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Collegehumor's ranking of "The Sexiest[Celebrity] Woman Alive" poll
http://www.collegehumor.com/toplist/6973...alive-2014

I know its a waste of time but I just thought I had to share this. Btw when you rate them you dont see their pics(so you have to google the ones you dont know). For some fucked up reason you see a topless guy instead.

Here are the results so far...(the percentages seem fucked, but those are the % of duels won, so the average is 50%). I included the top 10 out of 33 because when copy pasting the format was fucked and couldnt be bothered fixing them all.

1. Scarlett Johansson
77%

2. Emma Watson
70%

3. Jennifer Lawrence
69%

4. Mila Kunis
65%

5. Emma Stone
65%

6. Kate Upton
64%

7. Olivia Wilde
60%

8. Katy Perry
58%

9. Jessica Alba
57%

10. Zooey Deschanel
53%

Funnily enough the only chicks I would think are hot in the top 10 are Scarlett Olivia and Jessica.(Maybe Mila too). The rest are just overrated 6s and 7s. Basically chicks that everyone says are hot because society/media says they are rather than trusting their own judgement. Or too many chicks voted(instead of guys)

Hotter chicks like Emilia Clarke, Megan Fox, Blake Lively and like 5-6 others are below them. Its interesting that Miley Cyrus is in the bottom. Obviously there is hate even in liberal circles.
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06-04-2014 04:20 PM
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RE: Collegehumor's ranking of "The Sexiest[Celebrity] Woman Alive" poll
Also matches the lists from Reddit, Imgur, or any other white knight haven.
06-04-2014 04:35 PM
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RE: Collegehumor's ranking of "The Sexiest[Celebrity] Woman Alive" poll
When I saw the title, I said to myself ''Please God, don't let Emma Stone be in that list.'' and of course, there she was...
06-04-2014 04:38 PM
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(06-04-2014 04:35 PM)germanico Wrote:  Also matches the lists from Reddit, Imgur, or any other white knight haven.

This is particularly sad because Reddit is one of the most useful sites in terms of information. I would say it rivals RVF. In fact if you filter out the bad subs it has far more and broader amount of info than RVF. Just sad how bluepill so many of them are.

(06-04-2014 04:38 PM)turkishcandy Wrote:  When I saw the title, I said to myself ''Please God, don't let Emma Stone be in that list.'' and of course, there she was...

I actually have a thing for Emma Stone. (years ago, probably).


In the middle of writing that sentence, I was going to write "in Suburgatory, one of the shows I glanced at while the TV was on". I googled how it was spelled, and turns out the main actor was another chick called Jane Levy.

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Was a bit confused, then I googled Emma Stone. Wow emma is actually ugly lel.
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How can you guys not like a girl who will let you eat her chin?


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Emma Stone represents everything that is wrong with Hollywood's standards of beauty and femininity.
06-04-2014 04:57 PM
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Someone mention Alba?

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RE: Collegehumor's ranking of "The Sexiest[Celebrity] Woman Alive" poll
Emma Stone just reaches passable only when a shit ton of make up has been slapped on her. Here's what you'd wake up to the next morning:

[Image: emma-stone-no-makeup.jpg]

I honestly don't get these 'hottest women ever' posts/articles. Do guys seriously buy into this stuff anymore? Go to any town with a population of over 3000 and you're guaranteed to see hotter women.
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Whoever came up with that list needs to get out more.

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06-05-2014 01:22 AM
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RE: Collegehumor's ranking of "The Sexiest[Celebrity] Woman Alive" poll
(06-05-2014 01:22 AM)Capitán Peligroso Wrote:  Whoever came up with that list needs to get out more.

It was the aggregate of everyone who voted.

They had two random chicks, and the user picks one. Then they ranked the chicks on the most duels won.
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RE: Collegehumor's ranking of "The Sexiest[Celebrity] Woman Alive" poll
Note the overlaps between their "sexiest" list and my list of the The 10 Most Overrated Female Celebrities from last year.

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For me, the standouts on that list are Jennifer Lawrence an Emma Stone.

Jennifer Lawrence is incredibly average. She just reminds me of the average looking girls in high school and college. Nothing really stands out about her looks. She reminds me of the 3rd-5th best looking girl in the "cool girl clique". Nothing special, but people think she is attractive based on status.

Emma Stone just looks goofy as hell. Definitely the type of girl that becomes less attractive as the clothes come off.
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(06-05-2014 01:27 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Note the overlaps between their "sexiest" list and my list of the The 10 Most Overrated Female Celebrities from last year.

Female attraction is so incredibly Fame-focused that they turn around and try to do the same to men.

It does not work the same way as a number of widespread attraction tests have proven. Turns out that more guys would bang a super-hot 18-year-old model than they would bang many actresses even in their prime - as far as I recall on test it was 94% guys wanting to bang a no-name young 9 than 92% Angelina Jolie in the prime.

For women the results were absolutely fame-focused. Brad Pitt would have been fucked by over 85% of the female population while only 20% of women were interested in a better-looking male model.
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(06-05-2014 02:27 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  
(06-05-2014 01:27 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Note the overlaps between their "sexiest" list and my list of the The 10 Most Overrated Female Celebrities from last year.

Female attraction is so incredibly Fame-focused that they turn around and try to do the same to men.

It does not work the same way as a number of widespread attraction tests have proven. Turns out that more guys would bang a super-hot 18-year-old model than they would bang many actresses even in their prime - as far as I recall on test it was 94% guys wanting to bang a no-name young 9 than 92% Angelina Jolie in the prime.

For women the results were absolutely fame-focused. Brad Pitt would have been fucked by over 85% of the female population while only 20% of women were interested in a better-looking male model.

For the record; it was users who voted for the chicks.

I dont know the ratio of genders who voted; but I would not see any incentive for a chick to click the link/vote. So I still think a high proportion of those who votes are guys. Which means the brainwashing has been almost successful.
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But what about...
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(06-05-2014 02:35 AM)cooledcannon Wrote:  For the record; it was users who voted for the chicks.

I dont know the ratio of genders who voted; but I would not see any incentive for a chick to click the link/vote. So I still think a high proportion of those who votes are guys. Which means the brainwashing has been almost successful.

Of course, but guys voted on the choices given. If they had put in a couple dozen of super-hot models and even sweet & busty 18-yr-old waitresses next to it, then suddenly those celebrities would not do so well. And I bet that one such perfect 10 girl would even top the list in front of Scarlett Johansson who is 31 already btw.

With women practically 100% of male celebrities would be on top with the more attractive no-names relegated to the lower ranks. That is the main difference!
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Celeb chicks are the most overrated ones.
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(06-05-2014 02:58 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  
(06-05-2014 02:35 AM)cooledcannon Wrote:  For the record; it was users who voted for the chicks.

I dont know the ratio of genders who voted; but I would not see any incentive for a chick to click the link/vote. So I still think a high proportion of those who votes are guys. Which means the brainwashing has been almost successful.

Of course, but guys voted on the choices given. If they had put in a couple dozen of super-hot models and even sweet & busty 18-yr-old waitresses next to it, then suddenly those celebrities would not do so well. And I bet that one such perfect 10 girl would even top the list in front of Scarlett Johansson who is 31 already btw.

With women practically 100% of male celebrities would be on top with the more attractive no-names relegated to the lower ranks. That is the main difference!

They were given choices like Emilia Clarke, Megan Fox, Blake Lively and at least 5 others who are hotter than most of the top 10. Id say Blake is pretty much model material even.

Of course, there is the fact that there are no pictures of them, so if you dont know em you wont vote for em. Still...
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(06-05-2014 03:03 AM)Trim Wrote:  Celeb chicks are the most overrated ones.

Always bro, fucking go any music festival and you'll see boat loads of 10s and 9s... But then again most 10s & 9s are 6s & 7s without any make-up Dodgy
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Olivia Wilde.

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