Post: #1

maybe im the only guy here wants to do this, but i think alot can be learned from the times we fail to seal the deal. Ill go ahead and start us off by sharing what went down today

I got knocked out by the 17 year old i mentioned in a prior post. After the texts that we were sending last night i knew it was only a matter of time before she came over for some dick.

And she did, but unfortunately she couldn't have come over at a worse time. I had just gotten done playing basketball for 2 hours when she says she is at my apartment. i was surprised, frustrated, and happy all at the same time. I was surprised because i didn't know she wanted to get smashed so quickly, i was frustrated because i was not in any shape to talk to a chick (sweaty, my apartment was a mess, my room was in bad shape, and i had smelly balls) and happy because i knew it was on..

So i leave the rec center and go to my place. I sneak into the apartment without her seeing me . I quickly sprayed down the rooms with oust, and threw away some gross stuff. She comes in the door and i begin to work on her. talking about her family and dog, then i jabbed her a few times a couple well timed put downs, then i carried her to my bed and threw her down; where i then proceeded to be all over that shit(and i don't mean her ass hole) This is when things went south(all of this went down in the span of around 30 minuets id say)

While still super high off this dro (i told myself i would stop smoking with chicks!), my mind went haywire to speak. My heart was racing, my dick was limp, and my mouth was super dry. i was unable to multitask and i didnt stick n move as well as g would have liked. i was like a flat footed linebacker getting demolished by an all pro slutty and topless running back

Even after all this i proceeded to attempt the removal of pants. She said she wasnt that type of girl. I immediately remembered reading something about a good thing to say when a girl says this. I say "well im that type of guy"

The fun playful vibe of sex quickly turned into an anger, sadness, and no vagina for chad type of vibe. After a few minuets of silence i pulled her on top of me and started making out again(i figured why not) she put her hand down my pants and held onto my dick, which was at half staff, this went on for like 30 seconds until she stopped and said we need to slow down. She put her bra back on and i told her to get us some water. She comes back and i proceed to talk to her about bull shit, tell her a funny joke, then i tried to take her bra off again. she said that i wasnt even smooth at all. BOOM. hay-maker to the temple, i was down for the count.

Post: #2

(03-03-2011 08:13 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  She said she wasnt that type of girl.

The fun playful vibe of sex quickly turned into an anger, sadness, and no vagina for chad type of vibe.

This happens when you smoke weed with a 17 year old girl.


Just keep on trying. She'll break up soon or later, if she doesn't then she just isn't sexually mature enough in my opinion
This is one of the reasons why I prefer to hang out with 24+ chicks

Post: #3

Nice idea for a thread. Sure it sucks to not accomplish the mission, but it shouldn't surprise you, never.

By the way, you never told us your experience at the nightclub.

Post: #4

ha yea we never made it to the nightclub. We got together at my apartment and had a small party around 8. But we all got way too wasted. Everyone was passed out by 3 and the club didnt open until 4 am

Post: #5

Anytime a girls says "I think we should stop for a moment" or some other thing like that, I say "You know what? You're right. Let's have another drink." So we'll have a drink and within the span of that drink you will be back to hooking up and you will go further than last time. I've had girls do this and we had a drink 3-4 times before closing. Always works for me.

Post: #6

Thats sound advice. you know you have never led me astray in all the tips you have shared.

to expand on her smooth comment, i think that is something i really need to focus on. So far i have been very aggressive with every woman. Doing a good job of getting them into the bed, but once they are there my smoothness escapes me and i end up making quick and sudden movements. Spending too much time kissing, not letting my hands wander around, etc.

Post: #7

(03-03-2011 10:46 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  Thats sound advice. you know you have never led me astray in all the tips you have shared.

to expand on her smooth comment, i think that is something i really need to focus on. So far i have been very aggressive with every woman. Doing a good job of getting them into the bed, but once they are there my smoothness escapes me and i end up making quick and sudden movements. Spending too much time kissing, not letting my hands wander around, etc.

Glad to help bro.

Post: #8

Other than the current mass beta texts I've ended up sending tonight to this chick, my biggest failure was not taking control of a threesome. My girl at the time (now ex-wife) wanted to make me happy so after her, my female roommate who I had fucked before and I drank a lot, we went to the roommates room and got naked and started fooling. Sadly, the bitch of a roomie went cold at the touch of a woman despite calling herself bi. I tried to heat her up but that ended up pissing off the future ex. In the end all I got was no sleep before work and a fucking lame story. Only redeeming moment was turning to my girl when she was bitching at me for focusing on the roomie and yelling "this was your fucking idea. Shut up. I've got to sleep." Alpha moment in an ocean of beta past.

Post: #9

Haha I like how you put an end to that shit. It sounds like threesomes are difficult. It also seems like people romance over the idea of a threesomes. Who wouldn't want to be naked and penetrating two chicks . But once your there reality sets in.

Post: #10

lol that's funny. did you guys feel a rift afterwards?

Post: #11

Until you have failed a few times you can never win.

Post: #12

Got flaked on today with this Asian girl I been talking to for a few days. She texted me "Do u wanna go some other time? My girls wanna go to ___ tonight". I don't think I'm going text her or call back but I want to fuck her bad

Edit - the bitch just called right after posting this asking if I got the text. Don't think there anything else to do besides delete her number. The thing is she's been calling me and texting crazy the past few days.

Post: #13

(03-05-2011 11:08 AM)drymarro Wrote:  lol that's funny. did you guys feel a rift afterwards?

Not sure. But the rift appeared anyway cause the ex was very territorial and the roomie was a flirt and a bit psycho. The last time I ever live with two women unless I'm taking up polygamy.