Post: #1

I was going to post this yesterday but I was too caught up in The Fappening, The Fapture, and of course...the second cumming.

I also, wanted to say that I don't approach and I have shit game. I'm just very funny.

My friend goes to UCSB and his parents were going to go visit him but something came up. They had already purchased tickets so when my friend hit me up, I told him to ask if if I could have the tickets. His parents were cool with it so I ended up going.

I know there's already a data sheet on Santa Barbara so I won't waste time on the scenery (I'm not that informed anyway).

I got picked up at the airport after long flight and got to my friends housing unit (four people live there but everyone has individual rooms). I ended up taking a shower and when I got out (I changed in the bathroom),some girls had been called over. They weren't anything special but I love me some female company. I took a page out of Tuth's book and decided to tell a story while playing beer pong. The bitches ate that story up, I lied a lot during the story; Not giving a fuck because the lies were the only funny parts . One of my friends roommates comes up to me and tells me this Asian girl thinks I'm cute and that I should hook up with her. I know most of you say to never turn down a sure thing but it was way too early and I still had much too see.

After pregaming, we were all set to go to a party until of course, my friend told me he could kick my ass at 2k. I've never been one to back down so we stayed behind and I lost. It wasn't even close but whatever. As we were walking out my friend hands me a blunt.

We get to the party and fuck! Bitches upon bitches upon bitches everywhere. I was actually nervous because while walking there, I saw about 3x the amount of guys then girls but I felt relieved when I saw the amount of girls. I did my "Soup walk" as soon as we walked in and told my friend to post up in the corner. You guys should all read Soup's post on walking if you haven't. The corner has the most light and my eyes look green when there is significant light. We get there and I pulled out my blunt and my friend pulled out his. At this point I noticed a group of girls were next to us and I'm not one to approach (I know, I know).

I hear a "hey, no smoking" and as me and my friend look I see one of the girls with possibly the biggest smile I've ever seen looking right at me. She was a short blonde. Very pretty face, I'd give her a 7.5. I just smile at her and my friend says some stupid beta crap. She looks at me and asks me if I was matching on purpose (Is this a neg?). I dropped some gold here but I can't remember what it was! All I remember is that she gasped and I in a brief moment of drunken and high glory grabbed her by the waste and bent down and told her that she's going to dance with me. I remember hesitating but I told myself "do it for the forum". Her friends didn't get in the way or anything. After dancing for about 3 minutes, I explored her body and she cocked her head back and bit my ear, nearly taking my earring with her; I bit her back and at this point I remember that she smelled like marshmallows. I don't remember why we stopped dancing but there was much better talent out there. I look for my friend but can't find him. I also, have no idea what the fuck happened to my blunt! The weed and alcohol had me fucked up.

I end up running into a couple of the girls who were at the pad before and we all started talking. One was a black girl with green eyes and I'm not sure if she had contacts but I wasn't very interested in her, there will be more on her later. She ends up getting swooped by some Asian guy. A HB 8 whom I had never seen before came up to our little set and started saying hi which was first accompanied with shrieks. A pale girl with dark hair and light blue eyes. She looks at me and says "I've never seen you before..... you're hot." That's it, there was no flirting and no batting of the eyelashes. Just a "you're hot." After about 5 minutes of talking I grab her and tell her that we're going to dance and we ended up dancing for 10 minutes, made out periodically and I ended up fingering her; Yeah, I smelled my finger afterwards. I ended up going outside because I had to pee and there was a line for the bathroom. After I pee, I see the black girls who said she followed me because she didn't know where I was going and wanted to see what I was doing/wanting to make sure I'm safe. I would have thought of this as nothing but since the forum, I knew she wanted to get dicked down and she was isolated.

I just kissed her, its not like I'd ever see the tramp again. She drops down, squats and starts fidgeting, I'm thinking no fucking way! She ends up giving me a BJ out in the open! I couldn't believe it! Anyone could have walked my way and would have seen me getting blown. I end up blowing my load in about 20-30 seconds it was just awkward laughs. As we walk back into the party she has her arm in mine and I'm trying to get away as the only two black guys there were looking at me as if they wanted to murder me.

I find my friend and his roommates and they were playing this new drinking game that I had never played. I joined them and I got fucked over, the game was really dumb and I fucked up every time. We end up leaving a little later and the girls come back to the house. I think the black girl went home with the Asian guy because they were really chummy with one another. One by one the girls leave and the guys went to bed. Its just me, my friend, and the Asian girl from before. I text my friend telling him to get his ass to bed as I was sleeping on the sofa. I chat up the Asian girl and tell her that "she must be cold" and she scoffs and goes into my friends room. I just went to sleep it was late and I was still fucked up. Next day, my friend told me he smashed the Asian bitch and that I missed out because I could have fucked her earlier. Could this get any worse? I find out everyone, literally every fucking one has fucked around with the black girl. I got dropped off at the airport and came back home.

I still can't get over the 8. she was DTF and I left to go pee.

Post: #2

oops! I wanted to post this in Newbie section. Any chance I can get it moved there?

Post: #3

sounds like absolutely nothing has changed since my time as a gaucho in the late 1990s

Post: #4

Where was this in Isla Vista? I was at a party on Del Playa where similar shenanigans happened haha

Post: #5

(09-01-2014 07:15 PM)Agastya Wrote:  Where was this in Isla Vista? I was at a party on Del Playa where similar shenanigans happened haha

I'll hit you up if I ever fly over again!

The girls here are insane

Post: #6

So, why do people say the "be yourself" advice is BS? It works perfectly in my case

Post: #7

(09-02-2014 02:58 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  So, why do people say the "be yourself" advice is BS? It works perfectly in my case

It doesn't work for most as they're too introverted or don't have the right frame.

Post: #8

(09-02-2014 06:30 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

(09-02-2014 02:58 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  So, why do people say the "be yourself" advice is BS? It works perfectly in my case

It doesn't work for most as they're too introverted or don't have the right frame.

If someone is introverted shouldn't they just let the sluts come to them then?

Post: #9

(09-02-2014 02:58 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  So, why do people say the "be yourself" advice is BS? It works perfectly in my case

eh, i would change that to 'be the best version of yourself' but it really is not bad advice provided that you have done all the work to make sure you are genuinely interesting, well traveled, well read, are fun and have something to say. If you do all of this, and get yourself into great shape physically, have a positive attitude, you basically are in the top 10%.

telling someone 'hey just be yourself and you will get laid!" when they have done none of those things, is going to be pretty pointless.

Post: #10

(09-03-2014 02:01 AM)eradicator Wrote:  

(09-02-2014 02:58 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  So, why do people say the "be yourself" advice is BS? It works perfectly in my case

eh, i would change that to 'be the best version of yourself' but it really is not bad advice provided that you have done all the work to make sure you are genuinely interesting, well traveled, well read, are fun and have something to say. If you do all of this, and get yourself into great shape physically, have a positive attitude, you basically are in the top 10%.

telling someone 'hey just be yourself and you will get laid!" when they have done none of those things, is going to be pretty pointless.

yeah, plus this eases the pressure on newbies; faking stuff adds pressure which not a lot of people can handle and makes it scripted.

Post: #11

"Being yourself" works for naturals. However, you can become the player so that "being yourself" does evenutally work.

Post: #12

Two thoughts:

1) Why the FUCK didn't I go to UCSB??

2) Never get in a relationship or marry a girl that graduated from UCSB.

Post: #13

(09-05-2014 02:12 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  Two thoughts:

1) Why the FUCK didn't I go to UCSB??

2) Never get in a relationship or marry a girl that graduated from UCSB.

Why not get in a relationship or marry a girl from UCSB? Think of all eskimo brothers you can have!