Post: #1

Let's hear the best of the best...these are the terms I've heard and used about women:

Sand: When you walk through the desert and you think you see water and it's just a mirage as you get close, it's just sand. This is a woman who looks good at a distance, but when you get close it"s SAND.
A Horseshoe: Seems easy at first, but turns into something longer and more difficult than you anticipated.
An Oil change: Thought you could do it yourself, but turns out someone is doing it better than you.
A Pool: You want it, others have it, but do you want the upkeep?


So many more....heard many guys say, "she's sand", or "she's a horseshoe", or "she's an oil change", or" she's a pool".

What are you guys' new ones?

Post: #2

Lol at SAND.

Post: #3

Dick Monkey- Girls that are never single. They swing from dick to another, not letting one go until another's in hand.


Btw, the new code word for camel toe is.......NINJA BOOT!!!!!!!!

Post: #4

A Ferrari...Great to look at, be seen with and nice for a fast and twisty drive, but the price and maintenance wouldn't be worth the cost of ownership.

A Honda...Average looking standard issue girl. No thrills and frills but dependable, loyal and low maintenance.

A Volvo...A nice looking girl that's as good looking as a BMW but doesn't act like it.

A Scooter...fun to ride as long as no one sees you riding one.

Post: #5

Ali and Speakeasy...too funny.

Post: #6

I like my women like I like my cars, imported...

Post: #7

She's a sandle; feels comfortable, but you know she's only appropriate in certain situations.

The spare tire; you'll keep her around forever, but she's never your first choice.

The rental car; serves your purpose as needed, but you knew it never belonged to you from the beginning.


You guys have better....let's hear some more!

Post: #8

Cock Ornament- Girls whose only real purpose is to dangle from the end of your dick.

Filipina=LBFM= Little Brown Fucking Machine


What do Spam and trailer park girls have in common?

---Both come canned, cheap, and only used as a last resort.

Post: #9

You guys can do better...this is supposed to be the best of the best.

The beard: When a gay guy wants to seem straight and has a woman with him. He uses his woman (beard) to look masculine.

The borrowed car: When you have a broad that you take out to help your game. Sh'e not yours, but nobody knows that and you look better with her on your arm.

The ear-piece: You don't need her, but things seem so much better with her around.

Post: #10

Public Property = whore

Arm Candy = a girl you hang out with/fuck to show off

Post: #11

Some of these terms lost their significance/fun after translating them to english:

The Flu: Everyone's had it.
The Ozone Layer: Every day the hole grows bigger.
The Three Musketeers: One for all, and all for one.
The Hourglass: Gets turned every half hour.
The Traffic Light: After midnight nobody respects her.
The Turtle: Sleeps with her head tucked in.
The Piñata: They always hit her with the stick.

Here are the originals, with more included, in spanish:

La Helicoptero: A donde llega levanta polvo.
La Pasa: Negra, chiquita, pero siempre se la comen.
La Motosierra: No deja palo parado.
La Gripe: Todos la han tenido.
La Capa De Ozono: Cada dia tiene el hoyo mas grande.
La Tabla del Uno: La mas facil.
La Tres Mosqueteros: Una para todos y todos para uno.
La Reloj de Arena: Le dan vuelta cada media hora.
La Semaforo: Despues de las doce, nadie la respeta.
La Luz Del Sol: Se entrega a todos por igual.
La Tortuga: Duerme con la cabeza adentro.
La Bandera de USA: La han clavado hasta en la Luna.
La Piñata: Siempre le dan con el palo.
La Vasito de Agua: No se le niega a nadie.
La Tarima de Pueblo: Ahi se monta cualquiera!

Post: #12

the ozone layer... stealing that one

Post: #13

In D.C. most of our terms to describe a girl is negative (beast, monster, thickie, biggie, football player, etc.). I guess that says something about that particular environment.

Post: #14

(03-31-2011 03:23 AM)FretDancer Wrote:  Some of these terms lost their significance/fun after translating them to english:

The Flu: Everyone's had it.
The Ozone Layer: Every day the hole grows bigger.
The Three Musketeers: One for all, and all for one.
The Hourglass: Gets turned every half hour.
The Traffic Light: After midnight nobody respects her.
The Turtle: Sleeps with her head tucked in.
The Piñata: They always hit her with the stick.

Here are the originals, with more included, in spanish:

I like these...well done.

La Helicoptero: A donde llega levanta polvo.
La Pasa: Negra, chiquita, pero siempre se la comen.
La Motosierra: No deja palo parado.
La Gripe: Todos la han tenido.
La Capa De Ozono: Cada dia tiene el hoyo mas grande.
La Tabla del Uno: La mas facil.
La Tres Mosqueteros: Una para todos y todos para uno.
La Reloj de Arena: Le dan vuelta cada media hora.
La Semaforo: Despues de las doce, nadie la respeta.
La Luz Del Sol: Se entrega a todos por igual.
La Tortuga: Duerme con la cabeza adentro.
La Bandera de USA: La han clavado hasta en la Luna.
La Piñata: Siempre le dan con el palo.
La Vasito de Agua: No se le niega a nadie.
La Tarima de Pueblo: Ahi se monta cualquiera!

Post: #15

(04-04-2011 11:33 AM)Roosh Wrote:  In D.C. most of our terms to describe a girl is negative (beast, monster, thickie, biggie, football player, etc.). I guess that says something about that particular environment.

I've only spent a little time in DC. Never really thought of it as a good or bad place for a pick-up pool. But after reading some of your material/opinions, I'll probably never make any effort there.

Post: #16

(03-31-2011 03:23 AM)FretDancer Wrote:  Some of these terms lost their significance/fun after translating them to english:

The Flu: Everyone's had it.
The Ozone Layer: Every day the hole grows bigger.
The Three Musketeers: One for all, and all for one.
The Hourglass: Gets turned every half hour.
The Traffic Light: After midnight nobody respects her.
The Turtle: Sleeps with her head tucked in.
The Piñata: They always hit her with the stick.

Here are the originals, with more included, in spanish:

La Helicoptero: A donde llega levanta polvo.
La Pasa: Negra, chiquita, pero siempre se la comen.
La Motosierra: No deja palo parado.
La Gripe: Todos la han tenido.
La Capa De Ozono: Cada dia tiene el hoyo mas grande.
La Tabla del Uno: La mas facil.
La Tres Mosqueteros: Una para todos y todos para uno.
La Reloj de Arena: Le dan vuelta cada media hora.
La Semaforo: Despues de las doce, nadie la respeta.
La Luz Del Sol: Se entrega a todos por igual.
La Tortuga: Duerme con la cabeza adentro.
La Bandera de USA: La han clavado hasta en la Luna.
La Piñata: Siempre le dan con el palo.
La Vasito de Agua: No se le niega a nadie.
La Tarima de Pueblo: Ahi se monta cualquiera!

"The sun; delivers to all equally." Priceless!

Post: #17

(03-14-2011 07:00 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  Dick Monkey- Girls that are never single. They swing from dick to another, not letting one go until another's in hand.


Btw, the new code word for camel toe is.......NINJA BOOT!!!!!!!!

That's my favorite too. Once I realized how true it is, was the day I stopped putting pussy on a pedistal.

Post: #18

Girls describing men

Cooked Egg... Cooks, cooks cooks and in the end when you finally eat is missing salt. (when a guy does not deliver it)
The lettuce salad: has no salt and no one will say despite the common sense that does make people satisfied
srimp: take the head off, enjoy the body

Post: #19

Would like to hear some more from you, Chocolatinha!

Post: #20

(04-04-2011 11:33 AM)Roosh Wrote:  In D.C. most of our terms to describe a girl is negative (beast, monster, thickie, biggie, football player, etc.). I guess that says something about that particular environment.

It's like I say, DC is all warpigs and politics.