Post: #1

Warning: WOT


Context: I'm still new to RP and game and this is the first year of my life I've slept with anyone - 3 girls so far - but they were all unattractive and I didn't have to read any signals. (I'm 25, so yea, its pretty fucking sad and pathetic that it took me this long to grow a pair.)

I was at a party, and this girl randomly sent me a message on facebook saying how our personalities might be suited to hang out with each other based off the Meyers-Brigs Personality test. (I was shocked. She found me through another friend.)

Well, shes skinny as fuck and actually reasonably attractive, so I said yes. (I love skinny chicks.) I've hung out with her 3 times now, and each time I've been afraid to make a move - granted I can't read her signals well - but that's not an excuse for my BP behavior. The last two times I made sure to kiss her before I left because as Ryan Reynolds put it in Just Friends, "Friends don't kiss."

She hasn't exactly resisted my touch, but sometimes she moves away, so I can't fucking tell. The hippie part of her throws me off. Apparently her ex boyfriend was this very emotional type who was exactly like the Brendan Frasier in Bedazzled who cried because of the sunset. She's said things about her feeling like the supervisee and me being the supervisor. I can't tell because of her hippy side, but I get this idea she wants to be dominated. (hell yes.)

The last two times we hung out, I was late to our "arranged time" and she was really pissed as apparently thats a pet peave for her. (Note I'm an absolute extrovert and shes an introvert.)

Well, she is planning to nap today because of having work early and not getting enough sleep. She send me this text last night. "Maybe if you come early enough you can experience the unreasonable joy of napping in my comfy bed. I know im gonna crash and burn after work."

That's got to mean she wants me to make a move? I've already had some odd conversations with her about sex and she mentioned she didn't like sucking black or ginger dick because it tasted bad - getting a slut vibe here. She's also not a feminist so I don't have to worry about any false rape bs. I really want to turn this girl into a friends with benefits so I always have a backup when needed. I just hope my not sticking to the planned time thing hasn't thrown her off from that path.

Advice for this aspiring RP newb?

Post: #2

She is grooming you as a boyfriend but wants your dick. Make sure to escalate this time and fuck her. If you sit there "cuddling" with a boner all night your ego will never recover. Just make sure to stay out of the relationship trap.

Post: #3

Anytime a women is inviting you in to her bed, is for fucky fucky time. Don't listen about the "comfy bed" or cuddling shit. She wants you to fuck her.

In the immortal words of Jean Luc Picard "Make it so!"

Post: #4

Don't be a gyot. Make the move