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bad game = you are a douche

good game = she is flattered


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I've only banged one girl I gamed from the gym. Gio you'll like this one.

She was an 18 year old college student. I remember the approach and bang like it was yesterday.

Spotted her doing cardio across from the weights while I was lifting. Brief eye contact.

Changed to another machine, eye contact again.

I saw her going over to do stretching on the mats so I timed it like I was going over there to do abs.

I put in an intense ab workout and I noticed her paying attention.

I got up, toweled off, and chilled out for a bit. My buddy called me and I was on the phone with him for a sec. I timed it so I was walking out of the gym right when she was.

Me: "hey you got a sec?"
Her: "yeah whats up?"
Me: "I couldn't help but notice you stretching while I was doing abs, how long did it take to get that flexible?"
Her: "Hahah been doing it my whole life"
Me: "Look i'm late to xxxx but I'd love to grab a coffee sometime"
Her: "Sure"
Me: "I'm xxxx, and you are????
Her: "Julia"
Me < gets digits> "I'll call you so you can save my number."

I say goodbye and dial her, she picks up "Hello?"
"Hey its, xxx, nice meeting have a good rest of the day"
"You too!"

I know this was super direct, but I was on a hot streak and just didn't care at this point. Didn't really feel like putting in small talk after a workout.

Ring her up for coffee two days later. Great convo, walk her to her dorm kiss on cheek. (Beta I know)

Next date I pick her up at her dorm and we go to my place and do wine and jacuzzi. +1


Other approaches in the gym that have led to numbers but no bangs:

Me: "Hey, you got a sec?"
Her: "What"
Me: "Look, I know I don't like being bothered in the middle of my workouts but I had to say hello. I'd love to talk after our workouts if you've got a minute"
Her: "Sure, I've got like 45 min left..."
Me: "Perfect see you later"

Then you talk after, maybe instadate for smoothie. If not, number close.

Its better to do this if you are a regular at the gym and she sees you talking to other people, bantering with staff. So you don't come across as fucking around at the gym just to meet girls. It also helps if you actually are working hard.
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Rationalize_This, nice direct pickup. Was that a college gym where you opened the first girl, or just a gym near the college?

Most of the girls I see at my suburban gym look like they're high schoolers... Confused
12-11-2012 12:56 AM
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(12-10-2012 05:11 PM)rationalize_this Wrote:  Gio you'll like this one.

She was an 18 year old college student. I remember the approach and bang like it was yesterday.

Spotted her doing cardio across from the weights while I was lifting. Brief eye contact.

Changed to another machine, eye contact again.

I saw her going over to do stretching on the mats so I timed it like I was going over there to do abs.

I put in an intense ab workout and I noticed her paying attention.

I got up, toweled off, and chilled out for a bit. My buddy called me and I was on the phone with him for a sec. I timed it so I was walking out of the gym right when she was.

Me: "hey you got a sec?"
Her: "yeah whats up?"
Me: "I couldn't help but notice you stretching while I was doing abs, how long did it take to get that flexible?"
Her: "Hahah been doing it my whole life"
Me: "Look i'm late to xxxx but I'd love to grab a coffee sometime"
Her: "Sure"
Me: "I'm xxxx, and you are????
Her: "Julia"
Me < gets digits> "I'll call you so you can save my number."

I say goodbye and dial her, she picks up "Hello?"
"Hey its, xxx, nice meeting have a good rest of the day"
"You too!"

I know this was super direct, but I was on a hot streak and just didn't care at this point. Didn't really feel like putting in small talk after a workout.

Ring her up for coffee two days later. Great convo, walk her to her dorm kiss on cheek. (Beta I know)

Next date I pick her up at her dorm and we go to my place and do wine and jacuzzi. +1


Other approaches in the gym that have led to numbers but no bangs:

Me: "Hey, you got a sec?"
Her: "What"
Me: "Look, I know I don't like being bothered in the middle of my workouts but I had to say hello. I'd love to talk after our workouts if you've got a minute"
Her: "Sure, I've got like 45 min left..."
Me: "Perfect see you later"

Then you talk after, maybe instadate for smoothie. If not, number close.

Its better to do this if you are a regular at the gym and she sees you talking to other people, bantering with staff. So you don't come across as fucking around at the gym just to meet girls. It also helps if you actually are working hard.

Beautiful! I love it!

That is my EXACT bang formula!!!

College girl - "hey whats up" - Blah, blah blah - "we should hang sometime" - "sure" - 1st date . coffee . talk - 2nd date . wine . bang! - drop her off at dorms!!

Dorm life is weird. You have very little privacy and very little peace and quiet. Those dorm girls like to get out sometimes and share a drink and a pizza with a guy off campus. I hit the dorms at every school I visit.

I talk to every college girl that I can. You never know which one will be the one who is attracted to you and in need of sex.
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(12-11-2012 12:56 AM)RandalGraves Wrote:  Most of the girls I see at my suburban gym look like they're high schoolers... Confused

High school or college? That is the question!

So, thats what I ask them.

"girls, how far away is uc berkeley from here?

They answer the question = I continue chatting about college related stuff to confirm that they are out of high school.

They say they don't know = I continue chatting about college related stuff to confirm that they are NOT out of high school.

Or something like that. Basically, just talk about college and their response will tell you if they are in college or not.
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Two questions:

1- How do I become a hot yoga instructor?

2- How do I hide my erection?
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Had a go at this the other day.

1. It's a real scorcher! I have never sweated so much in my life under the same time period.

2. The ratio was 5:1. Not all the girls were hard bodies but most were in good shape and you can check out everyone's true form sans make-up and all. Could have easily banged half our class of circaa 20.

3. Room was so small that you were touching other attendees on some positions. Instructor said "take this as an opportunity to feel up your fellow yogis". So obviously the feeling is somewhat primal.

4. Hard to lock down anyone after class as everyone just wanted to get out. Casually talked to three girls. I'll fly under radar and just be a good guy for a couple of sessions until my face is familiar around the place, then I'll start to make moves.
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(10-03-2011 09:38 PM)Samseau Wrote:  MiXX you still do Yoga to bang?

We have the title of Roosh's next book! Bang Yoga! He stopped doing travel guides, and now it's workout guides.
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(01-15-2013 07:04 PM)Vicious Wrote:  Had a go at this the other day.

1. It's a real scorcher! I have never sweated so much in my life under the same time period.

2. The ratio was 5:1. Not all the girls were hard bodies but most were in good shape and you can check out everyone's true form sans make-up and all. Could have easily banged half our class of circaa 20.

3. Room was so small that you were touching other attendees on some positions. Instructor said "take this as an opportunity to feel up your fellow yogis". So obviously the feeling is somewhat primal.

4. Hard to lock down anyone after class as everyone just wanted to get out. Casually talked to three girls. I'll fly under radar and just be a good guy for a couple of sessions until my face is familiar around the place, then I'll start to make moves.

Vicious, your first experiences were identical to mine.

I wrote a series of posts on Yoga Game a while back you should read them.

I have been meaning to get back into it, but I am 100% into boxing now.

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If you are free during the day, try a Monday morning/early afternoon class.

A lot of places where hot girls work like restaurants, museums, and galleries are often closed on Mondays.

Haven't been yet but saw some dimes walking out of the yoga place near my crib Monday just after 1 o'clock.
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(01-15-2013 07:48 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  I wrote a series of posts on Yoga Game a while back you should read them.

Read it. I always do meticilous research.
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I got my first yoga instructor notch this past Saturday, and realized there is a hot yoga studio a short walk away from my building.

I'm joining next week. Will report back.
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i go to yoga every so often, but there's only a handful of women i'd be interested in, sure they're mostly young(ish) women with athletic bodies but they're often flat chested and somehow very few of them give off a sexy vibe, in fact it's often the opposite in that many of the women are just unsexy
i don't what it is, maybe it's the zen like state of focus or concentration required for the varioius poses, but there's rarely been a women i've seen at yoga that i'd want to bone
although i am speaking about ireland here, maybe you guys in the states or mainland europe have it better
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good tip
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just went to a hot yoga class yesterday for the first time. a few things i noted:

- heavy female to male ratio
- maybe 2 attractive women out of 20-25 people in the class
- once everyone is done, there is little socializing. everyone usually just wants to leave.
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^^ Yeah I found that. Everyone is all sweaty and disgusting so they just wanna get out of there. I think normal yoga would be much better for this sort of thing.
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(01-21-2013 08:42 AM)at350zguyy Wrote:  just went to a hot yoga class yesterday for the first time. a few things i noted:

- heavy female to male ratio
- maybe 2 attractive women out of 20-25 people in the class
- once everyone is done, there is little socializing. everyone usually just wants to leave.

What city/state are you in?

That seems like a pretty poor ratio of attractive women.

My classes would probably be 50-60%.

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(01-21-2013 09:47 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  
(01-21-2013 08:42 AM)at350zguyy Wrote:  just went to a hot yoga class yesterday for the first time. a few things i noted:

- heavy female to male ratio
- maybe 2 attractive women out of 20-25 people in the class
- once everyone is done, there is little socializing. everyone usually just wants to leave.

What city/state are you in?

That seems like a pretty poor ratio of attractive women.

My classes would probably be 50-60%.

South Jersey noon class
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(01-21-2013 10:31 AM)at350zguyy Wrote:  
(01-21-2013 09:47 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  
(01-21-2013 08:42 AM)at350zguyy Wrote:  just went to a hot yoga class yesterday for the first time. a few things i noted:

- heavy female to male ratio
- maybe 2 attractive women out of 20-25 people in the class
- once everyone is done, there is little socializing. everyone usually just wants to leave.

What city/state are you in?

That seems like a pretty poor ratio of attractive women.

My classes would probably be 50-60%.

South Jersey noon class

Nice. South Jersey off the list.

No, but seriously, I would look for other classes.

That also sounds like a big class; 25 people.

Mine where maybe 12 at most, and I would say 2 girls were fly, and 4-5 would by swoopable for sure. This was in LA and San Diego.

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Mexico City:

23 USD per class
200 USD unlimited month

Good locations, 20-30 people
65% female

60% of them swopable

Depends a lot on the hour

I like the "mood" but I find it kind of boring and expensive, if it helps me recover from my lower back injury from deadlifting it is worthed.

This is the page:

http://www.bikramyogamexico.com
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I went in London and it was a class of over 50! They really crammed you in too so it was pretty rank. Probably 60/40 female and maybe 10% of those swoopable. Also costs a fortune. Not reccomended.
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what i've noticed from doing hot/bikram yoga in dublin is
a) butterfaces with well toned bods
b) a few cave trolls (with not so well toned bods)
c) 3s, 4s, 5s and maybe a few 6s (anything over 6 is highly unusual)
d) the quality was on average a lot worse than what i saw at a gig later that evening
e) the collective stench of stale sweat is not an aphrodisiac
f) some of the women are considerably older than they appear at first glance
g) there is the possibility to 'mingle' before/after class but it's a small window plus it's mostly just friendly chit chat that happens, although there's some social proof if your yoga partner has a well toned bod (mine has)
h) said social proof doesn't help much if you never see these women outside of the yoga studio (at least not so far anyway, but i'm keeping my eyes open, cos you never know)
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I' ve heard yoga classes are a gold mine for gaming women.

I see a lot of interesting talk in this thread, but did anyone eventually get to bang some girls? Or did you just get caught up looking at all the candy around you? I'd love to hear some "just banged a girl at the yoga" stories.

As a sidenote, I once banged a yoga instructor I met on the street, but never went to any yoga class. ONe of the fastest bangs ever.

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(02-27-2013 04:42 AM)michelin Wrote:  I' ve heard yoga classes are a gold mine for gaming women.

I see a lot of interesting talk in this thread, but did anyone eventually get to bang some girls? Or did you just get caught up looking at all the candy around you? I'd love to hear some "just banged a girl at the yoga" stories.

As a sidenote, I once banged a yoga instructor I met on the street, but never went to any yoga class. ONe of the fastest bangs ever.

I wrote a series on it: http://www.thegmanifesto.com/2012/06/yog...class.html

It took me a while.

However, I have swooped some Yoga girls out at night lately.

Who says that Nightgame sucks?

One was a Yoga instructor from SF (of all places!) on vacation to the little slice of paradise I currently am staying in.

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what if you have naturally bad b.o.
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the thing about yoga is that every yoga studio, teacher, and timeframe attracts different clientele.

at one studio, people may linger a lot longer to chit chat than at another studio.

at the same studio, women may linger to chit chat a lot longer in the afternoon than in the morning or vice-versa.

at another studio, one yogi teacher might attract a more socialable group of clients/customers/practitioners than another.

there's a certain degree of randomness that you gotta figure out. in the end it comes up to you taking the initiative to make relevant small talk chit chat.
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