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RE: Clash of Clans
I'll join if you put together a clan. I admittedly waste way too much time while at work on this game over the past 2 years. level 115+

this game is ridiculously addicting, and after 2 years I still enjoy playing
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RE: Clash of Clans
I'd join if there was a RVF Clan but other than that I'm doing all kinds of stuff.

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RE: Clash of Clans
RVF clan is PetShopFinders

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RE: Clash of Clans
(09-18-2014 02:21 AM)Fisto Wrote:  RVF clan is PetShopFinders

You have to be kidding me. I know that "Do you know where there's a pet shop?" is a standard opener for us but "PetShopFinders" reeks of the singles from that band "Pet Shop Boys".

Nothing wrong with the music but I doubt that's the image we wish to send.

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RE: Clash of Clans
Is that just for mobile or can I dick around with it in my browser? So far I've only found mobile resources and it's been pissing me off since I want to hit you all in the face with virtual bombs.

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RE: Clash of Clans
haha, I can't join a clan yet as my rank is too low.

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sign me up!
09-18-2014 04:16 AM
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RE: Clash of Clans
(09-18-2014 02:24 AM)HawkWrites Wrote:  
(09-18-2014 02:21 AM)Fisto Wrote:  RVF clan is PetShopFinders

You have to be kidding me. I know that "Do you know where there's a pet shop?" is a standard opener for us but "PetShopFinders" reeks of the singles from that band "Pet Shop Boys".

Nothing wrong with the music but I doubt that's the image we wish to send.

Fuck the image were sending the name is funny and lighthearted and that's how we should take the game.

Yeah we'll do serious shit like clan wars but just have fun with the game and not worry about the bullshit. You worry about the small things and the game will not be fun for you.

Nope.
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(09-18-2014 05:02 AM)R Smoov Wrote:  
(09-18-2014 02:24 AM)HawkWrites Wrote:  
(09-18-2014 02:21 AM)Fisto Wrote:  RVF clan is PetShopFinders

You have to be kidding me. I know that "Do you know where there's a pet shop?" is a standard opener for us but "PetShopFinders" reeks of the singles from that band "Pet Shop Boys".

Nothing wrong with the music but I doubt that's the image we wish to send.

Fuck the image were sending the name is funny and lighthearted and that's how we should take the game.

Yeah we'll do serious shit like clan wars but just have fun with the game and not worry about the bullshit. You worry about the small things and the game will not be fun for you.

Learn to interpret sarcasm.

My original question remains: can I do this shit in my browser?

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09-18-2014 05:13 AM
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RE: Clash of Clans
(09-18-2014 02:29 AM)HawkWrites Wrote:  Is that just for mobile or can I dick around with it in my browser? So far I've only found mobile resources and it's been pissing me off since I want to hit you all in the face with virtual bombs.

I'm interested in the same.

My phone sucks big time (has an internal memory of less than 100 MB, making it impossible to install anything, even if it will be placed on SD card it still has to pass through internal memory first) and Bluestacks for some reason can't load on my PC.

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Quote:Learn to interpret sarcasm.

Use emoticons if you want to show sarcasm. It wasn't obvious in your post.

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(09-18-2014 05:37 AM)Roosh Wrote:  
Quote:Learn to interpret sarcasm.

Use emoticons if you want to show sarcasm. It wasn't obvious in your post.

I couldn't tell either.

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(09-18-2014 02:24 AM)HawkWrites Wrote:  You have to be kidding me. I know that "Do you know where there's a pet shop?" is a standard opener for us but "PetShopFinders" reeks of the singles from that band "Pet Shop Boys".

Nothing wrong with the music but I doubt that's the image we wish to send.
   
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(09-18-2014 05:13 AM)HawkWrites Wrote:  
(09-18-2014 05:02 AM)R Smoov Wrote:  
(09-18-2014 02:24 AM)HawkWrites Wrote:  
(09-18-2014 02:21 AM)Fisto Wrote:  RVF clan is PetShopFinders

You have to be kidding me. I know that "Do you know where there's a pet shop?" is a standard opener for us but "PetShopFinders" reeks of the singles from that band "Pet Shop Boys".

Nothing wrong with the music but I doubt that's the image we wish to send.

Fuck the image were sending the name is funny and lighthearted and that's how we should take the game.

Yeah we'll do serious shit like clan wars but just have fun with the game and not worry about the bullshit. You worry about the small things and the game will not be fun for you.

Learn to interpret sarcasm.

My original question remains: can I do this shit in my browser?
Damn cuh nice try at using sarcasm!

I've learned so much from you! Smile

Nope.
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RE: Clash of Clans
WestEndGirls

I for one, love the pet shop boys and anyone who thinks differently will have their clans wiped from the server.
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RE: Clash of Clans
lol you guys are so top heavy with the lvl119 crystal league-er in there
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(09-18-2014 07:53 AM)R Smoov Wrote:  
(09-18-2014 05:13 AM)HawkWrites Wrote:  
(09-18-2014 05:02 AM)R Smoov Wrote:  
(09-18-2014 02:24 AM)HawkWrites Wrote:  
(09-18-2014 02:21 AM)Fisto Wrote:  RVF clan is PetShopFinders

You have to be kidding me. I know that "Do you know where there's a pet shop?" is a standard opener for us but "PetShopFinders" reeks of the singles from that band "Pet Shop Boys".

Nothing wrong with the music but I doubt that's the image we wish to send.

Fuck the image were sending the name is funny and lighthearted and that's how we should take the game.

Yeah we'll do serious shit like clan wars but just have fun with the game and not worry about the bullshit. You worry about the small things and the game will not be fun for you.

Learn to interpret sarcasm.

My original question remains: can I do this shit in my browser?
Damn cuh nice try at using sarcasm!

I've learned so much from you! Smile

You learned in all the wrong ways then, haha.

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Some dickwad named Alper attacked me and took all my stuff. Sad
A little assistance from PetShopFinders plz.
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RE: Clash of Clans
Remember to constantly keep asking and donating to your Clan Castles, and also put the Clan Castles close to the center of your village so that it is difficult for the enemy to draw out your troops. A lot of players' attacks will get completely fucked because they did not draw out the clan castle troops. Generally archers are the best go-to troop to donate. Don't donate giants, wallbreakers, etc.

Most of the times your CC and resources need to be better protected than your TH.

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(09-18-2014 10:11 AM)Muk Wrote:  lol you guys are so top heavy with the lvl119 crystal league-er in there

So if I understand correctly, I am to fix my clan castle and then you guys give me shit (as in stuff, not crap - I get that on the board). Very cool, this is a great game Big Grin

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(09-18-2014 05:10 PM)Slim Shady Wrote:  Remember to constantly keep asking and donating to your Clan Castles, and also put the Clan Castles close to the center of your village so that it is difficult for the enemy to draw out your troops. A lot of players' attacks will get completely fucked because they did not draw out the clan castle troops. Generally archers are the best go-to troop to donate. Don't donate giants, wallbreakers, etc.

Most of the times your CC and resources need to be better protected than your TH.

SS, thanks for the info. So I googled a bit, I can move my buildings as they are being built or upgraded, right? I have been dropping the buildings down based on where the game has been suggesting, but I think I need an organized strategy.

My other question is, are there some screenshots or articles that lay out the optimal build strategy? I have another 2 days with a shield. I am just raising my storage and production capacity. I boosted to TH2, but some article I read said to slow down on upgrading the town hall. Not sure if that is right.

I have been getting a lot of my info from wiki.

Thanks!

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Look at this Youtube Channel, and follow his "Let's Play" series for learning intro stuff about the game. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxNMYTo...829BJcmUQg

He also has stuff for more advanced levels.

This is another good YouTube channel that is more entertaining but better for higher level gameplay. https://www.youtube.com/user/GodsonCoC

And yes, generally wait till you have fully upgraded your buildings to the maximum possible level at your TH before upgrading the TH itself.

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Slim Shady - why is it better to get archers? They seem to be able to take low damage. Usually one mortar or two takes them out.

Guys build up your clan castle asap so you can join our clan.

Edit - benefits of being in a clan; 1) your clan will donate troops to you. This allows you to take extra troops to battle during raids and clan wars 2) your clan castle troops will act as defenders when you are raided 3) during clan wars even if your clan loses you get a lot of extra loot. If your clan wins you get even more.

While your still in the shield, use the single player quests to attack goblins. This will give you good practice on strategy and you will learn how different troops move and react.

We were meant for far more than to suffer in our self created prisons only to die alone. It doesn't have to be that way. It never did.
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Wow pretty cool one of the decorations I can buy is a painting of Fisto's first thousand girls he banged. Big Grin

I am in a stupid mood, CoC is going to kill my only brain cell.

(09-18-2014 06:17 PM)Fisto Wrote:  Guys build up your clan castle asap so you can join our clan.

On a serious note, get this before messing with the TH too much more? Just get storage to the point where it can hold 40k gold. Don't mess with defense until the shield is almost down.

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(09-18-2014 06:17 PM)Fisto Wrote:  Slim Shady - why is it better to get archers? They seem to be able to take low damage. Usually one mortar or two takes them out.

Guys build up your clan castle asap so you can join our clan.

Edit - benefits of being in a clan; 1) your clan will donate troops to you. This allows you to take extra troops to battle during raids and clan wars 2) your clan castle troops will act as defenders when you are raided 3) during clan wars even if your clan loses you get a lot of extra loot. If your clan wins you get even more.

While your still in the shield, use the single player quests to attack goblins. This will give you good practice on strategy and you will learn how different troops move and react.

Archers are excellent on defense because they attack from a longer range than Barbs, and can also attack air troops, which become more of a problem later on.

It's true that on attack it seems better to not have archers right now, but as you get on you will see that you want something that can shoot over walls.

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