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What This Adorable Little Girl Says Will Melt Your Heart
The Onion recently opened a new site called ClickHole which lampoons sites like Buzzfeed and Upworthy, which as you know focus on propagating blue pill tingles.

Here's one of their videos:

http://www.clickhole.com/video/what-ador...r-hear-286

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06-16-2014 08:32 AM
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Excellent message. I hate those slide shows.
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She was sooooo cute. She looks just like the daughter that I could conceivably have from blasting off inside a white chick or a Latina.

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Ohshit

"clickhole"

This is one of the greatest ideas ever.

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We don't have a pedestal. All we got is a cot in the back.
06-16-2014 06:07 PM
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Heard about it through reddit and honestly this site is painful to read/watch. I know its a parody and all but its sad that society has gotten to such a state that many people read/watch media that is worse than this(clickhole)
06-16-2014 06:10 PM
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One must love The Onion. One must click on ClickHole.

That was fucking hilarious. I clicked. I now feel dirty. Buzzfeed and Gawker, heal my pain!

READ MY BLOG, DAMMIT.

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After reading the thread title, I thought that maybe prison made Roosh soft.
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The Onion is specializes in SWPL like type insufferable, overdone, boring sarcasm. Doesn't get more blue-pill than that.
06-16-2014 09:56 PM
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The message of the video is EXACTLY why I don't look at ANYTHING from the fucking bleacher report....
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Interesting idea, given Poe's law we could make something just like this but with feminist bullshit. It would be entertaining as fuck.

Edit: Seriously though, I just found a good domain I might consider doing it if I can find some other guys to contribute a few bullshit clickbait articles or photo galleries.
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(06-16-2014 09:56 PM)la_mode Wrote:  The Onion is specializes in SWPL like type insufferable, overdone, boring sarcasm. Doesn't get more blue-pill than that.

I agree. I feel the same about Colbert Report and the like as well. That said, I still find the Clickhole site to be hilarious. Good content is good content no matter where it's from.
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(06-17-2014 01:16 PM)Wutang Wrote:  So wrong lol:

http://www.clickhole.com/video/if-you-gr...ht-now-318
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(06-17-2014 01:16 PM)Wutang Wrote:  So wrong lol:

http://www.clickhole.com/video/if-you-gr...ht-now-318

This ruined my day. Damn you clickhole.

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Quote:Nice job clickhole

Quote:He hit me right in the clickhole

Quote:Now listen here clickhole!

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This one got me laughing even harder than the butter one Laugh Laugh Laugh

Clickhole Wrote:6 Birds That Need To Be Reminded Flying Is A Privilege, Not A Right
http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-birds...e=facebook

2. Most of us will never even get the chance to levitate, let alone fly, and yet this flamingo feels the need to showboat. You can be majestic without being a jerk.

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5. Christ. How about some dignity, buddy?

[Image: 480.jpg]

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Jeesus. She's only three and she has, like, vocaly fry, whatevers....

I predict a bright future for her, despite her speech impediment (not talking about her vocal fry here).

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Which Muppet Baby Are You, Under Penalty Of Perjury?
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The State Finds That You Are Kermit
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De facto leader of the gang, you try to keep a cool head, but it can be tough when you’re at the center of so much chaos. When it’s time to use your imagination, you see yourself as a movie-style hero, swinging in to save the day. If any part of your testimony is found to be inaccurate, and there is materiality to that claim, you may be charged and sentenced to one to five years in prison, plus fines and probation.
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Suprised that no one has mentioned the parody site Fapworthy.com. They take a random still, none nude obviously, from a PornHub video and give it a BuzzFeed type headline.

"She thinks it's a normal bus. Wait until you see what kind of bus it really is."

"Hope you have some tissues ready. After three minutes of watching this you're going to need them."

The site is worth a browse and a laugh.
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(09-04-2014 02:52 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  This one got me laughing even harder than the butter one Laugh Laugh Laugh

Clickhole Wrote:6 Birds That Need To Be Reminded Flying Is A Privilege, Not A Right
http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-birds...e=facebook

2. Most of us will never even get the chance to levitate, let alone fly, and yet this flamingo feels the need to showboat. You can be majestic without being a jerk.

[Image: 480.jpg]

5. Christ. How about some dignity, buddy?

[Image: 480.jpg]

Laugh4

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