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"Look up Bitch"

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(09-01-2014 02:55 AM)Feisbook Control Wrote:  Every time I try to attach a picture it shows it as a broken picture. I did a search for how to attach pictures but couldn't find anything (either no results or too many).

Can anyone please enlighten me on how to do this?

Try this thread. /thread-35043.html

Also, another way to do it is to upload the pic to upload to something like this http://postimage.org/

Then copy the link titled "Direct Link" paste that into the link box that you get when you click the mountain looking like image. I'll drop an update in the other thread to help.

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(08-31-2014 02:16 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I've been cooking up a new RVF/Twitter "art" project recently. This has less popular appeal than American Girls Be Like, but I like it more in some ways.

For those with basic Photoshop skills, feel free to throw in (though non-Photoshopped pics could be equally as effective). This has lot of potential for some lulz.

I'll be tweeting out ideas with #LookUpBitch.

She is showing how aloof she is. How superior she is.
How many more friends than you, she has.

How much she just don't give a shit.

How much she can fly in the face of fashion, because let's face it - she is fashion!

How much she can just passively aggressively say fuck you to your face, without actually saying it to your face, and everyone else around her. Don't take it personal. She is better than everyone, not just you.


You need to learn body language more.

Son, I am disappoint!

Post: #55

This is a great thread and Look Up, Bitch is a brilliant meme, one of the best ever. I think it got relegated to an undeserved obscurity too soon because it happened to be posted just before the Fappening.

Bumping this in the hope that some of the forum artists will contribute more images to go with this meme. It deserves to be spread far and wide, and I think it has that kind of potential. The baseline image choice is perfect.

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Ha. Man I'm seeing this right now.
Sitting in a bar and enjoying a decent blues band and two American girls came in.
The place is packed and tiny so the only place they could sit down was in the front of the band.

Guess what happened within a minute

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I don't know how to do these images but an idea for one would be the return of Jesus to earth.

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I have a couple of general suggestions for these:

1. "Look Up, Bitch" is an excellent hard phrase. I think it should be featured more prominently -- bigger letters, maybe on top of the meme -- and without the hashtag which has a softening/snarkifying effect. Let the hardness of the phrase be felt fully, because it packs a punch. Just like that, with spaces between words, with a comma but no other punctuation:

LOOK UP, BITCH

2. Along with the idea of the background being some obviously noteworthy, newsworthy, or historical event (which may be getting a little stale), there are two variations I can think of:

a) Make the background something cute or funny, possibly involving animals or children. Then the same phonebitch in the foreground, and "Look Up, Bitch" featured prominently. The idea of being completely oblivious to something cute or funny or touching going on can hit some people -- bitches specifically -- harder than being oblivious to something obviously world shattering.

b) In the same vein, but subtler, have a background where there is nothing in particular going on except the general flow of life -- people walking around, some talking, laughing, etc -- it just has to be a matter of inspiration of choosing the right image that subtly conveys flow. Then same oblivious phonebitch and "Look Up, Bitch" featured fairly prominently. These could be almost mystical.

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(09-03-2014 08:44 AM)Rigsby Wrote:  

(08-31-2014 02:16 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I've been cooking up a new RVF/Twitter "art" project recently. This has less popular appeal than American Girls Be Like, but I like it more in some ways.

For those with basic Photoshop skills, feel free to throw in (though non-Photoshopped pics could be equally as effective). This has lot of potential for some lulz.

I'll be tweeting out ideas with #LookUpBitch.

She is showing how aloof she is. How superior she is.
How many more friends than you, she has.

How much she just don't give a shit.

How much she can fly in the face of fashion, because let's face it - she is fashion!

How much she can just passively aggressively say fuck you to your face, without actually saying it to your face, and everyone else around her. Don't take it personal. She is better than everyone, not just you.


You need to learn body language more.

Son, I am disappoint!

This guy has been disrespecting everybody, I am surprised he has not been banned yet.

Loving this thread by the way, every time I see a chick texting, I think of this thread.

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Need to get better with photoshop

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Having the bitch look up doesn't always solve the problem.






Better solution:

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(08-31-2014 03:02 PM)Praetor Lupus Wrote:  

(08-31-2014 02:49 PM)The Father Wrote:  That's pretty funny...I live in a crowded city and I can't tell you how many times a day young women literally walk into me because they are texting...

This is something that I encounter every day. It annoys me somewhat, but doesn't fill me with despair as does seeing those who are glued to their phones whilst pushing a fucking pram.

^^this. A million times this.

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RVF Lessons In Action:

A few months ago, I was walking through an airport and coming towards me were three girls (20-ish, nothing special). Two were aware of their surroundings but the third was nose-to-phone as she walked along, and was about a half-dozen strides from colliding with me. Wholly unaware.

I remembered this thread. Without even thinking it through, when she got close enough, I barked "Hey! Look up!" at her.

She stopped, startled, looking all around her. I strolled past without breaking stride, big helpless shit-eating grin on my face. Her expression of shock turning to embarrassed anger was so damned funny I almost lost it.

Post: #68

Definitely find the 'prince charming' meme the most apt.

Cause you just know the silly little girl is going to complain later that she hasn't found her 'prince charming' yet at age 40.