

Don't hate on Farmville. One of the toughest guys I know, who gets an unreal amount of girls, played Farmville like it was his job, and now also plays Clash of Clans all the time [over level 100].

Though I never did play Farmville because I'm not a fag.

Post: #210

(10-16-2014 11:21 AM)Slim Shady Wrote:  Don't hate on Farmville. One of the toughest guys I know, who gets an unreal amount of girls, played Farmville like it was his job, and now also plays Clash of Clans all the time [over level 100].

Though I never did play Farmville because I'm not a fag.

It's what I played before clash

Post: #211

The only thing keeping me from jumping on this is the battery drain on my phone. It's bad enough as is. Playing this game would kill fast,

Post: #212

Brisey where you at?
We need your attacks on this war, its gonna be close.

Post: #213

We need one new member.

Don't be a bitch! If you hate the game shut up.

Post: #214

Kansas City Royals' season almost derailed by Clash of Clans

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/mlb/kan...88872.html

"The game’s verbiage entered the clubhouse lexicon, as players debated the relative merits of their clans and beseeched each other for orders of goblins and witches."

Who the fuck asks for Goblins?

Post: #215

Im playing this damn game too much but anyway...
Since a couple of us are at th7 i found this vid with a base design that pretty much everyone uses.
Why not use a time tested base instead of wasting time on trial and error?




Also here is a video of a guy pushing it all the way to masters league 2600+




I already raided 4400 DE in 48 hours (lightning plus th sniping), it gets extremely easy to get it at a higher trophy count if any of you guys want a fast way to get the barb king.

Post: #216

Okay, I'm downloading this game tomorrow since my best friends play it. I'm a newb so any advice is appreciated. I will read through this thread tomorrow and take notes.

Post: #217

Our clan received some hate mail.

Someone tried to join our clan and said some mean things to one of our members.

I will post a few beginner vids to help you out Cap.

Post: #218

Yeah and he had a shit base too, town hall 8 with level 5 walls? Gay!

Post: #219

I'll give you a few tips Cap.

Currency:
Since you are starting off you will have three types of currency. Gold, Elixir and Gems.

Gold/Elixir:
You will use these often.
Elixir is used for troops.
Gold is used for overall upgrading base things.

Gems:
NOTE: DO NOT FUCKING SPEND YOUR GEMS ON ANYTHING BUT BUILDERS. DONT LISTEN TO THE TUTORIAL.

You need to save your gems so that you can buy builders which will make it easier for you to upgrade more than one thing at a time.

Post: #220

(10-20-2014 01:20 AM)R Smoov Wrote:  We need one new member.

Don't be a bitch! If you hate the game shut up.

I'll join

Name is bigdaddyhans

How do I get in

Post: #221

(10-23-2014 09:52 PM)R Smoov Wrote:  NOTE: DO NOT FUCKING SPEND YOUR GEMS ON ANYTHING BUT BUILDERS. DONT LISTEN TO THE TUTORIAL.

She'll ask you to use gems to speed the build. Just wait it out. I made that mistake every gem counts.

Post: #222

Ok.

How to Join:
You need to have a clan castle set up so that you can join. I know it sucks, but getting 40k gold won't be that much of a challenge in the game.

Once you receive a clan castle search PetShopFinders and then ask for a invite,

Post: #223

(10-23-2014 11:14 PM)R Smoov Wrote:  Ok.

How to Join:
You need to have a clan castle set up so that you can join. I know it sucks, but getting 40k gold won't be that much of a challenge in the game.

Once you receive a clan castle search PetShopFinders and then ask for a invite,

I'm not THAT far along, but I already have hella cake, although I just spent a bunch on upgrades. Let's just say both my storages are 1m plus.

Post: #224

(10-23-2014 11:14 PM)R Smoov Wrote:  Ok.

How to Join:
You need to have a clan castle set up so that you can join. I know it sucks, but getting 40k gold won't be that much of a challenge in the game.

Once you receive a clan castle search PetShopFinders and then ask for a invite,

Also PM a member that's playing. With all the gawker bs going on as well as safeguards against allowing trolls into the chat area to mine for personal info it's better to send a PM first.

Post: #225

(10-23-2014 09:52 PM)R Smoov Wrote:  I'll give you a few tips Cap.

Currency:
Since you are starting off you will have three types of currency. Gold, Elixir and Gems.

Gold/Elixir:
You will use these often.
Elixir is used for troops.
Gold is used for overall upgrading base things.

Gems:
NOTE: DO NOT FUCKING SPEND YOUR GEMS ON ANYTHING BUT BUILDERS. DONT LISTEN TO THE TUTORIAL.

You need to save your gems so that you can buy builders which will make it easier for you to upgrade more than one thing at a time.

Crap, I listened to the tutorial. I only spent the gems they told me to though. I hope all isn't lost.